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ugh... muh balance of power... muh concert of evropa...
romano-barbaric Europe makes me sick
this game is 10 year old yet still the best Paradox title
>Germany
You wanna go cunt? Call us german one more time
Poland unironically was better under prussian control
ugh... what could have been...
Is that your sad little pipedream to which you wank off every day?
Imagine if the Germans United with Austria
it's a historic fact
your hatred for everything German and obsession about Asian girls is legit autistic tho, go see a shrink
Oh yeah? Just like it's a historic fact that in the 1940s germans were nazis. Are you still a nazi?
>Asian girls
Not me
cringe you are literally just bavaria 2.0
>Oh yeah? Just like it's a historic fact that in the 1940s germans were nazis. Are you still a nazi?
not all Germans were Nazis, and plenty of Austrians werr Nazis too.
Meanwhile nationality is a thing derived from history, and for 90% of its history Austria identified itself as German, the language is German, and the identification of being separatw from Germany is only very recent, since the defeat in WW2. These are historic facts, but you won't care, all you care about is your autistic obsessive hatred and feeling of superiority.
>>Asian girls
>Not me
same writing style, same autism.
Austrians are a very different kind of Germans though
You're nothing more than northern germans. Don't talk to me
And being a Nazi is nothing that came about through history? Don't kid yourself, every identification and movement came about through history.
Yes and the identification of "german" came about because of nothing else but the language. There weren't any deep cultural ties, the mentality wasn't and still isn't the same among other things. The definition of what is a german merely changed as of recently and we Austrians are definitely no germans.
We're very different from germans because we no germans.
they're one of the German groups just like Saxons, Franks, Swabians, Bavarians (which are almost identical with Austrians) etc etc
Only difference is that they were a separate political entity for most of the last 200 years
you're delusional and a very disgusting person unironically
>AAAAAAAAAH he doesn't agree with my pipedream and deep down i know he's right, what a disgusting person
t. you
There should be no "Germany"
you're denying facts and deriving a feeling of superiority out of that whilst talking down others.
What facts am I denying? That i'm born as an Austrian and not as a german, or Italian, or Czech, or anything else for that matter? I don't think i'm denying that, you're the one trying to push your pipe dream down everyone's throats. But you're getting pissy now that you realise it doesn't work.
say that again in austrian
You're denying that Austria is historically German, you're denying that Austria has anything to do with Germany, which is a laughable statement. I never denied that Austria is separate from Germany today but there are still major similarities. Meanwhile you're accusing me of being a Nazi for stating these facts.
Austrian was okayish, pr*ssian was a protonazi hellhole
No, i did not. Use your brain. I made a comparison. You said Austria was historically german, which i never denied, but just as Austria was historically german, germany was also historically nazi. Which it nowadays obviously isn't anymore, just like nowadays Austria isn't german anymore.
I also never called you a nazi, i asked if you still were one to make it clear that things change, but that was obviously too much for your little brain.
And yes, Austria was in fact NOT nazi back then, because if you had paid attention in history class, you'd know that Austria wasn't a thing during those years.
>major similarities
Don't kid yourself, in both culture and mentality we're much closer to our surrounding countries to the east and south. You're a lot more similar to the rest of the nordic robots
A millennium old nationality/language and a 12 year period ideology are not comparable. You're a sad joke.
100 % faggot map with only faggot states in Yurop
>12 year old period ideology
Sure the nazi ideology just came out of nowhere and just as fast as it appeared out of nowhere it also disappeared again.
Now adress the other points i made
The title of best Paradox title is a toss-up between Victoria 2 and CK2 for me. The big thing about V2 is that it actually tried to be an in-depth simulation, with an economy that makes sense (even though Paradox literally doesn't understand their own code anymore... figures), POPs with their own wants and needs who organically migrate, promote and demote, with soldiers actually being POPs (or conscripts being laborers, farmers et cetera) that are permanently lost once a unit dies rather than some abstract "manpower" mechanic et cetera. And even then you NEED the effectively unofficial patch that is HPM to make the game good, as vanilla is pretty boring due to the AI doing fucking nothing.
That's the problem with nu-Paradox, they moved away from simulation and towards abstraction. Let's say that in V2 I have some province in Russia's Far East that I want to make profitable. I'd have to encourage my pops to somehow migrate there in significant numbers, promote them to the POPs I need (like craftsmen) and build enough factories for them to work in so the province becomes profitable (or just let capitalists handle it if I have enough of those). In EU4? I pause the game, dump all of my monarch mana in Vladivostok, unpause the game and voila: this abandoned piece of Russian steppe became a city the size of Paris literally in the blink of an eye (remember: I paused and unpaused).
