How was your summer, Jow Forums?

why does he look like an italian ryan gosling

I had an amazing summer on a road trip with the long distance GF in Southern Brittany. We had the house of her grandfather for ourselves in the beginning and then slept in the car later while we were on the way. We spent quite some time on the beach but we also visited some pictoresque cities, ate amazing food and checked out some awesome coastal landscapes.

I wanna have a bf so I can sit on his lap like that

it's nice to spend time and enjoying bridal bed with ur sister, fellow user

i dont know what agenda behind that question is, but i will answer it, because it was good
by 'summer' i mean from may 1st to august 30th
>every sunday or saturday i went with friends up the river in nature to throw bbq parties
>sometimes we had boating expeditions downstream to another town
>i literally had sex with 3 different girls
>went on unplanned trip to sea, to montenegro and spent 3 days there
>went bankrupt 3 times and got back up
>wagecucked but even at work, the atmosphere was excellent, we can drink alcohol at work whenever and smoke as well and i got a raise because boss thought i solved a problem because i was smart, but there was no problem and i didnt solve shit
>my car stopped fucking with me, it ran like a Porsche whenever i needed it (its an old 86 vw jetta)
>my bunions left me at peace, so did my foot fungus this entire summer
>my sister gave birth to twin boys
>my young plum orchard survived and set roots, thus i had 3 pigs bought and fenced into the same orchard so they reside there, sit, plow and make it more alive
>cleaned my room
>bought my dad a new lawnmower
>scrapped all the metal i didnt need from my shed
>managed to drive to Belgrade and back without crashing
>rode a horse and practiced hitting a bottle on a stump with a spade
>shot a rabbit in the head form 400 (aprox) m distance
>solved my godfathers debt
>won 7th place on stew competition (cunts said my stew was too red)
>hadnt turned on video games at all the entire summer
>taught a child how to swim
>fondled a 40 year old milf waitress's tits yet again letting her know im open for being her boytoy and to keep it private
Any time someone asks me how are things, i say, its unbelievably fucking great
things went so good in fact, i thought i was going to die a tragic death soon

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He isn't even that good-looking
Maybe a 6/10 in Southern Europe

I'm happy for you user!

I've never had a girl sit on my lap and I'm almost 30. Would you like to be my first?

I did nothing but wagecuking

One of the worst of my life. I want to die

Due to school duties and for the second year in a row, never had summer holidays, worked on Internships in order to graduate from Masters. Good news (or bad idk?) is as soon i finish my intership this Friday, i'll become a NEET with lots of saving so i guess… i'm good, right?

Continued living my pointless life.

Spent working and getting my driver's license, pretty miserable but at least I was busy.
Feeling like shit no matter what I do, thought if I kept my self working I would at least keep my mind full with something, it worked to some degree, but ya know, feel like maybe I like being sad and melancholic, find some sort of satisfaction in it. Or maybe is just your standard case of eager for companionship and affection.
Here's to a better tomorrow.

Isn't that MEW's ex husband?

Well what’s the reason you haven’t had a girl sit on your lap yet?

Shit as usual. I absolutely HATE summer.

is that Bashar al-Assad?

July was awesome, traveled, had sex a bunch.
Every other month was shit

next one will be better I'm sure

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same

>has sex 4 times in 3 months
epic stuff bro what an amazing summer

This desu

I stopped drinking for a couple days. Absolutely miserable experience. Wouldn't recommend it.

you wish
thats a 7/10 at least
>>>/lookism/