WHAT DO YOU MEAN it’s already winter?! We were supposed to bring Russians to their knees by the fall!

>now you have roads
lol
in Russia there are no roads – only directions

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Napoleon did and even germans in WW1. Hitler almost did. Mongols completely conquered all of russia once. Well and finns colonized it for a long time.

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They made russia into a khanate. Its official russian history.

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You are not cute.

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I can bring a russian to her knees with just my wallet.

*Yip chip chip chip chiiiip*

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Are you illiterate or something?

Treaty of Brest-Litovsk

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>Napoleon
Manlet spearheaded too far and got btfo, didn’t even take the capital, Russia took the Paris shortly after.
>Hitler
Didn’t take a single actual city, aside from Kiev. We took Berlin at least twice.
>Mongols
Russia wasn’t a single state back then, no wonder they took divided city-states and small feudal lands.
>Finns colonized it
What?

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Eventually russia managed to take it back. But for roughly 100 years russia was a khanate. Turkic was the official language.
Just imagine russians trying themselves on throat singing.
youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

You'd better stop right here, my non-white friend.

>Manlet spearheaded too far and got btfo, didn’t even take the capital, Russia took the Paris shortly after.
He took Muscovy and saved the kreml from russian arsonists. Thing is russians refused to accept common war etiquette of the time like most other nations did. So they refused to accept defeat when in truth there was no way they could have won a war against Napoleon.
Napoleon got beaten by a mix of British forces and Prussian forces.
>Didn’t take a single actual city, aside from Kiev.
He took all of ukraine, belarus and big chunks of russia. Stalingrad was not taken but was also completely destroyed, Leningrad suffered the most devastating siege in the war.
>We took Berlin at least twice.
Wut? You took it once, in WW2 with massive help from western allies.
>Russia wasn’t a single state back then, no wonder they took divided city-states and small feudal lands.
They were all 100% russians what they took. The rest were made into vassals.
>What?
Finns and svandinavians in general colonized most of russia for a long time.

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If it wasn't for Timur invading and weakening the Golden Horde Russia would still be under Mongolian rule today.

The first Russian state was made by Scandinavians

>Turkic was the official language.
Lmao

Go be fat somewhere else, churka.

You are cute

Are the russians even slavs or just larping swedish boys?

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Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=dh9HI4eudR8

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They are the slavest
Also if Russians arent slavs then they unslaved actual slavs

We need a final solution to the weeb question

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You might need an ally too for that :3

>muscovy
Not a capital lmao
>refused to accept defeat
Unlike germoids
>all of ukraine
Oh wow, he took a borderland!
>Stalingrad
Irrelevant village
>Leningrad
Stood strong
>took Berlin once
Next time you go down ALEKSANDRPLATZ you say “Sorry Russia”
>100% Russians
Russian was not a singular identity back then, it was still in the early stage of development and Mongols didn’t even rule directly, they just “”””took it”””” and then left it as vassal, no, Turkic was never official or recognized as such.
>colonized
What the fuck are you even smoking?

>90% of comments are turks saying that they are sons of Attila
what did they mean by this

*cough*DYMITRIADS*cough*

Russia is Muscovy and its slaves?

Yeah, but Autria is quite small and weak now. Maybe the Netherlands or Spain.

>Austria small
Wants nederlands

Napolen retreated before Winter.
You lost WW1.

>Not a capital lmao
Was the most important city and it was not like russians had a standing army any longer.
>Unlike germoids
It was not always the worst to lose at that time. Cities and towns were constantly fought over in europe.
I mean just look at WW2 and the loss of life on the side of the soviet union. I'd rather lose sovereignty for a while than lose 20-40 million people.
>Oh wow, he took a borderland!
Russia doesn't even manage to take that borderland today, despite having nukes.
>Irrelevant village
It was for the two ideologies.
>Stood strong
They were dying like holed up rats in that city.
>Next time you go down ALEKSANDRPLATZ you say “Sorry Russia”
Nah, I'd rather go to St. Petersburg and tell all those russian ladies about the burg in my pants.
>Russian was not a singular identity back then
Those were slavs and "russian" tribes back then. Ethnic russians got conquered by the mongol hordes.
>What the fuck are you even smoking?
Look it up. Thanks to its many rivers russia was always a great place to go plundering and settle down. That was more problematic in the rest of europe of course. But in russia it was fairly easy.

