/brit/

ah yes the weather is autumnal and the radiators aren't working

On this day in British History

>1224 – The Franciscans, founded in 1209 by St. Francis of Assisi, first arrive in England.
>1515 – Thomas Wolsey is invested as a Cardinal.
>1547 – The Battle of Pinkie Cleugh, the last full-scale military confrontation between England and Scotland, resulting in a decisive victory for the forces of Edward VI.
>1608 – John Smith is elected council president of Jamestown, Virginia. The first permanent English settlement in America.
>1798 – At the Battle of St. George's Caye, British Honduras defeats Spain.
>1813 – The United States defeats the British Fleet at the Battle of Lake Erie during the War of 1812.
>1897 – George Smith, a London cab driver, becomes the first person to be convicted of drunk driving. He was fined £1.
>1936 – First World Individual Motorcycle Speedway Championship, Held at London's (England) Wembley Stadium
>1939 – World War II: The submarine HMS Oxley is mistakenly sunk by the submarine HMS Triton near Norway and becomes the Royal Navy's first loss of a submarine in the war.
>1942 – World War II: The British Army carries out an amphibious landing on Madagascar to re-launch Allied offensive operations in the Madagascar Campaign.
>1942 – World War II: In a single raid, the RAF drop 100,000 bombs on the German city of Dusseldorf.
>1976 – A British Airways Hawker Siddeley Trident on route from London to Istanbul and an Inex-Adria DC-9 collide near Zagreb, Yugoslavia, killing 176.
>2000 – Operation Barras successfully frees six British soldiers held captive for over two weeks and contributes to the end of the Sierra Leone Civil War.

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based

>sandie box's son is on this thread

Don't care x

Whenever I feel depressed sometimes I’ll smack my own ass and I feel happier suddenly. Convenient!

where have you been the past few weeks lad hes been here multiple times

>Non socioequivocal misdirection
Ah yes the remainer mind at work

>There are now confirmed places that will basically sell you a weed prescription for any old bollocks "muh insomnia" and weed shops in Bangkok.
Well that's my weekend sorted then.

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Lad I got a question.

Zoey - heterosexual, has a child, has a job, no mental illnesses

190 - heterosexual, virgin, no job, he's been at "uni" for 6+ years, he's Welsh, he acts like a London roadman despite being a white Welsh boy, pretends to take drugs and pretends to care about the "working class" (he's a champagne socialist), has mental illnesses (clearly)

Amer/moni/ribena/poleaboo/tranny freak - perved on a Polish slag, nonced kids at a fairground, transitioned into a tranny freak when he realised he couldn't lose his virginity the normal way, is extremely narcissistic and awful to be around in general. (very clearly mentally ill)

Yeah, nah, zoey's miles better than both of these nutters.

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ok

namefags are all equally shit

When you MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN does it feel better when you are high?

very autistic post

lool watch the Gasworks Ep with Marcus Nasty and listen to where he says is popping rn

if you dunno bout nasty pls say less

alri lewis

Was gonna post this

poet too insufferable to watch, sorry pal

can you see any namefags in this thread?

/soapopera/

literally the 2nd post

In Australia, they refer to and often even name McDonald's 'Macca's'.

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only highq niggas undastand y they call it an oven EVEN when of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

I got a question for /brit/ what does sucking another mans penis feel like?

and yet i dont see anyone complaining about Doug? hmmmm

For me, no. I'd rather be doing something solitary when I'm stoned. I feel awkward interacting with other people. Even going to the shop is tough.

morning breath kissing

>can you see any namefags in this thread?
>well yes actually
>b-b-but-

wait till moni comes in

all fun and games until the secret police put 3 bullets in you for having .2 of hash on your person

heating is on for the first time

this winter is gonna be a grim one lads

that one was demolished in order for the drilling of the metro tunnel project

>scared to @ me

lol tapped

Why are parliament protesting the proroguing even though it's literally completely legal and constitutional and it happens every year?

wee poopoo

>can you see any namefags in this thread?
Here you go matey:
No problem!

