Are we the bravest country of all time?

As long as we kill more of them than them of us...who really lsot?

Why don't you come down to the US, start talking...see how cowardly we are.

>As long as we kill more of them than them of us...who really lsot?
You are right, no one cares about the ration, less sandniggers and less Americans is a win-win for the rest of the world.

>passive aggressive pleasantries

We're incredibly passive aggressive. Not just the cities too. Ever hear someone from the South or Midwest say "bless your heart"?

>because we’d rather be honest than liars
good joke

People often ask me what it means to be an American. I tell 'em it's triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we nuke our enemies. Triumph when our flag flutters in the wind on the moon. Triumph when we peer down from the moon and laugh heartily at Russia. Triumph when we depose one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terrorist kingpins on the other side of Earth and shoot them in the face. Triumph when we use flying robots to bomb other terrorists in Afghanistan. Triumph when we were the main reason the Nazis were defeated in WWII. Triumph when we freed Europe twice. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph. But it's not just the the big things, see? It's the way I can set up lawn chairs at my friends house on the Texas Rio Grande and share a toast to freedom while watching Mexicans charge into gunfire to enter my country. It's the way an Italian cabbie sits up straight and floors the gas when he hears my accent. It's seeing the wide eyes and bead of sweat running down the forehead of a German customs agent when he opens my passport. It's the way a French waiter hangs his head when I refuse the wine and ask for Coke instead, in English knowing full well he understands me (and that they have it). The way an Aussie blushes and leans into the urinal next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an English waiter in US dollars covered with Washington's face. The way small mobs of Canadian school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music in the clubs of Amsterdam. Triumph. Every bit of it, triumph. That's what it means to be an American.

All that history saved you from getting nuked, eh?

Hey, how about you come with some women to America. We will take your women and you will know all about the 2nd amendment

Gracias por tu servicio

For every redundant post an American makes
>an African mother dies of starvation while trying to calm her hungry newborn
>an innocent Palestinian child is attacked with mustard gas
>a shy emo kid at school is bullied into suicide by his peers
>a puppy is euthanized
>Jesus bears another sin he had to die for
>your mother is a little more disappointed in you

>We kill women and children without hesitation
>muslims are the bad people

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every post is redundant but only the americans have an actual effect
sounds just like the real world

Yes

I work with a team of americans and all the women are extremely passive aggressive

Great, you just caused the previous catastrophes I mentioned with that incredibly useless post, only an american could be this shameless.

yeah thats why when a shot goes off you all panic and run like scared pussies

>don’t mind with passive aggressive pleasantries because we’d rather be honest than liars
Says the land of creepy forced toothy smiles

wrong that would be us. we are the only country to ever challenge international jewery.

KYS AMERIGOBLO
FUCK AMERIGOBLOS
KILL ALL AMERIGOBLOS
FREE AZTLAN

kill yourself

No.

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You say all of that as if it's a bad thing?

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