> Be me > Almost a year ago at the office > New girl starts in a different department > Looks pretty > Eventually bump into each other in the copy room > First time we actually have a conversation longer than a greeting > She ends up mentioning how she lives at home and doesn't intend to move out until she's married but quickly proceeds to say how she helps out (uhh why tell me) > Not as pretty as I thought, a lot of facial make-up > Only short greetings for a while afterwards > A few months later has a question that she doesn't know the answer to > Comes to me but elongates the conversation even though it's a simple answer and seems fidgety and avoids eye contact > She doesn't do this with the other guys in the office > She either likes me, finds me weird, or unattractive > Recently passes behind me, I go into the copy room, she goes forward, catch her head and eyes looking at my butt even though she passed me > Comes to ask about something she hasn't done before, my coworker is there and can help her > Asks me and seems to want my answer even though my coworker is helping her
Alright biz anons does this coworker like me or what?
Sounds like she got a job specifically to pursue a sexual harassment lawsuit and picked you as the most gullible target (also juries pay double if the offender is weird and creepy looking).
Start wearing a go-pro strapped to your chest at all times.
She is trying to manipulate you so you 'help' her doing the job. Better avoid and keep distance.
Logan Morales
seriously though user, play it cool. it sounds like she's headed down the track you wish. but keep being you, stick that booty out a little more or something.
Gavin Sanders
she wants to spend time with you, ask her out. She's to shy.
Christopher Foster
Dating co-workers/sleeping with them is not recommended. Once you break that professional barrier, your life as a man could easily be destroyed if things go south. Tread lightly OP.
Leo Garcia
Why is she checking my butt out? What would a woman get out of that?
Elijah Anderson
pushing your ego so you are easier to manipulate. and before you know it you are doing all her work for free.
Brody Roberts
100% this it's such a fake thing for a woman to do
Easton Johnson
If not a virgin, you don't have too much sexual experience. Your butt muscles are the ones giving thrust when you fuck her and thots want that hard fuck.
Noah Cox
See if she checks out your bulge. I constantly check out a guy's bulge if I'm into him.
Andrew Harris
Virgo spotted Do girls actually do this? I'm a grower not a shower so this sucks.
Jack Ortiz
i honestly dont know, men's butts aren't anything special-- mainly just a flat surface. but it rustles their jimmies. if you know how to catch 'em, you can easily catch women checking out bulges and butts the same way we do their tits and ass
Had a senior manager do this to me. While being late at night in the office. In a small room near the open office. Didn't know how to react, as I assume anything that a female can do to imply attraction could be bait for harassment. Also, didn't knew how to go forward even if I did reciprocate the supposed attraction, so meh.
Jackson Howard
This OP, you’re absolutely fucked if you pursue this one.
This is why Jow Forumsfags will always be poor. Go back to /b/
Lincoln Price
aww so cute op first female conversation
Jonathan Scott
Don't fish off the company dock.
Elijah Johnson
How can his life be destroyesbas a man? He could go live in the forest
Wyatt Murphy
I dont understand how people like OP even manage to survive in the adult world, and I consider myself to be retarded still The Lord truly works in mysterious ways
Brayden Phillips
Did you forget to wipe after your 15 min "bathroom break"?
Noah Turner
Fuck these faggots OP, I’ve boned plenty of chicks at ththe office (two were even married). Never had an issue. Get your dick wet and enjoy life.
Isaiah Nguyen
implying OP ever seen a vagina
Henry Harris
pajeet pls, hermit life is only for hindus
Noah Green
Ask her out and do not engage in any flirtatious behavior at work. Thay way you can make sure she's not playing games at work. If she declines, you have your answer faggot.
Nathan Garcia
>taking advice for a self-admitted scumbag You will die alone
Carter Rivera
> Stacy, remember that weird creepy guy in data entry? > lol yeah > I keep asking his coworker Sarah for help but he keeps interrupting > lol > I ignored him for a few months, you think he would have got the hint > teehee men are so dumb. My boyfriends big dick made me sore again > omggg I’m so jealous > k gotta go back to work > I know lol we barely do anything but Steve loves us anyway lol
Joseph Anderson
This, she was probably just scoping some skid-marks/imagining the smell.
David James
What do you mean? I thought OP seemed immature but does it go beyond that?
Zachary Martin
Go to HR immediately and file a sexual harassment complaint.
Henry Morales
GIVE ME AN I!
Samuel Hernandez
This post cured my depression for today
Gabriel Miller
Don’t listen to this homo, tons of people meet their spouse at work.
William Howard
Women love eating ass.
Jaxson Morris
>and avoids eye contact what kind of woman would avoid eye contact if she had interest? OP is getting played like a fiddle obviously, she expects him to beta orbit her and help her with the work.
Cooper White
Man, you don’t get it. The other guys in the office told her you are a faggot. They said, “That little fairy’s butthole whistles as you walk by him. It’s like he’s queefing.”
So she walked by you and checked your butt out to make sure it whistles. Now that she knows it does, she wants a faggot friend, being she’s waiting for a real man to whisk her away from mommy and daddy’s.
WAKE UP, queer.
Nathan Hernandez
Don't dip your pen in the company ink.
#MeToo is cancer for the workplace and you should avoid all contact with the opposite sex.
Josiah Barnes
Girls love men butts
Lincoln Baker
>men's butts aren't anything special-- mainly just a flat surface found the gymcels get off your lazy ass and work out and your butt will not be flat - and no you don't have to go to the gym to get fit, you can workout anywhere