At least the release of I:R was such a shitstorm that Paradox actually changed their mind on how retarded their obsession with mana is.
Austrians welcomed the annexation by Germany, many Austrians, some of the worst even, participated in the warcrimes and organization of the NS era. Hitler himself was Austrian. But you'll deny and deny anyway, you're a prime example for modern Austrian "identity". Pathetic.
No you fuck. Why would i deny historical facts? I already told you that i don't deny what happened in the past. The only thing i'm saying is that we're no germans today, your shitty tribes to the north aren't related to us because the only thing that "united" us in the first place was language, which nowadays means fuck all to Austrians. There are no "major similarities", which you still haven't addressed by the way.
Why are you tards so obsessed with Austria but never speak a word about German Switzerland or Netherlands
Leave our eternal enemy alone for once
It's quite easy why they're so obsessed with us. As opposed to us there's nothing likeable about Germany or germans. They have no beautiful nature and everyone around the whole globe knows how they're the biggest and most arrogant NPC robots that are around. No one likes them. They're just looking for something else to hold onto that isn't hated so that they can say "we're not all like that".
you speak the same language as us and have the same traditions, albeit with regional variations, just like every other region in the German language area.
Netherlands is so different it's legit a different language, also separated for longer, same as Switzerland (althogh there the language is still largely the same).
you're accusing us of being hateful whilst being very vile yourself.
The Austrians got a pretty good deal IMO. They get to dump all of their undesirable parts on Germany and actually enjoy their own history and culture while the Germans pathetically keep apologizing.
>you're accusing us of being hateful whilst being very vile yourself.
Yeah, what goes around comes around.
Language means fuck all because you don't even speak the "right" german, you don't speak our german. Traditions we share with a small part of Bavaria and nothing more. We share more traditions with Slovenia and the czech republic. But you wouldn't know that cause you're so obsessed with us and don't think off anything else
kek, you're talking about obsession yet in anytime a historical map of Central Europe is posted you start insulting Germany or distancing yourself from it. And you're also the same sperg posting the "nuke x country" with German painted in red in the "rate Europe" threads. Look in the mirror before talking about others.
No sweetheart, that's not me. I know you don't want it to be true, but most austrians greatly dislike germany :)
you're lying, and when you lie you start posting :), just like you did when I (correctly) accused you of being the yellow fever incel
kys
All you do is throwing around accusations. I'm not the yellow fever austrian and i'm also no the one that posts the "nuke germany" map. The "nuke germany" guy has Tyrol as his homeland on the map and i'm not tyrolean. I'm from Salzburg, but hey, you don't want it to be true that your love for Austria goes unreciprocated therefore you conflate all of us Austrians that don't like germany (of which there is loads) into one guy. Give it up buddy, your "crush" doesn't like you and never will. Grow up and look for something else
You gave the world Hitler.
And?
For me it's france, russian and italy. The most interesting european countries to play.
Same opinion as you
But I still dont get their obsession over Austria when German Switzerland is right there
The Nazi movement came from Austria and Bavaria, that's a fact. Its anti-Slavic, anti-Semitic and anti-Western sentiments were undeniably Austrian/Bavarian in nature. Cultured peoples like Western Germans for example were heavily opposed to this barbaric Austrian/Bavarian superiority movement. Austrians and Bavarians are the single most evil peoples on this planet and should be genocided asap.
Switzerland seceded 400 years ago, Austria was always a main component of Germany until 150 years ago
Also the Swiss dialect is stronger than the Austrian
It was the main componend of the HRE of which Germany is NOT the successor state legally speaking
Bruh, you're acting as if the HRE was anything more than a loose federation of states that even waged war against eachother. What is now Austria was part of the Habsburg empire and what is now germany, wasn't. That's it
And also the German Confederation.
Plus, despite not being politically united, it was still considered equal with Germany.
Northern Italy was in the HRE as well
Burgundy too yet Germans never claim those part of the Empire
Plus Switzerland while defacto independent it was with the Westphalia treaty that the emperor recognized their independence and that was mery 200 years before
Germany like claiming both Prussian and Habsburg as theirs, very cringe.
Northern Italians and Burgundians don't speak German, Austrians do.
The peace of westphalia was in 1648, dw facto they were independent even beforw.
Look how the fascist Austrian fuck can't refute the fact that his people were responsible for National Socialism and the destruction of Europe.
