The mastermind edition
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i didn't prepare a witty comment
That "islamic shithole of a city" was designated as European Capital of Culture in 2010. Mind your manners.
Atatürk was an Albanian? Lel, don't make me laugh bre.
Skopia = Voulgaria
The golden age of Macedonia was under his reign, now we are just stagnating
I can't control myself anymore /balk/... I will destroy it...,
ELLADA=LIMUNADA
I drink you for breakfast.
Istanbul = Tokyo of Europe
Provokatsia
He's waiting for you in Budapest.
I thought we were brothers but you betrayed me. Never trust a gayreek.
Now follow me. I don't want to destroy this place.
It's sad I get to enjoy a first world country he built while he has to stay in a third world country as a refugee
Don't worry, Macedonia is taking a nosedive back to third world status.
Heh, nothing personnel kid
*invades skopia*
*declares it Albanian land*
Wololo
*Skopia is now cursed with shqiptard and Jews*
>beli jeni
remember guys, no sex until marriage !
>Jews
who you gonna call
Mastermind of styrofoam architecture and national larping just to show the Greeks some middle finger cause they bruised his ego?
I wonder, does fucking your waifu pillow count for weebs?
You might know him ;)
buttsex is allowed tho
Imagine being a religious tard in 2019. Imagine adhering to stone age desert fairytales in 21st century and adjusting your life to accommodate to stone age lifestyle while we're in brink of colonizing Mars. God, I hope there will be no religitard brainlets in my colonial section of Mars, or I'll smash their heads with a rock before they hinder our progress like they did in Medieval ages.
Religious people will exist even in the space age.
Looks immediately plus 30 IQ in this pic
> Leaving behind you your barbaric tongue, speech, and customs
> That shall seem as myths to your descendants.
What did he mean by this?
Hope they'll cleanse them before they gain ground there. If not I'll form an armed group to hunt down religitards in Mars.
forgot the screenshot.
>colonizes Mars
>AdMech turns him into a servitor for TechHeresy.
I hope they cleanse brown subhumans.
>being grouped in the same group as vl*chs
very very rude
Lmao
>magyarbey out partying
What about black ppl
So will schizophrenics.
>tfw getting drunk on greena rakiq and munching kebabcheta
Who here /comfy/ bros
> You will never discard your language and identity and larp as the descendant of the Alexander the Great
Fuck man.
Yes
>greena rakiq
What? Green rakı?
Are you alone? Isn't it senseless to drink alone?
warm raki*
>warm
Why do greqna rakia and cold rakia taste good but room temp rakia is fucking shit and piss?
>Bulgarian women made over 5,300 abortions in just 3 months
>warm rakı tastes good
Do Bulgarians really?
There are other barbaric things, like hot red wine, to make you puke out your guts. I don't know why normies do it. Maybe that way the smell is stronger? Maybe it's a form of prevention?
We have this too, we call it Rakomelo, warmed up raki with honey mixed in
>hot red wine
Room temp wine is stronger for some reason
t. knower
Is it stronger than normal raki?
Ottoman first
Albanian second
Catholic third
Boyko is Rasha.
Stop sucking so much nigger dick.
>tfw you called boyko a faggot
>tfw you mocked him with waifu.png picture
u wot? what picutre?
No lmao
Turk raki has nothing to do with rakia
I've cut pork completely out of my life over the last two years and am proud to say i don't miss it at all. Disgusting meat, prone to parasites, terrible after taste. Recommend 11/10
fakbuk /Novini.bg/videos/510904383001792/
jipsi uosh mai kar
mashalah
Yeah, that's how I make it, spoonful of honey, some pepper corns and some cloves
Stop cringeposting.
mashalah
It's not raki, brainlet
Oh shit I forgot lmao. Rakija is made of plum right
based effendi
cringe on all accounts
Not necessarily, plum is the cheapest/shittiest.
You can make it from pretty much every fruit(and even some veggies), or wheat.
The best imo is peach/quince/grape and raspberry, tho the latest is quite rare
And Hot Rakia is kino as fuck, especially in winter
you can make it from a lot of things most common (and with most inferior taste at least for me) is grape rakia while the best ones imo are plum rakia and apricot rakia, you can make it from stuff like quince, cherry even wallnutt
>Hot Rakia
do you add honey?
would kill for a bulgarian zamezka pack right about now
taq slanina mqza che e napraena ot plastmasa e
taka pojaltqva kat prestoi malko
Greeks aren't brown
Stop sucking nigger cock you goddamn commie.
See
I drink medovina.
Ape, пoчнa ce пaк c пpикътквaнeтo нa yчитeлитe.
>Бoйкy жъ ни дигни зaплaтити!
Just watched this movie
It's basically /balk/: the movie
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intersno mi e zashto pishete greena kat e greqna
Shot some alfa, zubar
zabraih che polovinata tuka sa ekashti pedali ot shopluka
>10 chasa petak vecher
>shitpostva v /balk/
golema alfa
How many times do you guys fap per day?
For me it's 2, maxim 3
I can't push the limit no matter what I do
sled 2 4asa she e v nqkoq chalgoteka
How many diaspora niggers here?
how things change xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
>σε υποχρεώνουν να τους δώσεις ό,τι έχεις kαι δεν έχεις kοψοχρονιά
>"γιατί τα πουλάνε σε ξένους γουααααα"
Once in every 2 days
do bulgarians ever use the letters гь and кь? any word examples?
That's not a letter
ѓ and ќ in makke
West Bulgarian dialect sure is strange
that's not a letter, it's a sound
гьoзyм
кьoceв
чyждици кaт гьoтe, кьoлн
what is this? makes г and к softer?
cиньo, гьoл, кьoлн
>имaм eднa мeќтa
>ќeкaj мaлкo, нe бpзaj
>тpeбa дa бapaш бyc ќeтиpece и ќeтиpи дo ќaиp
>нaj-кopиcтaм ќapли ќaплин
>мнoгo бyгapи имa вo ќикaгo
>знaм eдeн виц зa ќк нopиc