/brit/

It’s trendy these days lad, my faceberg is full of girls I know posting stuff about their “mental health” day in and day out.

Top Gear plays Rocket League in Real Life when

she wants a man that camps flight paths on WoW classic (me)

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*ding ding ding*

Lads does anybody know where to buy a BB Gun?

Need it for self defense

I want all of that because it should be a basic human freedom to protect yourself.
If one single person owns an illegal firearm in the UK, I should be allowed to legally obtain one and use it for self defence. Knife crime is rampant in nearly every major city here. I solemnly believe that if someone tries to attack you with a knife, you should be allowed to shoot them dead.
You would prefer they stabbed you to death and the police hopefully arrest them for it later. You're the one advocating criminality

I think it become a self-fulfilling prophecy where they they keep talking about it for attention until they start genuinely believing they are truly sick

Absolutely based

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego,
baby why don't we go,
Jamaica

Off the Florida Keys
there's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go
to get away from it all
Bodies in the sand,
tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
to the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego,
baby why don't we go
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo,
we'll get there fast
and then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go,
way down in Kokomo.

Martinique, that Monserrat mystique...

We'll put out to sea
and we'll perfect our chemistry
By and by we'll defy
a little bit of gravity
Afternoon delight,
cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye,
give me a tropical contact high
Way down in Kokomo

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Sister just sent me this from the set of her new film

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Just can’t fathom why if you were genuinely dealing with depression or something you would want to broadcast that to everyone you know?
Personally I think I would keep that very much to myself

how do you know anyone owns a firearm illegally
>knife crime is rampant
alri daily mail
>someone tries to attack you with a knife
by that point you pulling a gun out your arse isn't going to help much you've been fucking stabbed lmao

yes it is though dumbass

didnt they already do that?

pretty sure they did that before rocket league even existed

it's less inherently shameful for a bird to broadcast that she's vulnerable

whereas any woman will instantly lose respect for a man who shows vulnerability

why is there so much antisemitism in the porn industry i thought its run by jews

Kek

They know the truth innit

based

>knife crime is rampant because some gang bangers stab each other on their shithole estates
whatever you say povvo

Might be a “fat little cunt” (no I’m not letting that go) but looking back at this time last year I’m made up with how well my anti depressants are working even though they’ve made me put on weight.

Ah, now you're just being wilfully ignorant and obtuse. You have no substance to back up your personal convictions. Nice chat

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Bruh

In the past even women kept their bullshit to themselves.
It's that whole culture of sharing your feelings being taken too far and dealing with your problems in silence is considered "repression".

pot calling the kettle black

Placebo innit, just got to learn the powers of positive thinking

also pulling a gun out is going to help when someone is trying to stab you shit for brains

all me

Not a single yank has posted in this thread.

Utterly based

Aquarium coming along well.

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ok superhuman. will be interesting to see how quickly you manage to arm, aim and shoot the guy who is repeatably stabbing you in this nonsense hypothetical

you seen that life in a jar stuff?

You don't know what that means do you.
You essentially just conceded you have no argument by implying I also had no argument.
I'm not saying you're stupid, but it does seem you have very little understanding of anything you actually say, rendering discussion fairly pointless.

>even though they’ve made me put on weight.

That's why I don't want to try take the anti depressants I've been given, plus the other side effects.

Being fat will just make me even more depressed. And I'm not depressed in the suicidal sense, just the anhedonic kind of depression of finding no pleasure in anything.

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got any sea horses?

lets see him get close to me with a gun first in your even more nonsense fantasy where i'm apparently getting spawn killed irl by a chav

fish were meant to live free

would not want to live life in a jar me

personal insults >>> well-reasoned and civil debate

fucking hell lad you're denser than a black hole.
what "pot calling the kettle black" means is that you are trying to call someone else out for what you are doing (you are black and are trying to call the kettle black as an argument).

At any Tesco in Peterborough.