Why are all germans such fucking faggots hitler saved half of europe from getting taken over by communists its the anglos fault the other half got taken over basics
Yes I already said it defacto most German states were independent from the king since the HRE was a joke as a country unlike UK or France which is also why the HRE never attempted any sort of serious oversea colonization since the petty states were more important for the people there
Now North Confederation was brought together in the fact of the challenges of the 18th century which is a similiar story of why Italy today is a single nation
But the fact that Bismark opted for not including Austria and Austria opted for not being part of Germany
This decision alone was the turning point of why Austria is today their own country
And that decision was taken because Austrians felt their own way from long before the 18th century
In mentality Germany is much more similiar with Netherlands than with Austria or Switzerland
Bavaria used to be like that too but now they are too Prussified for that
No man rule alone
Hitler is not the sole responsible for Germany turning out like that
He was the spark in an already full of arrogance Germany
You said it all.
Only Bavarians and GROBPREUBENREICH niggers got fucked by Communism in Weimar Germany. Western and Northern Germany (aka core Francia, aka the only cultured German speaking peoples) were perfectly fine. The Soviet Union had no intent to attack Central or Western Europe. That's a fact. Anglos actually saved Germany after the war. Just imagine if Anglos would have treated us the same way as the Third Reich treated people in Eastern Europe. Unthinkable. They should have genocided all German speaking peoples south of Karlsruhe and east of Hannover but, you know, Anglos are actually very decent people. Way too nice.
Lmao germans really are brainwashed cucks all bullshit hans
talex
Wrong! Hitler ruled alone, that's why we call it "dictatorship", retard. And no, Hitler was not sole responsible for Nazi Germany, but his Austrian and Bavarian dominated party was to a rather large extend.
Yes, excuse me. You are absolutely right, based gypsy king. At last I finally see the truth. 99% of Germany (except for Bavaria and Austria because LOL) in ruins, millions upon millions of innocent people murdered in concentration camps, the name of all German speaking people slandered for all eternity, WOW, so nice! Thank you, Mr. Austrian moustache man!
You’re right, anglos are the best. Too bad most of them are gone or mutted.
>Britain exists
>Tatarstan
Disgusting.
You're one of the smartest people i've met on here
>name of all German speaking people slandered for all eternity,
Make a meme about this with "your country is accused of committing mass murder of Jews!! xdxdxd"
And then German face saying
Yes.
Austria = Good Germany
Germany = Evil Germany
Right?
Trick question, both are evil Germanies.
>this coming from someone with an Austrian flair
East Germany = Good Germany
West Germany = Evil Germany
Austria = Pure Evil Germany
The world would have been a better place had Germany successfully united into a liberal nationalist federation rather than being united under the autistic militarism of Prussia.
Bismarck went with Kleindeutschland because the other option would have either required the dismantling of the Austrian empire, or adding a whole lot of non-German land into the supposed nation state.
Austrians tried to join Germany after WWI and did so willingly even in 1938
austrians arent evil. just confused. the lost son will come home eventually.
Stop pandering to the Austrian menace, Hans-Günther. They are a people of inherently evil megalomaniacs, exploiters and Nazis.
>Not everything was in bad in the Third Reich, 25 percent of Germans think
>welt.de
>In Austria, 42 percent find that National Socialism had its good sides, too
>welt.de
After the failed Beer Hall Putsch in 1923 many top Nazis fled to Austria, a place where they had their strongest supporter base. Austria was and actually still is the home of National Socialism and all the evil in Europe. Never trust the ever-scheming Austrian as he looks down on all of mankind in disgust. They are filthy brutes, rotten to their core.
UGHHH
WHAT COULD HAVE FUCKING BEEN
UGH...
The ultimate and final redpill
ugh
nice
polish control is 100000% hellhole
unironically the german empire was a thing of beauty
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what could have been
why yes I play as brandenburg/prussia/germany in all paradox games, how could you tell?
GOTT ERHALTE FRANZ DEN KAISER
>I play as brandenburg
YEEEAHÖÖÖÖÖÖ!!!!
Fucking gross
i still dont get why u guys think u arent germans
No, no eres "Osterreichisch" Si, eres DEUTSCH
because they aren't, they have too much eastward focus, and their monarchy just meddles to enrich itself without a care for the unification of a german people
>they have too much eastward focus
SO does brnadenburg and mecklenburg vorpommern, they are still german.
This austrian-german shitflinging really reminds me of russian-ukrainian one only more civil.
CHI
because austrians are tsundere.
and its cute.
Why do thirdies and their diaspora always seeth so hard about Germany?
fuck germans
youtube.com
Nice
rude. austrians are german too.
i didn't mean it, just stop bullying austria
>Voluntarily wanting Cath*lics in your country