/brit/

I'm sure many can't, think about how many people here can't

*goes into a boredom-induced coma halfway through reading this post*

You are free to ignore my post, friend

put one of the hash browns in the mcmuffin. You'll never look back.

>if you know your tribe
ngapuhi, also very likely a descendant of hongi hika

kind of proved his point aha

>
>About half the people I've worked with in Sydney office jobs (graduate) have been Englishman and they've all been sponsored by my work(s) and not had to pick food. Only time I saw that happen was to a Maltese bloke when I worked in a warehouse and that's because the place didn't want to cover the costs

What area of work is this senpai? Roughly

the scran

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Want to switch countries. Any recs?

Early morning /brit/ is the most civil I’ve seen /brit/

quality dips proportionately with lack of antipodeans

>In French, le rez‑de‑chaussée
means the ground floor and le premier étage
means the floor above that. In English, we usually call le rez‑de‑chaussée
the first floor, and le premier étage
the second floor!
Fuck off Duolingo, that's burger fat shit. in English we call the le rez-de-chaussée the ground floor. Fucking burgers man.

Bangladesh

how many chickens had to die just for that grim meal?

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>People who don't stay up late and have some sort of routine, therefore likely jobs or attachment to the mainstream structures of society are more civil and balanced than those you find up at 3am on a weeknight with nothing to be awake for in the morning.

Imagine my shock

could eat all of that on my own and not even flinch

yeh being bored sort of means you can't write an essay haha

Going under water 2025

Turkey if you want to see people seethe

Haven't had a KFC in ages.

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Come to England

how easy is it to tell a bangladeshi from an Indian, from your perspective.

I've worked in media, finance etc. What matters more than area of work is if they're based in the CBD (You'd want them to be as an expat anyway) or not

probably can't get em, but no idea how treaty claims work. just know people are always bitching about the government giving gibs because of something that happened over 150 years ago before we were even a country

>kJ
what the fuck? australians don't seriously use joules instead of calories do they?

P-Paul?

no you nonce

yeah aha

/brit/ is best when all the bitter NEETs go to bed at around 5am and all the bitter toilsmen are at work, it starts declining just after noon when the former wake up and the latter go on lunch break

Ok thanks based Aussie lad, will take another look. I've worked in marketing/comms and in tech so hopefully there's something for me somewhere

I'm 25 and my life is fucked. I honestly don't know how i'm meant to find myself, settle down and get it together in this 5/6 year gap.

Fucking stressful.

Of course we do, we do everything metric

heh hehehehahHAHAHAHA

fat cunt
Papua New Guinea

I already do it lad, you should try it.

joule is the correct unit

Anyone eating 40 bucks of heart disease isn't counting the calories anyway

They are short and poor looking

sucking a buffalo’s left ball

just divide by 4.1 you mong

you suck at this gimmick that's for sure

I'm a bitter toilsmen fuck you

Waiting for a half decent post to reply to...

unironically forgot how to do long division in grade 7

Best of luck with whatever you end up doing mate. Marketing/comms is full of Englishmen btw.

I'm only saying this cause I've worked with so many British expats, but they all tell me how much they like it here. I know a fair few who are chasing permanent residency and a few that have already gotten citzenship, but they're much older

excited for tomorrow, I'm going to eat a publix sub and a funnel cake sundae.

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if I looked on the back of an australian coke can it'd say kJ instead of calories?

i've never understood long division
i just learn me 10000 times table then use short division
easier innit

blog on

TIL there's this thing in porn called a pussyjob, where the girl wanks you off with her fanny flaps without vaginal penetration
don't see the point personally

me too lad, I dropped maths after year 10 and just did literacy based subjects which I did very well at.
My maths is abysmal

Thanks for the slither of hope, it's basically the dream for a lot of us as I'm sure you're aware.

Imagine moving from a sodden grey island with all its problems to one where it might have problems, but the quality of life is higher and so are the wages and at worst if you're suffering, you're doing it in the sun.

I'll be picking up my amazon package from the office as well

Just having a look at job prospects, looks like the ol degree will only get me a job as a tard wrangler or infiltrating broken homes to drive a wedge between parent and child

Grim readings

/brit/ is at its peak around 4am onwards when the aussie power hour begins

it absolutely would

corr lads just imagine scranning this right now

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this is the post

no one cares about your boring lives
start posting something funny

people who are good at maths are NPCs in my experience

I agree

don't tempt me!

What's your degree?

I got a history degree and it basically got split into three:

>A third doing low pay jobs of passion like barrista, academic, local archivist
>A third doing some sort of generic Waitrose/KPMG grad scheme
>A third retrain in coding and are now software devs

this is a post

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too early for a greasy burger

Days toil starts in t minus 35 minutes

Shan’t be returning until the sun has set

this, I never fancy them until about lunch when they've stopped serving them.

poo

Yeah, hope things turn around for you mate, best of luck wherever you go

How are white people referred to officially in other countries? Here it's pakeha/NZ European

invaders

i have a degree in international relations, hence why i'm on Jow Forums

Sorry lad Aussies are just too good-humoured
If bitterness were a scale, an Australian 10 would be the same as a 5 on the British equivalent from what I've seen

whitey or cracka

Thailad how is Thai weather in the winter?

Sociology mate, would love to do research, however too autist to form connections at uni

gams

Want to become an archaeoacoustic

When you fill out the census, what box do you check?

a sausage muffin is not a burger you fools

for me it's international security studies, the retarded half-cousin

*farts in a cave and seals it for historians to uncover*

ours have both

gwailou

Gora, angrez

gora

Brexit? More like gaysexit.

got a law degree and now realising how grim being a lawyer will be

gets as low as about 25c/77F for a couple of weeks if we're lucky.
I didn't say it was tbf