You become the first president of this newly established country that is yet to be named

You become the first president of this newly established country that is yet to be named.

First thing you do?

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Kill all whites there

expel all non-whites

...

But there are none

cut paraná out

Build a latina harem
Send all promising young footballers to olympiakos free of charge

Ethnic cleansing.
Build wall.

Invade Uruguay

Wonder how the fuck I ended up there, then kill myself.

For me it's Joinville

Hey cool I have family in Ibiruba

Cut Paraná back to Brazil.
Those damn Gauchos will just ruin themselves with socialistic politics, again.

ask Uruguay to annex my country

name it Nouruguay

- The country's name is the Republic of Santa Catarina

- The official language is Brazilian Portuguese, followed by mandatory compulsory education in English and Spanish

- We deregulate the government, "the freer the market, the freer the people" mantra

- Institute a "Personal Agri-Enterprise Act" where individuals can compete on local and global levels with their agricultural businesses. We champion plantations of soybeans, bananas, coffee and sugar. As well as the incentivizing cattle ranches.
This act assumes that the average citizen will potentially register his or her estate as an agricultural business, subsidised according to its size and needs, relying heavily on its yearly yield and income report to continue being subsidised.

- Remove as much obstacle to private ownership as possible and prioritise registering native population under this act first, slowing down eventual monopolising of the market

- The borders remain semi porous to the south and hard on the north and northwest
- pour a considerable amount of money into easing up of doing business, especially technoparks, anything IT related and said agriculture. First order of business after government deregulation and the quarterly, probably successful result of equalizing public sector salaries, is state of the art irrigation infrastructure. A must, since the economy will rely on the new Act

- We orient our agricultural market towards the EU and China

- Selling state owned land for affordable prices or renting it under affordable terms with strict laws of renting. No being late on rent, there's more businesses of yours is failing. This is how we breed economic excellence

- Healthcare and Eduction are largely privatized, subsidised with stipends for excellent students, free medical coverage for those with low income and those above 65+ until the country gets on its feet

Masturbate over the ground to sement my presence

- Lobbying for NATO, so our military infrastructure takes up less of the national budget

- Revitalization of the shipping industry through institution of a new body called "Santa Catarina Maritime and Port board" where we ease the paperwork on ship registration, incentivise maritime education and generally ease up on port access for the sake of faster goods and services flow (even if we end up spreading cocaine around, as long as we get the money from miserable Europeans and North Americans)

Strategic points: state of the art irrigation system, and infrastructural overhaul in and out of country. Shipping industry revitalization

you put way too much effort into this

"Effort" doesn't correlate with "quantity of words said or written". That's why we have jobs like "politician" or "sociologist" nowadays

>no racial policy
kys

>We deregulate the government, "the freer the market, the freer the people" mantra
That’ll be 100 Million IMF bucks please :D :D

Ur mom LMAOOOOO

Deport all evangelicucks

Why are we left out? Were we at least asked if we wanted to join? The natural limit of such country would clearly be the River Plate, makes no sense without us.

>racial policy in a New World society
Alright, Eatebanito

The magic wand of the government can't address all problems equally. And of course you draw a credit initially. Proportionate to the papers and task on your desk

I'd offer you entry after this country starts resembling something. Then you'd have an accession period

>Healthcare privatized
okay sir that’ll be 1000 real for the ambulance and 60000 real for the emergency room treatment and medicine

>Education privatized
That would just make poor people less educated and permanently fuck up your lower class, like we did to blacks in the 1800s.

Alright, Bernie

Ownership has to equal to responsibility, and quality has to be above quantity. You can subsidise pupils to a certain level, students and pupils of certain classes, but state subsidised education is not a good idea in the long run

>State subsidized education is not a good idea in the long run
Why not? Can’t you impose quality education for the majority people? You can’t expect to have a productive and culturally relevant society when over half of your population lives in poor uneducated shitholes. That class divide is what makes third-world countries in Latin America third-world.

>immediately federate the country and invite Uruguay as the 4th province
>establish capital for the small federal government in a colonial town, give most powers to provinces
>official languages Portuguese and Spanish
>sign trade deals with latam countries, military alliance with Brazil and Argentina
>constitution is social democratic, assuring various rights to citizens and workers
>no aggressive wars allowed, military would be a people’s army with local militias and weapons stored in people’s homes
>friendly relations with USA, EU and China for muh development monies
>middle finger to IMF, NATO, Jews et. Al
>do not recognize Israel or establish diplomatic mission
>open borders for Spanish or Portuguese speakers

Based
Parana is north in denial

Only RS are gauchos

é sim

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>Invite Spanish-speaking culturally-separate Uruguay as a province
>Giving separate financial power to provinces
>Not creating a permanent national military after declaring independence from fucking Brazil

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What would be the capital?