/cum/ lol

stpuid leaf

imagine the smelle.......

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youtube.com/watch?v=HVC6RL3TyZI

ironic brapposting aside, i don't know how those dudes can even do it
i had a cute bih silently megafart in my car recently and it was fucking vile
made me want to puke, i couldn't even pretend not to notice and carry on talking

>clawed cat
disgusting

lol

i think my standards drop half a point every year
perfect to finally settle with a single mom when i'm 35 and desperate

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enjoyed this thread theme

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tfw no gf to spank me desu

female farts are scientifically more sulfuric

no matter how many times i clean my air fryer it always smells like the lamb burgers i made 4 months ago

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noone says faм

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my mom was fat. I remember as a kid her ripping loud farts in the car and they smelled fucking horrible, like a mixture of stank musky puss, sweat, and shit. no wonder i'm fucking gay.

air fry a turkey heh

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mexican americans
like education
so they go to night school
and take spanish
and get a b-eeeeee

Matrix brings me flashbacks.

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Who drew this?

who’s gonna pay for his wife’s son if a nigga broke

Me

Peru

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same. I think I was in 4th or 5th grade, there were some guys in my class talking about it but I wasn't allowed to watch it.

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China?

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Ukraine

didn't notice that
declawing needs to be outlawed

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Perfect male body

>yes, I main as a Medic in Wargames

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i play medic in games to force people to thank me
it makes me feel good

should I get in n out for dinner

im borderline abusive to my healers to make them better

thanks for your service

Sad the world is going to shit.

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*doesnt heal you*

thanks :)

Is it a store or your fantasy?

bill burr's new special comes out tonight. might watch it later, but I kind of want to save it for a rainy day. I've been holding off on dave chapelles so far.

*makes sure you notice me watching you die*

figures commies dont know about based burger joints

*leaves group*

supports are a diamond dozen

ill make sure you learn its a doggy dog world out here

>this girl tells me she believes in zodiac signs as a sign for outcomes with personalities
>go in for it, hey i don't believe in that but I'm trying to figure out the outcome between me and you
>asks me it depends on what I want in a person
>just tell her maybe we should meet up and get a feel for how our personalities mesh
>hurr im willing to do that, but I think we should get to know each other a little more

ummm, isn't meeting up with someone part of getting to know them? wtf...

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the next tinder hookup

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*kicks you both out of the group*

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based doggo on thot Patrol

...

based

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i love that show so much.

My gf

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CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRT BAG BABY

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power couple

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why do i still want to be his friend

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did you see BoB and the pacific?
how about unsere mueter unsere vater?

listen to iron maiden, baby with me, oooohooo

Top is me with my Asian gf (male)

BoB yes, the pacific no, and the other one no

BBC now stands for Big Brain Club

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BBC now stands for Big Brain Cum

White and Asian men must band together to eradicate the female menace. Then we must become cute, androgynous egg laying hermaphrodites...

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What do you even say to a thot like that

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u have a cute bum
i would like to be ur chum
and by chum i mean cum
in ur bum

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Bros

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Gonna go eat some mooncakes

Good 2 kno

...

DOODLEEDOODLEEEBABABABABABABABAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I wasn't with my dad today on his birthday but I'm going over tomorrow.

if u make this post a few more times im going to get really upset

>26, hitting the wall soon eh?

youtube.com/watch?v=nmhHKj3tQYw&app=desktop
;_____;

i could be ur wall
you can smash into me instead

Look at all those totally sober and boring people inside a laboratory of deep out of body experiences

looking at real estate again buds
getting REAL sick of living in a fucking box

according to a "mortgage affordability calculator" on one of the bank websites,
i need to be earning about $110,000/yr pre-tax just to afford a shit-tier starter home
and more like $150-200k takehome for an average one

>stay in the city where there's work and never afford a house
>move out to the country where there is no work and never afford a house
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't even live in Toronto or Vancouver!

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I don't understand how it can be such a problem outside of large cities. real estate is cheap as fuck around here. you can buy a brand new mcmansion for 200K

Literally me

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Im not spending more than 150k on a house
Ideally 100k
i want something small and comfy like grammys house

mmmm you look great

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i'm in a second-rate canadian city, and 200k will get you either a shithole or mobile home in exurbia, and literally nothing in town