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MEI ISTHICC

>/brit/ is like 2 months minimum ahead of trends

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*AHEM*
creepers

awww man

she posted isr*eli conspiracy theories she has no chance. you have to fully swallow (((their))) semen to get elected

youtu.be/1hZySbS2_Dw

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Did you watch the ad? She says herself that she’s Jewish. Internationalist Jews are free to rag on Zionist Jews in the public sphere

jeepers creepers where did you get those peepers?

How much should I sell adderall for? 10 mg extended release capsules

cats are based

f*ck adderall

*sips tea*

SHITTIN ON YOUR FLOOR

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alpha kitty

KITTIE DON'T GIVE A FUCK

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sippin a bottle of purified drinking water

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I have a bottle full of water on my desk pretty much all the time
sometimes I put a slice or two of mango in it

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i wanna learn how to drive

y'all ever eaten boar? it's pretty good

Too gamey

Comin' to ya live from yo' mom's vagina
Like nickelodeon shes tryna slime ya
Don't let this ookie nigga come up behind ya
Cause I'm eatin' that ass while I'm spittin' out fiya

i want to impregnate a black queen

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go for it, it's a real helpful skill
should do some studying online about the rules of the road in preparation

I assume it tastes kinda like pork?

Pussy A1 lemme say my grace
No seat belts let her ride my face
Bring that ass down right below my waist
Imma murder that pussy girl Im finna catch a case like right now

what the fuck guys. This girl takes hella long to reply to my messages. What the fuck does that mean? She replied 24 hr later to my message I sent yesterday and now shes taking forever to hit me back up. I'm guessing she's probably talking to someone else. I kinda want to ask her like what takes you so long to reply, but I dont want to come off like idk needy or overbearing over something like that. She did say on her bio she was looking for something serious so idk wtf is up with the broad...

Want to cute, patriotic gamer bf bros...
unz.com/pgiraldi/americas-jews-are-driving-americas-wars/

She posted this article on her Twitter and then deleted it, bit different
Cute pig

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beat her with a garden hose

yeah but like said it's a bit gamey

i'd move on, bud.
nobody takes a day to respond.

she's done talking with you bro time to move on

I've took a somewhat massive dump. I even feel lighter

I got a fun size snicker dick
Come on down and take a lick
Move you head before he spits
Skeet in yo eye you stupid bitch

MOMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I KILLED A MAN

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I asked for her instagram and stuff and we send messages, but maybe she's looking for a friend. Just gonna be blunt and ask her what she's looking for. Feel like I'm wasting my time...

*just killed a man

>*just killed a man

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>what are you looking for

She is going to report you to the fbi for being a radicalized incel

xD

humbly, i would say im the most influential person in perfumology right now

>Perfumology is a family owned and operated perfumery located in the King of Prussia Mall in Pennsylvania featuring independent and niche fragrance brands.

Changed spark plugs for my dad in his truck today, was a pain in the ass climbing into that lifted brodozer.

so you can say you're a... perfumologist?

Your dad appreciates it even though he likes your brother more

posted in the wrong one lel

take a whiff of this
*fart*

was that not bohemian rhapsody?

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Not a chance, my brother is the least lovable, least charismatic human imaginable. He's really awful.

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its copywritten ok

lol

i just keep annoying them until they ghost me or tell me to fuck off
fucking thots

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if you were to make a perfume inspired by me as a /cum/poster what would it be

>tfw missed a due date for a bunch of assignments because I was too baked
that's it, no more weed for me until winter break

why are you posting these in response to my posts

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>doing drugs

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I unironically want to buy saddle shoes

This happened to me a few times but I was asleep instead of stoned.

things are getting dark
I'm losing hope
only question now is
the needle or the rope

WALMART, JUST SHART MY PANTS
THOUGHT IT WOULDNT BE SO WET
PULLED THE TRIGGER NOW BROWN THREAD
WALMART, THEY’RE MY SHOPPING PANTS
BUT NOW I’VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAYYYYHHH

WALMART, OOOOOUUUOOOUUUUUUU

Are you a 10 year old girl interested in horses?

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listen pal you’re allowed to wear those Ironicaly ONLY

not sure i want to post in THIS thread, bit gay atm

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I bought you a corsage
Pinned a flower on my jacket because this night means a lot to me
Anyways, i spilled punch
All over my tuxedo shirt, white as clouds
Now I'm screaming out loud

youtu.be/v2LRXMxyQVg

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Perro?
Perro Caca?

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Gonna do a pacifist run in DE: MD

Currently doing a caca

everything about this webm is degenerate

i know but i still want them

Wow you’re so cool...

jason...

Caca on your face you yellow fevered kraut fucker

China girl sad

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WE ARE WE ARE WALMART

hope you bitches got yo flu shot

wow thank u FK

China girl happy

Why?

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I'd be sad too if i were asian

Yeah my nigga I'm up on my immunozations

isn’t he a known scat lover lol
(like all g*Rmoids)

Do Americans...
...celebrate...?

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getting a flu shot along with news about the royal family and hurricanes are all things the media hypes but no one cares about

Enjoy ur autism

Umm I only posted two funny Japanese scat videos
Actual pooe is groce...

Still love girl arseholes

Her parents died suddenly and now the constant pressure of expectations has been lifted and she can finally travel the world where she'll be kidnapped and sold into a human sex trafficking ring where she'll be peddled to 50+ year old British businessman in Thailand

best kot

going to move to cali next year after i graduate. why havent you moved to based-cali yet?

vimeo.com/28466163
watching this rn i think sven linked it earlier and i was at toil so i couldn't watch it. quite kekkyl.