Doug is irrelevant

There's that
>b-b-but
again!

Imagine being moni
>few years ago was at uni, doing what i assume was some good degree
>by now could have been doing some job with a salary

>instead you got kicked outfor stalking
>work in a call centre
>live with your parents who you always fight with
>suck off random blokes you meet across the country from britfeel meetups
>do all this in a dress

cos its not custom to lock arf the debate when such an important constitutional manner needs debating

>Imagine being moni
I'm imagining it - and I like it.... wtf??

I hate poley. He negative feedbacked some kid for sending his playstation game a day late. You just know he is a cunt in every other aspect of his life if he does something like that

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aussies have metro?
i thought it was illegal to build below ground there

Eh, screw him, he was/is a remainer twat

At least they kept the more picturesque neighbour Chloe's intact

he just wants whats best for the country

ahh yes some feedback is what tipped you off not the sexual harrassment, noncing or constant race baiting

anyone seen the ang lee film sense and sensibility?

Is it possible to fall asleep on an overnight megabus

when im driving pissed at night i always make sure to do like 35-40 so the rozzers dont think im bent

If you have ear plugs and thick eyelids ye

Not him but even if moni wasnt a nonce or sexual pest, i bet he would still be more insufferable than some other nonces or sexual pests

not gonna lie i can sleep through anything

>megabus
*wake up with all your valuables and clothes missing*
whoops

Will you hate France if we veto an extension of the deadline

Yeah he's just a dickhead in general. That's more my issue with him because it directly impacts the threads he posts in.

it is not illegal
actually that's the Young & Jackson Hotel

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ngl coaches are better than trains sometimes

>large leather comfy seats
>dim the lights at night which is nice
>always much emptier
>affordable unlike UK rail

boris has to ask for an extension tho, such matters are for the executive (cabinet) not the legislature (parliament) to decide

>nothing will change my mind
lmao, a reasoned position then

No that would be good, but Germany won't veto it so France willl fall into place after a little bit of posturing

zia

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I like that hotel

>nonced kids at a fairground
When was this?

do it

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Dear lord how many of you remoaners are there in these threads? No amount of fear mongering is gonna change my mind, so honestly fuck off with your shitty opinion, no one cares.

>In dramatic scenes in the Commons, MPs sing songs and hold up signs to protest against the suspension.
I know it sounds very Boomer-ish to say this, but maybe they should be spending their time running the country and not singing songs?

oh yeah thailad i fixed my unbootable hdd. i bought one of those sata to usb cable. took the hdd away from my laptop and plugged it in on another with the cable. then ran a chckdsk command and a scannow. and it repaired the hdd. put it back on my laptop and it eventually booted

i'm high as fuck

>boris has to ask for an extension
At least that's what they're trying to make him do because they simply want to sabotage Brexit

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It's not even mid day

It was an odd sight. Then Bercow came back to the Commons and they were applauding him for some reason.

havent got the screenshot but he worked in a fairground and used to 'help children get of rides and such' by physically touching them, He also posted about how, at train stations, he would endanger the child by making them stand in the 'dont stand here' zone and then grab them and return them to their parents, in that post he also commented who he got off on them thanking him

africa is a hellhole

lol so wha t

is it really

GOOD MORNING LADS

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Jesus Christ lads it’s absolutely pissing it down

its not bad to change your view in light of new evidence
in fact its the best thing to do

yet a lot of western women assume it's not

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lol shut up gayboy, do a sex and then tell me if you still feel the same

oh, and you've spoken to every one of them have you?

have post office toil take the piss man

Foreigner opinion so you are well within your rights to tell me to fuck off but I believe they were just upset they couldn't sit for the next 5 weeks so they tried to make themselves unremovables
It's kinda strange to see such show of force in the country of consensus and "loyal" opposition

My gut feeling is that Boris will throw a parody of a deal just to save face
I hope you lads aren't impacted too negatively