/brit/

MILKY MILKY COOM
MILKY MILKY COOM
I NEED TO KNOW THIS WHORE'S NAME
SO I CAN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Attached: 1568051624335.png (2408x1996, 326K)

not before i coom to them one last time

karma is real.

it affects you every single day. sometimes you don't even realise it

Only two of them were me so its alri

Attached: 1505161721152.png (1280x1571, 2.18M)

not if I have anything to do with it

Who is she?

Not true

it's not my decision to make mate
karma decides it
she aligned her energies with the frequencies of epilepsy and cancer

reckon i was an absolute bastard as a baby then

>cheating isn't the worst thing in the world

Attached: 1538086336796.png (728x899, 236K)

sins of the father mate
you inherit karma

these books are peng

Attached: master-and-commander-aubrey-maturin-series-book-1.jpg (353x535, 58K)

britain waged WW1 to kill off the non jewish non pedophile branches of the royal family

is google reverse image blocked in romania

Women are loyal to nothing

the phrase is usually don't blame the child for the sins of the father lol

this doesnt dispel anything I said.

>do good things and good things are more likely to happen to you

spooky innit

when you say that it's to mean the opposite of what you're saying

All these wannabe warrior claiming they would quick draw grandma would get gatted simple as. Concealed carry should be legal (with checks) knife crime and acids attacks would go through the floor

karma works different south of the equator

keep things ticking over in midfield and midfield is more likely to keep you ticking over

thought karma was an indian thing

>[File deleted]

Attached: 1567738407528.png (225x225, 9K)

do you talk like this in real life

prefer to pull the strings myself

based janny

think something's going down in cheadle

Uhh WTF Janny was this really necessary???

Attached: damn janman.jpg (513x105, 15K)

yeh and gun crime would go through the roof

BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

don't mind a karma but prefer a vindaloo

cant wait for this coomer shit to die off, more forced than an epstein sex partner

the country?

gf wants to do some star trek roleplay but I've never watched it

>concealed carry (with checks)

no tho

Bet you thought that was funny

yeah luv I'll have a korma sutra

>sex
ooh god even seeing that word AHH god cant HOLD it in anymore AUUGH

vocaroo.com/i/s0EuKtWBXBVy

creasing

>better leave it 1 minute 3 seconds so I don't seem suspicious

fucking cracking post this lad in stitches here haha

>boomer, doomer, zoomer, coomer...
What's next?

nothing comes up

ahh yes because all these criminals are buying machetes and acid legally. also no way that the average person is incompetent or anything

Janny is a coooming freakazoid

me?
im a loomer

my gimmick: consoomer

that was a cracking piece of jannying

Attached: 961D1D9FBF574AB18CF1361368E0CAC1.jpg (2016x1512, 651K)

moomer, someone who really likes the moomins

coomer detected
it'll stick because it pisses people like you off

indians invented the chicken korma because brits couldn't handle real spices. it's basically calling us pussies in the form of a meal

All you have to do is buy a gun, scratch out the registration number and sell it to some street kid for like double or triple markup.

COOM

chicken koormer

oi, you got a loiscence for that sherbert?

dont buy it if it doesnt have a seal

*Buys a gun legally*
*Sells it to somebody who cant buy a gun legally for triple the price*

Well done lad now the black market is booming and more criminals have guns

they are buying machetes and acid legally you dunce

get a load of this society

youtu.be/PuiiFBsfKM8

the real weight watchers!
>please i just need a tub of ice cream to feel better after my boyfriend said i don't have nicely defined calves and feet just cankles
no can do! haha

yeh but 2bf all legal guns have serial numbers on them so they can be traced back to you instantly

Whats wrong Jannny, Cant handle the milkers??

Attached: ``.jpg (1267x519, 134K)

>smoking
alri bender freak
>im not gay i just need it to relax
bet you say the same thing about sucking willy

so have checks. lose your gun its a criminal investigation. Don't give CC licences to scrotes

I don't understand why some cultures think it's tough to eat food that burns your insides

They might do a system where they check you are still in possession of the gun on a regular basis

only scrotes would want a CC license though

*scratches out the serial number*

*police come round*
>oi wheres your gun? why does this gun used in a crime look like your gun which you now don't have

it's like they'll do some detective work or something

You arrive in neo Kansas city circa 2040

Attached: looper-city-1.jpg (1271x545, 48K)

Don't want legal guns because I'd buy one then be constantly haunted by the prospect of easy access gun suicide.

bit of a waste of money so some autist can walk around with a gun on his belt and probably have it stolen from him

I don't wanna be a bus driver
All my life
I'm gonna pack my bags and leave this town
Grab a flight
Fly away on Venga Airways
Fly me high, Ibiza sky
I look up at the sky
And I see the clouds
I look down at the ground
And I see the rainbow down the drain
Fly away on Venga Airways
Fly me high, Ibiza sky
Whoah! We're going to Ibiza
Whoah! Back to the island
Whoah! We're gonna have a party
Whoah! In the Mediterranean sea
Far away from this big town
And the rain
It's really very nice to be
Home again
Fly away on Venga Airways
Fly me high, Ibiza sky
Whoah! We're going to Ibiza
Whoah! Back to the island
Whoah! We're gonna have a party
Whoah! In the Mediterranean sea

no this is too complicated for leftypol to comprehend

Jow Forums
/lit/
/brit/

the holy trinity

big timer crime syndicates burgle farmhouses to acquire untracable
firearms

t. excon

what about /sp/ports for the football and darts

*oi you still got that gun you registered m8?*
>yeah
*sick m8*

yeah its gonna cost a fortune

Imagine thinking the Police and legal system are this competent lol. Even if the police catch you the likelihood of prosecution is silly. You lads need to get in the real world.

you almost got it right. hint: replace fit with ck

Yes but they get stolen, or at least you could easily fake one being stolen.

ahh yes because no one ever loses things or lies

so if the police are this shit i think i definitely need a fucking gun don't I? fucking hell work out the logic before you type

what fucking world do you live in. and news flash you can own a gun now

so you lose your cc licence which limits the damage you can do

Attached: manlet.jpg (702x513, 56K)