What is it with Americans and mayonnaise?

What is it with Americans and mayonnaise?

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Mayonnaise is gross

Euros like mayonnaise more than we do

Mayo is healthy (in moderation)

They don't even make the real one

It's weird, white americans who grew up drinking milk with spagetti don't like it like & but I'm black and love mayo. I'm eating ground beef meatballs and am tempted to put some of my mayo on them to make them tastier.
America has everything dumb frog. Like sure we have wonder bread but we also have great baked bread if you look for it. We have shit beer but we have the best beer on God's green earth. Kill yourself fag, but first pay your gas tax.

>milk with spaghetti
What is wrong with you

Americans also have very poor reading comprehension.

>Milk with spagetti

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can confirm. Am asian and fucking love mayo. I pour that shit on nuggets and tendies and fries and everything

I do like it and I eat it on fries. But that's evidence that Europeans like it more than we do because they all do that and most Americans would recoil in shock hearing that Europeans dip their fries in mayo.

What if you could have part of a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich with everything you ate?

I don't know why we get stereotyped as being the mayo lovers, slavs love that shit way more.

Where do you live? Genuinely curious.

Indiana

I was in my entirely white German class and the teacher said that fries are often served with mayo in Germany and that all over Europe they like dipping fries/potatoes into mayo. There were sounds of disgust all over the room.

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No shit that's what you think then. You're in fucking Indiana. Your surroundings are fucked. I live in DC and I haven't polled my friends but mayo on fries isn't out of this world here.

I didn’t know people came this autistic

The Ukrainian refugees at my college put ketchup on their spaghetti.

>German white AMERICAN***
I'm black as I said but I dated a girl who's white as shit from Spokane Washington. She drank milk with dinner and thought going to Time's Square and eating at the olive garden was a fancy thing. Flyovers aren't human.
Dude you fucked up and can't read. So did . Take the loss and go away.

>Your surroundings are fucked
What do you mean?

Also DC is over 50% black so that just means black people must really love mayo.

It's a class thing

You need better writing comprehension bro. You said “milk with spaghetti”

I heard Russians really like mayonnaise too. Hey, maybe we found the solution to their enemyship!

>white americans who grew up drinking milk with spagetti don't like it like
Are you actually retarded? Can you actually not read and comprehend short sentences?

>drinking milk with spagetti
Maybe Spaghetti straws can replace plastic and paper straws to drink with?

The biggest ingredient in all our mayonnaise is soybean oil, which is heavily subsidized by the government.

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