Magadan, Russia

What happens here?

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fuck all I'd imagine

Fishing, shipbuilding and gold mining according to Wikipedia.

They make songs about it. It must be important.
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It's the size of Germany but empty. I hope one day Germany will have a similar level of emptiness.

Nigga melon

The city is famous for its prisons

it was a penal colony. the song is about people was sent to this land

I've heard that most depressive towns in Russia are either Magadan or Omsk.

A YouTube series when some guy travels around Russia gave me the impression that Karabash was the most depressive town.

No, that has to be Norilsk

Forget that, Russians write songs about every place on Earth! They must, as there is a Russian song about Canada, and we're very irrelevant to Russians.

Karabash is a tiny little town, absolute majority of Russians dont even know it exists. Omsk and Magadan on the other hand are well-known for for being hellholes, they are kinda of a meme cities at this point

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That makes sense. What about Tuva in general? Is that depressive? I've heard claims about there being the poorest town in Russia, the most dangerous town in Russia, etc.

I've never been there myself, but it must be an absolute shithole from what i've seen on the internet, probably the absolute worst that Russia has to offer, but Russians themselves dont really care about it and you rarely hear this region being discussed anywhere, it's because Russians don't live there, it's almost like another country like Chechnya. Tuvans are weird, all the young ones I met gave me an impression of extremely shy and autistic people, but statistically they are the most violent people in Russia, and I heard that a lot of them still follow their old tradition of carrying a knife everywhere

>all the young ones I met gave me an impression of extremely shy and autistic people
I don't mean to insult anyone but Canadians perceive Russians as shy and autistic in general.
>and I heard that a lot of them still follow their old tradition of carrying a knife everywhere
Eh, I carry a knife with me everywhere.

>I don't mean to insult anyone but Canadians perceive Russians as shy and autistic in general.
Well bydlos learn to be extroverts from the very young age, otherwise they won't survive, but naturally we're shy autists, you're right.

>Eh, I carry a knife with me everywhere.
Based Tuvan

Yep Tuva and Altai regions are all about great nature and tons of shit people. Regional culture

>tons of shit people
rude

Are you Tuvan or Altai?

Gay sex

Nah, I'm Ruskiy

Really? I thought that happened in St. Petersburg only.

That happens in Moskva only

Moscovites exiled all the pidors to Pidorsburg, hence the name of the city

Fuck capital niggers and especially Muscovites

Why and why?

Capital niggers always act like they are the best of the nation, they pretend like they have the most culture while looking down on the regions where that culture originated from
Because I live in Eastern Europe so I don't like Muscovites for historical reasons

Fair enough, Ottawa is gay but it's Toronto here that acts in that pretentious way you've described. I guess it's different for Canada.

It's different for the New World since your capital is not the biggest city

Mikhail Krug happens
Also I bought a book guide of magadan the last time I went to Russia.
Pretty neat

True but there's some perceived importance from Ottawa. However... have you ever met anyone who unironically said they were from or lived in Ottawa? Me neither desu.
Shid. I want to go to Russia too.

>Capital niggers always act like they are the best of the nation, they pretend like they have the most culture while looking down on the regions where that culture originated from
Moscow
>niggers always act like they are the best of the nation, they pretend like they have the most culture while looking down on the regions where that culture originated from
St. Petersburg. They call themselves "the cultural capital".
t. rural bydlo

>Eh, I carry a knife with me everywhere.
but user, carrying any weapon for self-defense against other people is illegal nationwide, including guns knives and pepper spray

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Didn't know that though. And I should have, because I was once peppersprayed by a retarded feminist. I didn't do anything to deserve it either.

MAGADAN!
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
EDU V MAGADAM!

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Bad streetlights or is it just really friggin' windy?

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Actually it's about the song. Fuck the streetlights.(I think it's both).

Is this some sort of meme I don't know about?

Remote GULAG city
Worst place to be

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I would rather live in a former gulag than in G*rmany

Why do your fellow countrymen and women flock all over Germany to work at McDonalds or as prostitutes then?

No you don't

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It is only our lower working class that goes to work to your wretched country. You are on the receiving end of evolutionary and iq rejects from all of the Slav countries.

"Magadan" is also the name of the song about going to prison. In culture Magadan renown because of it's prisons.

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this is aesthetic as fuck

I'd rather know what happens in the aleutian islands

quite a seething post