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Netherlands has double the population and GDP of Austria and isn't landlocked

The difference is Netherlands is not your ally and always despised you
I think you are from Northern Germany

True that, they have even less soldiers than I thought. Meh, maybe Austria is the best choice.

I'm from the very south of Germany.

>most important city
That’s not Saint-Petersburg
>it was not always the worst to lose
Spoken like a true loser
>muh ww2
Maybe if you didn’t murder all the civilians you came across it wouldn’t be so bad. Only 40% of our loses in ww2 are military losses
>borderland today
That’s another topic, they were memed into existence by Merrikkka
>tribes got conquered
Big whoop, they didn’t stay, they plundered and went on. That’s not exactly conquering.
>scandis raiding tribes
Yes, tribes, once again, big whoop.

We probably have the closest military cooperation with them.

true, even bigger than the Franco-German brigade

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>That’s not Saint-Petersburg
St. Petersburg was important because of russian navy and trade but that is about it.
Mucovy held much higher importance. Culturally and especially symbolically.
>Spoken like a true loser
Well then, as a winner, tell me how did winning WW2 worked out for you? I mean sure you can say you beat us in a war once but other than that? Are the living standards better nowadays in russia? How are your relations to your neighbors? Are they good? Hope there are at least not any wars right now. What about infrastructure? Is the infrastructure good? How is the economy going?
>Maybe if you didn’t murder all the civilians you came across it wouldn’t be so bad. Only 40% of our loses in ww2 are military losses
We didn't. Most civilians died of hunger and diseases. Many in parts of russia we never even reached in the first place.
>That’s another topic, they were memed into existence by Merrikkka
Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.
>Big whoop, they didn’t stay, they plundered and went on. That’s not exactly conquering.
Yes that is just that and not all of them wandered. Especially bigger tribes.
>Yes, tribes, once again, big whoop.
Those were still russians. You talk like that about your own people?

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You killed 15 million soviet civilians during ww2 lmao
>bringing modern problems
How does that change anything? Yes I guess being genocided by Germans is much better idea uh-uh, should’ve just surrendered to Hitler looool
>dude those early tribes are totally you
It’s like talking about gauls or some other early tribes, literally doesn’t matter

Didnt know that but I was talking more about land mass in which case Austria is bigger than Netherlands

Buden?

>Buden?
wut? You mean Baden? No, I'm from Württemberg, but at the very edge of it, right next to Baden. But nowadays it's one state as you probably know.

I know it's autistic but I really like this anime girl/flag hair combo, keep it up russlad

>How does that change anything? Yes I guess being genocided by Germans is much better idea uh-uh, should’ve just surrendered to Hitler looool
Did we genocide poland? No we didn't. What makes you think we would do so with russia?
>It’s like talking about gauls or some other early tribes, literally doesn’t matter
Yes it does. Those were still primitive frenchmen.
>You killed 15 million soviet civilians during ww2 lmao
Not even that. Maybe 2 million or something.

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Please change your region system it's really ugly
For example saxony nowhere near the old saxony then you have saxony-althen (pardon my spelling)
Baden-Württemberg when they could be separated states and so on

no fuck you

Back in ye olden days you got many old people thowing a massive shitfit over every single region in germany. Today I doubt most people even give a fuck about the single states.
I sure as hell don't. Besides maybe bavaria which is unique compared to the rest of germany.
I propose this solution!

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This already looks miles ahead and efficent