Norway is by far the most boring country in Europe. Maybe even the world. Nothing happens here.
Our rappers complain and rap about how its an hour long walk to the town hall. This is not a parody: youtube.com
Another rapper raps about remembering to pump air in your bicycle tire: youtube.com
This is not a parody. They are legit rapping about the everyday struggles in Norway
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What can we do to fix that
You as a Finnish man must cross the border late at night, impregnate as many Norwegian women (and men) as possible before the sun rises.
They have pretty women though
Let me into your country and i assure you your women wont be as bored
Let Russia annex Norway. Will be fun trust me.
Why don't you go fjord-jumping in squirrel suits
Based. This is about riding Swedish commuter trains
That is not bad at all. Calm, rural monotonous life is based life.
>this is not a parody
eh yes it is stupid
>Calm, rural monotonous life is based life.
t. Disillusioned urban*id
Boring countries >Poor countries
Is this your cruel and malevolent way of ridiculing us? By remindig us that even a boy is better looking than the hags that pass as women in this hellhole...
>the hags that pass as women in this hellhole
Stop pretending you have ugly women
>Our rappers complain and rap about how its an hour long walk to the town hall. This is not a parody: youtube.com
Translation of the main chorus:
Det tek en time å gå ned til Orsta rådhus
>It takes an hour to walk down to Orsta town hall
en time å gå ned til Orsta rådhus
>an hour to walk down to Orsta town hall
Orsta rådhus det er langt ifra her
>Orsta town hall thats far from here
Det tek en time å gå ned til Orsta rådhus(x3) ikkje at eg har noko der og gjer
>It takes an hour to walk down to Orsta town hall. Not that i have anything to do there.
Cool m8. Btw where is this Orsta place? Never heard anything about it
Boring is a virtue. White people saying they wish they were more interesting and "ethnic" are killing the west. Really they just want better restaurants.
I have been bullying the french flags for a while, they're now in mood to strike back.
Don't you have something called black metal? How is that any boring?
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To me current Norway looks like the perfect place to blossom since you don't have to work 12 straight hours on dead-end jobs. Let me explain you why:
The more free time a society has to spare to its own interests and hobbies the greater development of arts you can find. Arts work as a measure to tell a nation's advances and greatness, you can nurture your soul with them and trascend the human condition.
If I had the social security and safety I could have in Norway I'm sure as fuck I would've pick a different career since money wouldn't have ever been a problem.
>White people saying they wish they were more interesting and "ethnic" are killing the west
those are only americans lol
Just watched the video OP posted and realized cowboy boots are popular in scandinavia. You reckon I could make good money by importing the boots made in here?
>tfw struggle so real I have to consider becoming a norwegian boot merchant
Many western euros as well
Would be hard to compete with existing merchants desu
>Another rapper raps about remembering to pump air in your bicycle tire
better than
>i rape france i kill france
No one wears them boots in Norway. Maybe during the 90s but not now.
Some sort of magic tacos would be success
>jeg lide i Norge
>The more free time a society has to spare to its own interests and hobbies the greater development of arts you can find. Arts work as a measure to tell a nation's advances and greatness, you can nurture your soul with them and trascend the human condition.
Yes, here in Norway artists labor day and night in order to create great works of art of the highest spiritual and transcendental nature.
Pic related.
Finland is more boring, trust me. Not to mention Iceland.
Norway at least has some great landscapes to check out. It could be worse, you could be Danish.
>Jeg lide i Norge
>be Norwegian
>want to take those four girls home for yet another wild viking orgy
>realise your new Lamborghini can't carry all the blonde bimbos
>open phone and start Jow Forums thread
>"UGH, liv er altfor vanskelig..."
i dont know. I traveled western norway this summer. Being stuck in a fjord town not seeing the horizon but the same looming mountains on all sides for a week made me a tad claustrophobic
Oh no, nightmarefuel
Balkans are both boring and poor with virtually no urbanization in the shitty village you were thrown into among borderline mentally retarded hillbillies and forced to spend the first 20 years of your life, just imagine living in bumfuck nowhere where even affording drugs as an escapist means from your miserable life becomes a struggle
import brown people. Shit finally became interesting.
Life is hard in Norway, very very hard
Norway is fucking paradise retard. We look like angels and our IQ is 25 percent higher than continental europeans.
must be Hell
You know it is true, there is a type of westerner that hates themselves
>Side Brok
They are based, and they obviously have a lot of comedy elements. Do you also think their song about doing magic called "Arba" is completely serious?
Trondheim starter pack:
>jeans
>checked shirt
>leather vest
>mustache with a twirl
>cap with a tractor brand logo
>either boots or leather shoes
>snus
>moonshine
Coutries exist not for one's entertainment ya know
sounds based and redneckpilled
>ou reckon I could make good money by importing the boots made in here?
Can you make snakeskin snowshoes?
go LARP in the woods and burn some churches
boring is good, less problems
t. domesticated hun
You also need to
>Have an interest in cars spes. Volvo
>mod the engine and exhaust(buy fake turbo shit to make your volvo sound like it has a turbo but it does not)
>Your idea of a champagne is moonshine with a (what are those vitamin pills called that u put in a glass of water that fizzes in english?)
>drink "karsk" Recipe is. Pour coffe in a cup, drop a 1 kroner coin in the cup, pour moonshine in the cup until the coin is visible
Those are property of Chad, not every nordoid has access to those hot chicks
Just you wait, in January all of these super happy nordanons will be shitposting gore and black metal 24/7
Right again Sven. it's us norwegians
cope
all Norwegians are Chads, every single one of them
wish I was Norwegian...
Oppress them with music.
Music here in Sunnmoere must be bizarre for outsiders, with rap (like OP) and country coexisting. Happens to be the most obnoxious types as well.
>pic related
Moere og Romsdal just above Sogn og Fjordane
Sooo, American?
t. Alberto Barbosa
Send me some money, that'll be a thrill, promise