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mate...

this is insanely grim

Started out straight, saw a post by Poleaboo and now I'm getting my dick cut off

reckon I'm bi but I've always been with girls

I believe you

phwoar why is rocket league so addictive lads? just checked the time and its 3am haha got to be at toil in 3 hours

im broke and i wanted a ciggy
what do

trannies who don't keep their dicks deserve the rope unironically

reckon i'd kiss a guy

go down the local and ask one of the regulars outside if you they have an extra

actually i'd just kiss anyone who was keen for it these days
i miss kissing

It is a disgrace to humanity that gypsies are not executed

based
does that include irish travelers?

its like 3am

Every fucking one should be hung and I am not joking

Went camping over the weekend with another couple (friends of my gf).

Told the other couple to come over to the tent for a joint in 20 mins

Went to our tent and started getting sexual with the woman fully knowing her friends were gonna come to the tent

Laid the gf down so her legs were facing the door so they saw me fingering her pussy and then me at her head with my dick shoved in her throat, I just pretended I hadn't noticed they'd arrived, they saw everything. Glad the guy got to see, too, because his gf is a bit fat so it's nice for him to have a nice body to look at

forgot about time zones for a second, yeah desperate times desperate measures and all that
still pretty grim, no way you actually enjoyed it unless you're pissed

nah it was horrible 2bh
i dont even know if there was any nicotine left in it after i dried it out

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w-with tongue?!?!

bizarre

Yeah, wouldn't mind a super feminine pre-op, post boobjob tranny
I probably wouldn't suck her dick but I'd play with it all the same, let her cum over me and stuff

But a dude? Nah. That's gay

what did they do to you lad?

>me on the left
>any yank from Jow Forums I ever meet in oerson on the right

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good read thanks for posting

I groped her friend too but that's probably best not discussed lol

alri de lads?
what has you up at this ungodly hour ?

lunch

...

rapist fuck fuck off

The forbidden technique

you must be lost
this is the british culture general
australians are alri, but there's no reason a yank should be here after what transpired 243 short years ago
hope this helps

can feel a really nice spot brewing. thinking of saving it up to pop tomorrow or the day after instead.

The NEET man does as he pleases.

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I have an liking for English culture to be honest with you all.

Bunch of vile bent freaks itt

Bout to get drunk and fuck my girl btw

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Drank a coca cola after noon

I am a brit

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this and a fag out the window

schizo about to shove a wine bottle up his arse
oh my word

what do we think lads?
should i give her a chance?

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don’t break the bed, fat fucks

could crack acorns with that jaw

means strong jawed children innit
have a good jaw myself so i do, not intimidated by a lass who has one

i need a gret lad where u at?

Your mom's bra doesn't count, Chang

Thinking about going to the store to get materials for some stew de lads

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High maintenance name

put some bed sheets on you disgusting subhuman

Gimmick Idea: Capitalise The First Letter Of Every Word

Would/10

But also looks old. Like in her 30s

Have the same face shape as this woman

just pulling your leg lad you have my blessing

Going to make an authentic British meat pie sometime this week, lads

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>jews invented capitalism
>jews invented communism
what is there to be done?

ta
22 innit, am 25 myself
worried she might be a bit chubbier when i meet up with her. bit of a recurring trend aha

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Beautiful moonlit skies are torn asunder, and the king is forced to weep
As the knife wildly stabs his face, he ponders certain doom
His eyes were flooded as he fell to the floor
He writhed in agony; without her solace, he can not survive

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dogs are based

Feudalism. Come home white man.

just finished north west frontier, very enjoyable film

Only pakies don't like dogs

Thinking about Emma Watson’s bum lads.

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>dogs are based

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what sort of stew?

poo stew

Oh no, her friend was into it I just mean in the sense it was hidden, slid a hand up inside leg of her shorts when she was making food

dog

great image
you don't even have to be a stormweenie to hate merkel
vile vile vile politician

Beef

Spotted the paki itt lads

>22
X to doubt. Pretty sure she is lieing about her age. But she is still really cute.

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>great image
>you don't even have to be a stormweenie to hate merkel
>vile vile vile politician

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we will find out in due course i'll report back x

had a cold for 2 months. Hardly ever get sick so i don't know how cold medicine works or anything.
but spicy food, neat scotch, rum, very strong
and very strong mints have all done nothing

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Imagine the smell.

macaco uma delicia

wonder how charlie will feel about his inevitable spic and nigger coworkers when he becomes a mechanic

reckon we could have taken a few syrian refugees ourselves, after all it was the CIA who funded the revolution in the first place

bet it will feel just right
lad will be hablando español and espousing guevaran talking points in a matter of months

He’ll fit right in since he’s both.

It's full off Harvey Weinstein's fat Jew cum

just a symptom of the underlying problem

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umm mate, I've never had a cold for more than a few days and I have fucking rhinitis, go to the damn doctor

Where did you find her? Doesn't look like the typical tinder roastie.

you've got unlimited mexicans to keep downwards pressure on the labour market and upwards pressure on property and the consumer base though don't you

henlo is this england-people im speaking with?

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bomb

wait do the chosen ones run the EU as well? i thought they all fucked off from europe after 1948

youre still cheating on your gf
make beef bourguignon