/brit/

This poster is schizo

start going clubbing, you'll at least meet girls from the continent

*quotes the whole thread*
have sex

Just coomed to Dylann Vox lads

Look her up I guarantee she’ll be the next big thing

I went to a club the other night and I saw a British qt with short hair and I went up to her and said "I like your hair" and she said "thank you" and her and her friend just giggled at me. I'm not Chad enough to meet girls at clubs.

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don't say stupid shit like that

really? when i was in london trying to meet girls i'd just hang out in the smoking section of clubs and it was pretty easy to start convos with strangers especially as a foreigner
how do you usually meet girls?

just be more confident, ez

Even with plastic surgery on their 5'0 bodies, they still look the same

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poopoo lads
poopu

youtube.com/watch?v=_DfUfbpY-Ts

What do I say then?
I rarely do, but I have met girls in smoking sections. Maybe I should just stick to doing that.
Every time I try to approach a girl I get this overwhelming feeling of fear and anxiety deep in my stomach. I constantly tell myself I have nothing to lose and that even if she rejects me I'll never see her again anyway but I still get terrified whenever I want to approach a girl at a club/bar/pub.

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this but unironically
i'm pretty sure most incels would get laid eventually if they spoke to every woman they met as if they knew the girl wanted to fuck them

£1050 tax every month lads
they're bleeding me dry

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reckon thailad's gf is a munter

i dunno

Ladies and gentlemen of the court, the King has ripped a beefer. All present in this court must now smell and observe His Majesty's most odious fart.

ask what their favourite anime is

lad who cares what some random broad thinks of you lmao

Literally have no idea what they are singing about. I would assume the Falklands given the islands road sign and map

It's not even what you say but how you say it oftentimes. Don't be arrogant of course, but I can just imagine you saying "I like your hair" in this timid nervous inflection, right?

s-sauce?

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I just thought I'd compliment them or tell them I think they're cute and then ask them to dance. Usually it's too loud in the clubs for them to even hear me anyway.
I always tell myself that but I still get so nervous that I either don't approach or come off as a grade A autist.

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reckon only 1 in 3 of my jokes hit but when they do they do

Ever thought of diving head first off a very tall cliff, you humongous fat bastard?

Get one of your more confident mates to wingman for you then, I do it for a few of the shyer lads sometimes

are you afraid of being rejected?

wtf are taxes?

What kind of question is that, of course he is he's pretty much been spelling that out the entire bloody time

Clubs are a meme for meeting new people anyway its just an excuse to pre drink

bet you think youre so gracious and great! cunt!!

Yes
Alright, I'll try that. It's hard to get them to go over to the girl I'm interested in sometimes because usually they find a girl of their own.
Yes, and being embarrassed too.

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Stupid chinky slope bastard how do you even see your screen ahahaha

Shit band from Scotland but had a sexy lead singer.

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niggers

>Yes, and being embarrassed too.
what is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you from being rejected? in my experience girls are pretty nice about saying no as long as you're not extremely rude or disrespectful to begin with
you need to experience rejection a few times to realize it's not that bad

Not really just want to see my mates getting in

You sound like you’ve been dogged by the boys

ARGHH I'M GONNA I'M GONNA

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It is kind of like acting a bit lad, you've got to seem more comfortable in the situation than you are, it takes practice

>just want to see my mates getting in

altruism paradox
no such thing as altruism
it satisfies some deep seeded need in you

Gonnae call my band Sneed

COOM

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>no such thing as altruism
t. edgy 15 year old trying to justify his nihilism and hatred for others

wish if i transitioned id have breasts this big -_-

Not that complicated mate, if I were single I'd be talking to them on my own behalf

tismo

Good post

Yay, it's the weekend

Time for some NZ Lagers

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oh ho ho so here we see your selfish streak
it's only advantageous for you to do so since it increases your potential worth and dependence on from these friends

I know, they usually are, but I just feel stupid when I get rejected and I get embarrassed.
I just don't know how to do it, especially when they're with their friends. I have to be drunk enough to even have the balls to do it in the first place and even then I suck at it.

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You know it feels good to do nice things for others, particularly if they're your friends?

always find it amusing when i see gay threads on /gif/ with a "no blacks" caveat
enjoy the idea that there are racist benders

prove altruism is an innate human characteristic

you can't!?!?!
im shocked

allo mate

good day mate

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>A ha! You did something nice for me, and you expect me to like that you did this nice thing for me, I've got you!
Absolute goose mate, sincere and simple goosery

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inclusive post

i certainly do but i only do that since it satisfies some charitable and considerate concept i have of myself

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all me

Just need her gassy bum on my face.

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>Remembering that time I ran up the phone bill looking at porn on my phone and my parents found out

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About to have a coffee catch up with my good mate
Wish he was able to drink alcohol on his anti-depressys it's so warm and nice today

State of you.

dunno wtf youre trying to say but i can gather from intentionally speaking colloquially(in a british thread) youre trying to project some yoounike salt of the earth depiction of yourself

toilet bog fart

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you are baffling

no im not

>remembering when i used my dad's credit card to buy porn and when he got his bill, he thought he'd been charged for signing up to friends reunited

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is sarah silverman funny

since you lads all eat takeaway chinkys/indians as the lower class inferiors that you are, have you ever had minced beef curry?

think i've invented a new dish but just want to be certain

Yeah, we call it the Riverdance pie over here.

ever done the riverdance lad?

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>think i've invented a new dish

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Just made Thailad jack off

god bless angurland

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yeah this is truly an artefact of a video

Other flag wasn't me, better luck next time.

honestly wouldn't be surprised if thailad was somehow making money off this shit

Hello coomer

what shit?

/brit/

if there was a way to monetise posting here we'd all be doing it

>Hello coomer
cringe