/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

berta & hinds yall come back now ya hear

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I LOVE /DIXIE/

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How many braincells do you have to be missing to find enjoyment in watching some instagram thot do something cute

how much testosterone do you have to be missing to be so GAY?

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Drinking some brettanomyces bruxellensis

Ordered some boots from the local boot retailer

Finn be like "horsies"

>Boot

Is that slang for truck

that's a funny way of saying you ordered a fleshlight from amazon

Can any of y'all recommend any podcasts?
The only one I've been able to get into is Tell 'Em Steve-Dave.

History of Rome
History of Byzantium
And that one about the hellenistic period by a /his/torian

what sort of podcast? i listen to joe rogan while i'm exercising

No
Wrong

ordered a fleshlight from amazon

funny way of saying you ordered some boots lad

tribs on end and beginning and 69 in middle lol

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I generally seek out comedy, but most of them are not funny

Are those the actual names

don't know then, sorry bud

Yes. The first two podcasts are quite long, so I recommend 2x speed.

The third one by the /his/ guy covers my favorite period in history, so I find it quite enjoyable.
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CobbCast

Ain't 69 like the sex number or something lol

CobbCast, the podcast with boots on the ground

6(O_o)9

=D

LOOKING IN THE MIRROR
I DON'T RECOGNIZE WHAT I SEE

Sleepycast if you would enjoy NG animators sperg-out about things.

the hibernian menace never dies

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every man a king, but no one wears a crown

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love huey lads
i miss him

i should have a crown

feel free to post favorite politicians from your states as well

genuinely interested

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*walks towards you menacingly*

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My Jimmy John's order was $13.37

fucken nies

How much was yer dates order?

pepsi is the literal devil and we must support fine georgian businesses, coca cola in particular, to fight against this godlessness

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>0.15 lari have been added to your account

pepsi is using stem cells from aborted fetuses to (((improve))) their unholy carbonated devil's piss

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i didn't know a drink company could be so evil
coca cola is the answer to destroying pepsi

well at least they dont go to waste lmao

Frenchie user, are you sad? Why?

recycling is important

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Makes me want to buy Pepsi even more.

To be clear I would inject aborted stem cells into my nutsack if i could. That shit is the key to immortality.

Just uninstalled all but two games from my steam library, AMA

toiltime in 8 hours lads

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why
what did you keep

It was full of shit I didn't play , ended up reinstalling another game for a total of 3. Railroad Tycoon 3, M&B and Roller Coaster Tycoon 2

autistic games

>railroad tycoon
>roller coaster tycoon
>mount n blade
based af

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Hey y'all. Was busy. What's going on?

whats the matter var you eat the wrong kind of mold on some cheese this morning
sup bud not much
enjoying a sip on some beer atm

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just want a gf

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just be yourself

you get me 400 pounds of crawfish this next season and i'll send some ozark thot down your way come summer

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busy on what
i doubt you even have a job considering you're here all day

>HON HON HON

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...

Busy with work stuff that required more of my attention than usual.

he's an accountant and full-time lazy old man
nothing wrong with that

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oh ye
what job did u get again
are you nervous

im still in the slaveware store

Checked. That's right.

hope you at least had time to mow your lawn

>To be clear I would inject aborted stem cells into my nutsack if i could. That shit is the key to immortality.
based
not sure why it would have to be your nutsack but based

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F

thank you for your service

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I did not.

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absolutely tragic

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well lookie here

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wtf hinds
thats how you attract pests

The grass died in July. Hasn't rained in months.

freed over 400gb of shit from my drive by deleting all that shit

Heard y'all talking about lawns

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might've been
what's it to ya

Virginia

Miss my lawn already, just that

Who sipping chocolate milk here

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You up for some prawn risotto?

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Perhaps some chips and cheese?

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I know you can't say no to some nice meatballs

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Please stop this madness

Yeah ok, I'm going to sleep anyway

yuo r liek little babby
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Night bud
Plz no

I see you're not very familiar with the existential dread that is Kay's Cooking. Might be better that way
Night mang

>Train 3 has crashed
>it was carrying $300K in goods

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Howdy

Unit

>"Sautéed"

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missed you bb
what's up

got some liquor

>got some liquor

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it's not my fault you can't drink responsibly
neither could i but i got bitched at enough to stop drinking so much

to be fair i kinda did the same

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