/brit/

he's a fell wed lad

poo

No infact I love train's especially if they shatter people

youtube.com/watch?v=qfQvDhk0GIM

kate looks like the type of gal that would be into anal

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BEE BEEP NEXT STOP SKEGNESS

yeah great that mate

>if they shatter people
Elaborate?

imagine thinking thats a good thing

Crushing them like minced meet

>SKEGNESS
thought that was in scotland me whole life until a few weeks ago

Not a train autist but train travel is comfy as FUCK

love poo on my bellend me might just become a full on bender haha lads ye

Honestly I don't get the enjoyment of anal
Like I get that it's supposed to be sensational but you're literally putting your dick up a place where someone defecates

le edgy teen from /b/ post

Thought Carlyle was in Scotland until last week

Oh I thought you meant quality of travel, not getting hit by a train at 40+mph

its a refreshing change from the clout

efukt.com/21049_It's_Only_Smellz.html

i ain't clickin that shit nigga

but you know what i mean,,,,,, :))
she looks a bit cheeky ;)))))

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youtube.com/watch?v=9sOB53_0Ads

Yes I love rekt threads

carlyles not in scotland what the fucks going on

Bum is tighter innit
Once shagged a prostitute up her but because she was loose and I was drunk
Came in like 30 seconds

Las Malvinas son Argentinas.

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yoker
mental

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condom?

should let them have it, dont see what the big deal about them is

anal is for men with small peckers

Nah m8

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>she was loose

stupid cow needs to do her kegels

Guess I won't be doing anal in uni then

work for uber eats cant get jobs because theres too many foreigners and when i do the customers are horrible cunts

O trem azul

>Nah m8
youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ

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well, lids?

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The Falklands are LITERAL British clay. Fuck off.

HE PAYS TO USE FORECHAN HES SPENT MONEY

why are customers horrible lad, in 3 years ive only had like 1 moody driver because he got lost 3 times and was 10 minutes late

Is there some actual social group I'm not a part of or something?

>DOMMY WOBINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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love the whiffs of poo when i shag the bf's hairy arse

>HURR IT MY ISLAND BECAUSE IT CLOSEST TO MY CUNTRY

Just purchased this for £2.5 million lads

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>he got lost 3 times and was 10 minutes late
mate you dont understand how stressful it is

you need jesus you wrongun

ive said to much allready

The Mexican boxer?

imagine getting mogged by 1980s britain from ten thousand miles away lmao
how shit do you have to be

Epic proxyposting mate

doggy style is the best position for aroma connoisseurs such as myself

that is a beautiful painting ngl
if i had that sort of money i'd pay that much for it

leave british waters dont fish in british waters piss off back to europe

There is?

i hate phoneposters, especially applecucks

small brain:keep it
big brain: give it to argentina
cosmic brain: ship it off the coast of dover or northern direland to create a land bridge

This got a nigga trippin yo

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Just had a peng cum

a fellow smellster

he's onto us lads
time to close up shop
GO GO GO

For me it's fucking her in this position.

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whats your net worth lad

I mean I'm primarily PC but if I'm in bed, on holiday, in college, downstairs, or taking a shit I'll be posting on my 6s so idk where I stand on that

about 7 pound

>he doesnt get sex positions of the week emails from love honey

>6s
grim grim grim grim grim

any path of exile man in?

fuck off pass paki

might shit in a plastic bag and throw it out me car at the first paki i see

bit of a waste on you innit lad

>unironically paying to use Jow Forums
Also fuck off, Greenland belongs to Denmark yet is right next to Canada so so by that logic it is rightfully Canadian?

In what stocks do you invest

tbf in their culture poo is considered a valuable commodity so they would likely welcome it.

M8 I literally do not care about having the latest Iphone. I only ever upgrade when my phone breaks etc, which is pretty much every 2 years.

the 6s is probably as poweful as the latest iphone

Invest in gold
You literally can't lose money

Honestly having the latest phone for your self image rather than it's actual reliability as a device is the most moronic thing to care about

yes

>one in four children believe potatoes grow on trees
they do grow on trees though

Met a girl I on vacation and she said she loved me so I signed a new lease and had all my stuff shipped over and then I told her and she started crying cause she said she was planning on it just being a fling pmsl

cumbrained freak

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I'll tell you what country is rightfully British but isn't anymore

shit nigger

>planned obsolescence

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cocaine and wanking

haa ye ye

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how fast do trains go
if i were to jump in front of one would it definitely kill me instantly
if they're close to the station would it slow down enough that it wouldn't kill me, not looking to be permanently injured or vegetable

Cocaine is just a scummy thing to do desu
Like don't get me wrong I don't mind a drink or joint once every christmas or summer but cocaine is just dirty