Jow Forums IN THIS THREAD WE PRETEND TO BE AMERICANS

FUCK YEAH
NOTHING BETTER THAN EATING MC'FREEDOMS

SO I READ THIS ARTICLE ON SOME PDF ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY SO NOW I KNOW THAT YOU GUYS ARE NOT WHITE BTW I DIDN'T READ I JUST GLANCED THROUGH IT, SAW SOME FAMILIARS WORDS AND MADE SOME ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT WHAT THE ARTICLE WAS

STOP. SENDING. YOUR. PEOPLE. HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I GOTTA GO GET MY NEW IPHONE 33X
THEY ADDED AN APP THAT LETS YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK AND IT MAKES IT LOOK BIGGER LMAO IT'S DOPE

you will never be like us, ahmed

fucking based

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okay, this is fucking funny
>brazil is an arab country
>double 69
KEK
GOD BLESS AMERICA

*remembers the alamo*

*pays for healthcare*

>Brazil isn't an arab country

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I AM POLISH, MY SURNAME IS KLYZBLISKI
I AM PROUD BECAUSE POLES HATE BLACK PEOPLE (I AM VERY SCARED OF THE BLACKS) AND MUSLIMS

I ate a burger with lettuce, tomato, bacon, american cheese, pimento cheese, thousand island dressing, and tabasco sauce today.

youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
AMERICA FUCK YEAEH

COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH
FUCK YEAH

TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL SAUCE LETTUCE CHEESE ON THREE SESAME SEED BUNS

FUCK OFF COMMIE
JEALOUS ENOUGH OF OUR FREEDOM?
HOW ABOUT WE DROP SOME FREEDOM BOMBS ON YA

>Do Americans really lmao
>[insert word here] get shot lmao
>fuck america china much betta no my name is not zhang
>no healthcare lmao
>you are a mutt lmao
its all so tiresome

>beeing zanta klaus iz ze most dangiraus job in Australia, becauze you vill very likely get ein heat stroke inside ze constume

youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI
FUCK OFF CHINK SPY

>wake up
>tip my alarm clock
>eat pancake
>tip wife
>sit at office
>tip desk
>come back home
>tip police officer
>put car in my garage
>tip door
>have sex with wife
>tip mia khalifa
>sleep
>tip jesus

quite a nice day

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youtube.com/watch?v=Waj6ObM_Jys
NOTHING BEATS THE AMERICAN LIFESTYLE
WHY DON'T YOU GO KISS A GUY YOUR FRENCH BAGGOTE
GREENLAND IS OURS HAND IT OVER

youtube.com/watch?v=44b1J4iBWkc

i love pushing the red button dropping bombs to chinks while listening to great american songs while drinking coke

>ve pushing the red button dropping bombs to chinks while listening to great american songs while drinking coke
This would unironically be fun.

ME DONATE

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THIS IS THE MOST POWEFULL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WITH FREEDOM, ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HATE US CUZ OUR FREEDOM
THIS WHY WE BOMB'EM

that's because it's true my fellow patriot

in vietnam we tipped with napalm

so you see how generous we were there boy

be back, need some codeine my physician prescribed me for the splinter i got in my finger

Why doesn't their government? Imagine begging other countries to feed your people while also taking massive arms contracts from them.

GO BACK TO ARABIA

based

fucking cheese-eating surrender monkeys, king Patton said it right about them: better have a german army in front of mei dat a french coward behind me

need to watch best movie ever made
youtube.com/watch?v=xa_z57UatDY

9/11 IS THE MOST TRAGIC DATE IN ALL OF HISTORY, I PRAY EVERYDAY TO EVERY ONE OF THE VICTIMS

youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4
ROCK N ROLL FUCK YEAH
youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4
I CRY EVERYTIME I HEAR THIS SONG

Shhh... Need to shoot some commies in the basement. And I think I heard my uncle say some anti-zionist shit talking about Israel. I think I'll shoot him too.

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thoughts and prayers

fucking BASED

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I guess I can't post here

you don't sound like a true american

you talk like a fucking socialist

show me your green card or i put you down with my ar-15

FUCK OFF SPIC GO BACK TO ITALY

ISRAEL NEED OUR MONEY GOYIN, WHAT ARE YOU? A ANTI-SEMITE? ARE YOU WITH US OR WITH THE TERRORISTS?

Freedom is not a choice neither a right, it's an duty!

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Let's never forget 11/9 whwen ten mellion americans died thanks to sosialism

this thread needs some ben shapiro

never forget to listen ben shapiro on my 1 hour drive to where i work

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Shut up whitey I shootz u.

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post moar

Check mate

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Based fellow americans defending the freedom

Please Daddy trump continue to suck israels cock and spend my taxes defending them, just continue saying funny things like "only rosie o donelll" LMAO

Me and the cousin/wife on our way to the designated sharting aisle

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You're a good homie. Fuck crackas!

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eh, you black are allright.

Arguing with shapiro is like trying to get in a rap battle against eminem, it's a political suicide.

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This feller too whoever he is

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you live in peru? you're all mexicans to me

they're all christian lebs