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what are you doing mate

I like drinking too but it just brings all the drunk fuckwits into the shop. Gives me the shits because these cunts are spending more on drinks than I make in a whole shift.

She let Kojima fuck her and cum inside after tge death stranding demo.

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living it up

i will be back in approximately 5-6 hours to derail /brit/. i cannot do it now because the thread is currently just americans and australians and this specific bait will only work when there are actual british islanders around.

why do amerimutts defend niggers
always boggles my mind

Good lad

Would you smell her farts?

woah

no, that's gross

I love bulking because I can actually see improvement at the gym, but I also hate it as I feel like a fat fuck all the time

fair enough

she'd probably let anybody do that tbf

Thailad here, what's popping lads?

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>Me
Eats Penne with red sauce and spicy sausage
>You
Eats cock

Shag a ladyboy today?

Chai khrub

You think you'll live out the rest of your days in Thailand?

Don’t know what that means because I don’t speak nonce.

>khrub

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Stayed at a thai monastery once. Whenever the thai people came to give us lunch they were really forceful, they wouldn't take no for an answer

What's the proper orthography? I always write it like this?

I think I passed out in the rec room last night and pissed myself
Noone seems to have noticed though

Not a lot of Union Jack flags itt.

khun yuu pratate thai naan mak, ta mai mai rein pasa thai?

What did you do there? Vipassana?

I'll contribute one

It’s early here lad, toilers will begin posting more soon

I don't see any khrub in that gibberish which tells me that you are being very rude

Doesn’t count.
I mean there’s not a lot of posts coming from the UK.

>It's a work from home day so I will go to McDonalds and watch films whilst wiggling the laptop mouse to appear active

They didn't call it Vipassana because it was ajahn chah tradition. Wasn't a retreat either so we just followed the monastery schedule, no eating after lunch, following the eight precepts, doing like three hours work around the monastery. Was really chill. The head monk was white but all the people who came to visit were Thai or Sri Lankan.

I know what you meant, just wanted to put you in your place for being vague enough for me to swoop in

I said, you've been here for ages, why don't you learn the language. Ai hia

Need my knob busted.

Leaving Scotland forever quite soon, can’t wait

Will only be returning to vote for independence desu

I tried to take classes once for a month. Teacher had zero methodology, she just pointed at things and told me their names. Then highered two girls, both from "Skout" and ended up snagging both. Now planning to seriously take classes with the gf. She is trying yo find me a good school.

Yeah did it once for 10 days in a Forrest in burgundy. Was the best experience of my life seriously

Heard Thai is really hard for english speakers. The alphabet and spelling seem ridiculous

You don't need to sit in a classroom, there are youtube videos, websites, phone apps people all around you to ask. Spend 10 minutes a day learning something new and it will come together.

Was that a vipassana retreat? Considering doing one of those over the summer

*shagging

Where you going lad?

I don't really like living in the UK, but living in London has give it some life. I stillw ant to find somewhere new to live though.

>learning non European languages

Ancestors literally birling in their graves

>Staying in a Buddhist monastery to be all mystical and shit
Poofter

Nothing to do with being mystical. It's just relaxing to not have to think about regular life for a little while

Din't have the motivation for that :(
Yes it was. Very little religious content (save for some classes of philosophy at night) all about the technique. Not allowed to speak for 10 days. Honestly anyone should do it at least once. You will become a different, better person after

could've just gone to the pub

Would not like to learn any of the ching chong languages.

Still gay
Do you have a man bun?

Oh I see, then every is wrapped up in a neat little PACKAGE-UH

>a mere 10 minutes a day to integrate into the country you've been living in for years.
What's the real reason?

Vancouver in Canada mate, never been but the missus is from there and has bigged it up

Too small town myself for London, and Glasgow and Edinburgh are full of wankers of different varieties

Apparently Australia is good too for folk fed up of here I’d give Europe a try too if any countries interest you and their economies aren’t dog shit

How did you meet her, are you just moving over on a spouse visa?

Am planning my road out but I just haven't quite worked it out yet.

I find the UK really depressing in general and would like a change.

>I suffer in Scotland

Feels bad my ancestors were the literal retards who decided to stay on this shitty island while your ones had the better sense to leave

Sorry if it sounded sarcastic

Gonna have to learn mandarin soon enough because chinks won't speak English

Really can't be fucked. It was the whole point of moving here to be able to just communicate enough to survive but not get involved in too much cultural bullshit and social conventions. Now I want to communicate with the gf's parents and family. Good people.

he's algerian. that's what algerians do when they live abroad. they don't want to assimilate. they're scum

scary going up to auckland and seeing chinese on the signs at primary schools

Sorry for deleting the post I thought it came across a bit cunty but yeah look good on you for being intrepid enough to make a change. My Dad left as a kid and went back for a few years in his 20s but says Australia is just such a better place to live

Why do people keep posting 'dilate'? I don't understand this ebin maymay

Have you thai flags ever tried betel nuts?

Male to female members of the transexual community have to 'dilate' daily, a practice wherein they insert a dildo into the open wound for roughly an hour or so a day to stop it from closing

fanny () ----8 willy

your loss
nah

Dilate

... Thanks for the explanation.

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Would absolutely destroy you at dictée you little shit

trannies often kill themselves early on in their lives so people tell them to die late (dilate)

why would a m to f tranny keep their knob? is it just for the purposes of porn

Just met through friends, she moved here with her family, and yeah will be she’s got a job lined up so plan is for me to live off her til I find something

Same here mate, every day I get more and more apathetic to this place and disconnected from it

Would you miss your family you think? Don’t see/speak to mine much so won’t be a big issue for me

dis wallah

Emma Watson has a proper brapper.

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they also get hairs growing inside there and other substances that wouldn't be found in a vagina

Thanks for answering lad, that's really interesting. I'm sure you'll have a great time. I find it very weird when Canadians, AUS,NZ folk come here and settle down, I know everywhere has it's problems but I just don't get it.

I would a bit, but I could cope with the old 'fly home once a year' type thing. I see them only every few months with living in London anyway and my brother lives in the MIddle East and again, we see him only every other year.

We speak lots of Whatsapp etc so I reckon it'd be fine.

You've got one life, you have to live it.

>29

hahah her career is finished

Not at all, I’ve heard many good things about Australia I’d be considering there if the bird wasn’t canadian

Life here I feel despite paying your taxes the government treats you like a nuisance and is actively making life worse, for example the NHS has been strained for years now and is suffering cutbacks and they just put the retirement age up to 75

We should all leave desu

Honestly, if someone believes in something enough to cut their dick off then I can respect that. I'll treat them like their preferred gender even if I don't believe they are deep down

dont ever want to shag a fake fanny
would get bummed by a girl's willy though

why do brits call pussies 'fannys'? Here that's only used by uptight people when referring to asses.

lmao you're right

now she has to be just some dumpy broad buying groceries for 50 years

>Horrific weather
>Never ending debate about brexit
>Never ending debate about independence
>NHS good but can't get a GP appointment no matter what
>Boomers running the town
>Grim, run down cities that are in desperate need of help

Just not for me senpai

is apu making a comeback?

>NHS good
How is it good?

British meaning came first

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ghost just did a new one
youtube.com/watch?v=k5mX3NkA7jM

я гeй

Literally just turn up when needed and you'll get fixed and never worry about anything other than getting better.

Mental to me that there are places where you would be worrying about the cost too