Cringe story do not read

>My lover has a fetish for Slavs and Russians
>It makes me feel jealous even though I know there's no cheating
>Wonder about asking the Internet for advice
>"Why don't you two just LARP as Slavs?"
>Well... that's weird... maybe?
>Awkwardly bring up idea with my partner
>We start coming up with ideas for LARPing as Russians
>I fake Russian accent and speak with gratuitous Russian with them including during sex
>They're actually into it and interested in sex again
>Learn more about Slavs so I could emulate Slavs; I make borsch for them, picked a Russian name for myself, wear ushanka in the winter, e.t.c.
>We start pretending to be Russians in public because they figured it would be fun
>We do this
>Idk what else to say about this desu

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It's not funny!

Tovarisch, that is some top-tier cringe

>My lover has a fetish for Slavs and Russians
I find that story hard to believe because Danes are hardcore russophobes

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I don't believe you

this is awesome, i wish i had a bf that could larp as a light-skinned mexican on such a deep level as you guys do

they're just repressed slavophiles

I asked them if they would prefer a real Russian over me once. This was said
>The whole Russian thing might be weird but I don't think anyone else, Russian or not, could understand this about me the way you do
The taboo-ness probably has something to do with the fetishism of it.

>My lover has a fetish for Slavs and Russians
stopped reading

This chart is unfinished and has only random counties. Lithuania/Estonia would be more anti-russian

are you guys a gay couple?

What makes you think that? Ridiculous post.

It's okay. Absolutely normal behaviour.

>russophobes
cringe

Imagine when she had a black fetish, it would be glorious seeing two white people painted black and pretending to be hood rats

>Estonia would be more anti-russian
Estonia would be unironically among the most russophilic countries

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That's somehow more cringe.

Referring to you sex partner as "they" is very gay.
Pidor

clocked ya real fast boyyyyy, all the theys and thems gave you up

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Shut up, it's a gender neutral word and doesn't reveal anything about the relationship.

yeah nope

They cannot possibly survey every country on earth, so they picked the more or less relevant ones. Dunno how Denmark got in there but it's good to know which places a Russian should avoid

I would be careful with the "we start pretending to be Russians in public" thing since anti-Russian bigotry is deeply rooted in Danish society. You could face discrimination and racist attacks because of that

Not true!

I really started to dislike the Danes after Jow Forums I found them butthurt, primitive, uncivilized and aggressive. I wish they all move to Russia if they love it so much. More pressumably to Russian gulag.

No one's ever attacked us for it. I doubt anyone would get violent over this.

30% of their population are russian-speaking hardcore patriots of Russia

>tf
>tp
>"butthurt, primitive, uncivilized"

I mean verbal attacks

Now is your turn. Tell her about your weird Asian fetish and ask her to pretend be japanese.
This should teach her a lesson.

True, stick with Mexican larp

>her

Don't worry, in real life Danes hate Russia even more than Poles do

My SO is really racist and hates Asians. I don't want to risk it.

I'm talking about the actual Estonians

I figured. No one would specifically ask ethnic Estonians in an international survey, as it would look like discrimination. I've seen many polls of such kind with Estonia in it and it always ranked average or above average in terms of russophilic sentiment

Big if true

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Also
>They're watching ballet dance on the computer
>I say "What are you watching?"
>"I just LOVE watching Russian men dance ballet" e.t.c.
Hope I don't have to learn ballet

What kind of barszcz did you make and did you like it?

Ukrainian, I just googled for a borsch recipe and went with that. Yes, I have made it multiple times. There's also other Slavic food that we eat.

Like what?

What is actual estonian
There are balts and theyre majority. There are estonian speaking balts and russian speaking balts there's no difference

You're either gay or a soy that lets his woman fetishise other men.