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baby sneed edition

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The early news must be stopped

i-is he ok?

bored toil

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news about what?

how many birds you pulled so far on freshers week?

post that webm lads, you know the one

*coarsens the dialogue*

>ywn save Anne Frank

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quick wank then off to the tescos milk aisle with my syringe, hope none of you live in Hertfordshire

sue

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‘need

I've got friends
no gf though
im properly fat

Fuck you cunt

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shut the fuck up jeff mangum

fuck off you unwanted wog.

nout worse than a fat person

>wog

nope

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kill yourself you disgusting non-white cunt

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Is that Kendra Sunderland? Otherwise sauce pls

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imagine this was the last thing you saw before you died

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can we get a hairline update lad?

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>those tits
disgusting

dont use self checkout lads

honestly can't put a value on time, things like walking to school with your child and watching them grow up, and not being stressed out by having to be somewhere at a time dictated by someone else

The wagie life is not for me lads there's more to life than money

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Somehow you've managed to make a worse new than a yank. See yourself out.

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ok guys, what topics are we going to talk about today?

Anyone know what track this is @ 1:18:39

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think it's bach but dont know the exact title

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>not your baby

cuck

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youtu.be/Kerg2rrIdAU?t=1094

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>pick up 40p sourdough rolls
>lookup item
>scan them through as 20p morning rolls
>0 bags
>grab one anyway

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Except I'm not, just thought it'd be a fun edition
>no one has ever made a /brit/ thread involving rap or drill as the theme before

Haha what a lad

Skip to 18:20

imagine being white and listening to wog music
just off yourself dickhead

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remember that lad who scanned a ps4 through as bananas

any more of this and the janitorial staff shall be alerted

feeling a bit like tim lately

seems like a lot of Spamming/Flooding going on in this thread huh

>implying rap music isn't incredibly popular with white kids across the country, in any western country for that matter

le epic OP saffer is angry that he didn't get to spam a new girl as the OP
poor show

yeah and they should all kill themselves too

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Based early mong

the thread is going down

Reading the news about some lad dying from an allergic reaction to food.
Natural selection it is.

Literally having awareness for drill music is far less worse than being a fucking 14 year old doing a gunlean in public

me in the red
yanks in the yellow

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some rap is acceptable but that drill shit can fuck right off, bunch of coons mumbling about shooting each other

if you listen to any wog music then you should unironically kill yourself
end of

Queen guards are honestly based

based

based, reckon they should just push all chinks regardless of their patrol course

Been inside all day playing football manager

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going to the chipper
anybody want anything?

currently doing a poo in maccies

cornetto

screeching

isnt that the lad from trollstation?

Castration anxiety is the fear of emasculation in both the literal and metaphorical sense. Castration anxiety is an overwhelming fear of damage to, or loss of, the penis—one of Sigmund Freud's earliest psychoanalytic theories.[1] Although Freud regarded castration anxiety as a universal human experience, few empirical studies have been conducted on the topic. Much of the research that has been done on the topic was done decades ago, although still relevant today. The theory is that a child has a fear of damage being done to their genitalia by the parent of the same sex (e.g. a son being afraid of his father) as punishment for sexual feelings toward the parent of the opposite sex (e.g. a son toward his mother).[2] It has been theorized that castration anxiety begins between the ages of 3 and 5, otherwise known as the phallic stage of development according to Freud.[3] Although typically associated with males, castration anxiety is theorized to be experienced in differing ways for both the male and female sexes.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

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over-prevalence of hygiene products more like

spotted moni in tesco express lads

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large haddock and chips, mushy peas, can of 7up
that 6 quid you owe me should cover it
ta fella

i have the full set of this slag someewhere

what a nonce he was

>knowing the names of all porn stars

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typical soccer bitch reaction to getting punched, dramatically fall down and throw your hands up looking for the ref lmao

Any based Yorkshire lad in?

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you fucking bitch
move out the fucking WAY

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Kind of mad how they silenced Tim. Makes you think he was right all along.

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that costs like £14 for me

GUN LEAN MAN GUN LEAN
GUN LEAN ON THE BEAT AS WELL
FOR EVERYONE BOYS AND GIRLS
FLICK YOUR SHOULDER USE THEM WELL
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT

if i was a footie player i'd get a reputation for going "BOO" at players and laughing when they fall down as if i touched them

holy fucking based

fuck up you fat yank mong you'd drop like a sack of spuds if someone gave you a running punch from behind

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lads are slugs getting bigger or am I just getting smaller?

villa are fucking gash m8

>Castration anxiety

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Grim

youve just assaulted me you cunt

love how his gun has one of them hats an all

i cant believe youve done this

Just got back from the barbers lads, where was I before I left? Ah yes:

Willer nigger bum poo
Willy niggly poo bum

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its not a gun its a weapon system

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you horrible cunt

L85A2s have better aesthetics than an M4
Change my mind

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