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Haha

shut up, batty boy

ahh yes because you just arm and point your gun at everyone who you see on the street. you're absolutely the sort of person who should be allowed a gun...

dont make me put on weight but do make lose most sexual desire which isn't great

shut up retard

mad how low testosterone men hate guns innit

testosterone has done nothing good for society

yea, and some other aquascape vids on youtube.
not any fish in it yet
will put some invertebrates like shrimp in first maybe a week from now if the nitrate levels are ok

latter I'll put fish in.

not best pleased about this flagrant appropriation of my gimmick

cunt has done it in the last two threads lol but didnt do anything about the ops in the two threads before that with the same pic

it did some good for your nan though lol

It implies hypocrisy, put simply.
A bizarre thing to say after dismissing factual statements with ad hominem.
You're a low IQ mong.

no you use your gun if you feel legitimately threatened in a situation. stop making things up you moron you have literally no idea how CC works.

BTW this is one of the most owned rifles in Czech. its a high capacity assault rifle yet they've had no school shootings..... why is that?

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cus they're too busy making top tier porn

and look what came of it
*struts forward into the spotlight and takes off my shirt*

yes it implies hypcrisy for you lmao not sure how you've managed to get that completely backwards.
>A bizarre thing to say after dismissing factual statements with ad hominem.
>You're a low IQ mong.
as I said, pot calling the kettle black

...

>BTW this is one of the most owned rifles in Czech. its a high capacity assault rifle yet they've had no school shootings..... why is that?
I legitimately don't the answer to that. Care to explain?

you seem to feel threatened by everyone walking down the street. if you feel threatened because someone a bit taller than you is walking next to you it's because you're a pathetic incel nothing more nothing less - and your little incel problems do not justify you gunning this person down.

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Why does janny hate large chebs?

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hmmm....

would this brainlet child fuck off with his obsession with guns.

Move to Texas or make-do with call of duty you runt.

hysterical, you sound like a woman

now ladette to lady there was a bloody good tellyshow

because they're a relatively homogenous society with a level headed approach to life and no huge media/drug driven mental illness crisis basically. Essentially a "bad" system can work fine with good people and vice versa. It's about culture and mindset economics have little to do with peoples criminalitiy

stop making shit up now. Just cos you reckon you're kung fu panda doesn't mean you're hard

i don't feel threatened walking down the street because i'm not a scrawny runt
simple as

for a big man you sure seem scared of guns

Nobody:

Absolutely Nobody:

No really, NOBODY:

Keanu Reeves at Area 51: YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

This, so much this!

Alien: Greetings hooman *eats tide pod*

You, sir, have won the internets

Bugs Bunny: No

Oof, absolutely yikes

Doggo: bloop bork chonk good pupperino

Friendo, folks, you do realise...

Ugandan Knuckles: Do u kno da wae to area 51?

Rick: I'm pickle Rick! Wubadubadubub!

Who...hurt you? Ok incel

Me: Sir this is a wendy's

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Explain how I am being hypocritical. Go back to where you initially implied it, and give me an example of my hypocrisy. I stated you have no substance for your convictions. As in you have no legitimate argument to back up what you believe so strongly to be true. Instead, you regress into ad hominem and pretend that things like knife crime are a figment of the Daily Mails journalism.

Show me where I have made a similar copout for the pot calling the kettle black to apply.

Or we can skip the arguing mechanics and you can just admit you had no argument to begin with.

>oh no the man is carrying a holstered 22. society is ruined!!!!!!

grow up little boy

i'm not scared of guns i own guns

no you don't

Thinking of getting a Kakerichi as a pet, any of you lads got birds as pets?

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You win the Internet good Sir

>how do you know anyone owns a firearm illegally
Where is your response?
>knife crime is rampant
Just factually untrue. It has increased slightly in recent years yes because of gangs and that is clearly seen in the breakdown as most knife crime is assault.
Again please demonstrate how while someone is attacking you with a knife you having a gun in your pocket is going to help you.
Instead of addressing any of this you simply wrote
>Ah, now you're just being wilfully ignorant and obtuse. You have no substance to back up your personal convictions. Nice chat
As I said. Pot calling the kettle black. You are an embarrassment

uh oh. leftypols going to be on the ropes!

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feel threatened by women walking around with large chebs unholstered

Deborah harry tbqhwyl

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some bitches bully me and justin bieber yall

mad to think your mum probably sucked hundreds of cocks before settling for your dad

niggers

speak for yourself
it will be a generalisable truth for whatever comes after zoomers though

nice strawman
nice cope

mum was a virgin before dad came along

Why are there two fucking /brit/ threads

prove it

hope you’ve got a lid for it lad, fish will try and jump out if not

This is due to different definitions of violent crime you fucking brainlet