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So who's Russian then?

Netherlands - Uruguay
Britain - Chile
Hungary - Bolivia
Turkey - Haiti

Maybe make us Canada

Chile

XD

Germany a US.... state of Mississippi at best.

Go back to your own country, Paco! Don't make me use the 2nd amendment against you!

Alot of the Balkans can be the central Americans

Someone explain to me why Mexico is Poland please

Poland is Mexico

It's poor, and they export millions of their poor to richer countries like the UK and Germany. Fits the bill

Honorary Mexico, you're my greatest ally.

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USA should rather be France
We are more related to them in term of landscapes and climate, we have 2 main coast, we have a large country...

The idea of Brazil being bigger than America offends and scares me for some reason.

Bend over mutt...

No

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gib boipucci

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Well, I guess that some cringy bants between our leaders don't affect our common friendship

We love France :3
Fuck Macron tho.

Can Serbia please be El Salvador?
Both are very violent (and based) places.

>Fuck Macron tho
Such a statement will bring you more love than hate in France

>ambitions of reclamation
>get cut up numerous times after wars
Hungary is Paraguay

why we should be Europe's Brazil ? Brazil is a federal state, France is super centralized

In Mexico people are literally being beheaded, 2/3 of the territory isn't even in control of the government but by drug gangs.
Poland might be worse than Germany but it's nowhere near Mexico. I think even Russia is nowhere near Mexico

Makes sense. 1 out of 4 germans are immigrants. Wonder how the stats look for america.

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