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hoodledoodlin edition

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Got five fingers on each hand

summoning salt the best youtube

Today is my first day of class frens.

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good luck my dude

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can you regain your virginity if you haven't shagged in a while? how long would it take to do so?

have never read a single post in /brit/ and never will

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I get the day off get fucked

post his cock LOL

the bird on the right for me
hate blonde birds

I saw some thumbnails about what could be news lads, should i register to vote?

now that I think about it, In The Night Garden was pure kino

i dont think he's really trying to flex on the povvos by wearing onions around his neck

Worried about Tim lads.

Wish itsgefen didnt have her profile locked

it's garlic you povvo

Brexit, yes or no?

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Blair.

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It's too late for Tim now
They've got him sectioned, quartered, and medicated to the eyeballs

Yes

Really need a pre-toil poo but theres no toilet paper left in the house. Need somewhere to poo. Maybe I'll leave a bit earlier and poo in Tesco or mcdonalds

point stands

like her eyes

Hit me with that classic Blair

wonder if he put up much of a struggle.

love fat cats

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shut up chinky

He's effectively paralysed by the constant cooming

Nobody really cares or cares to care.

what an ill-fitting suit

bet he had his little erect knob out looooool

Neither. Permanent limboism is the big brained position.

SAM!

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sharon blair or cherry blair or whatever she was called was proper grim
bet tones smashed bare interns over the years

Thanks fren
I got yesterday off

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Leaving soon

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yanks on /sp/ are acting out again

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why don't brits have guns

Peng

Not again!

hahey lads

waheyyyyyyyy

haha :)

Glorious morning
Fresh and clear, sun is out, dew on the grass

Apparently I'm supposed to have tutorial and only tutorial on Tuesdays but I'm allowed today off for reasons

It was a different time.

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>see cute girl like this
>think about being her
They got me bros...

andrewg says "its too slow" for 10 hours

would give anything to have a conversation with these 4

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could batter her easily i reckon
quick 1-2 to the jaw, she'd be out for the count, i'd be off to the pub

I wouldn't mind meeting a porn star
I'd be cool if they let me touch their boobs or something

>shagging Emma Watson in the bum
>she farts and the fart goes right up my knob hole

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embarrassed that I know who this is

governmentberg unblocked Jow Forums lads

ahahha WOOOHOOOO :)

Me? Speedrunning life

First it was Labour
Then it was New Labour
Now it's Ex Labour!

have a gf
dont like her

simple as

Got banned after mass shootings

get a bit confused by people who say they dont know anything about politics
what do they know instead?

some of them come off as very likeable actually
search going deep with asa akira or going deep with skin diamond

Love island

at toil already because I want toilberg to notice me
do I receive extra remuneration for this early start you ask? not a penny!

How to shag you utter virgin

a civil war between right wing and left wing would be a war between strength and deception

Love hijab-wearing muslim lasses with thick Leeds accents talking about shagging or bitching about their mates or whatever

thoughts on the song crab rave by noisestorm?

but i shag as well
i just also know things
like history and politics and physics and stuff

U sure u shag? Doesn't sound like it at all

They're entertainers at the end of the day, so it's not surprising that the ones who are in for life are fun people to be around

Reckon it should replace your national anthem.

i have shagged and will shag again

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FOLC zoomer boy

Want to shag shag like Britney spears or something me

>it's a sweary Ian Dunt episode

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very disrespectful.

reckon just staying in the eu with no second referendum is the chad move

I do apologise.

What about Emma Watson?

*slams fist on desk*
Something has to be done

but chad is an alpha and that's very beta

Yeah that will work

Find jewish love

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Aye, just fuck it off
No one really wants it in their heart of hearts

Not necessarily unpopular (let's see) but untested opinion: If Russians don't want to be considered the bad guys, they should stop using scary letters. They are sending the wrong message when eveytime you see the Russian language it looks like dark magic runes.

Nah, Judaism is matrilineal

nah, imagine the nads on the pm who says "you guys are idiots, we're gonna do whats best for the country like we're meant to"
thats some primo top tier 100 emoji crying laugh emoji chad shit in my mouth right there

>we're going to let a foreign power dictate to us how to run our country
Embarrassing.

Where do redpilled qts hang out?