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>Tyson Fury fighting another binman for $10m while claiming an imaginary title

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Stop stealing my gimmick

That clash cover of Pressure Drop is dogshit compared to the original

>beginner position (1-2 years exp.)
can just imagine toilberg giggling as he writes up this job ofer

bought 2k insta followers and suddenly regretting it

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china is grim

china is a mental place

did the man hit the other man
did the other man get hurt
did the other man fall down
did the man win money
oh marvelous, fascinating, INTRIGUING
tell me more

shut up nerd

Shekelstein Noseberg

might learn how to make cocktails

nah too tired, one of my fav DJs is playing tho :3

Genuinely think I'd be a Chad if I lived in America

that swedish bloke is 20-0 tbf, better than some of the stiff idiot wooden tops that anthony ‘le based big black man’ joshua fights

always a thing I thought I should do
not sure if the birds would appreciate it or not
after all, that's the end game

doubt

My gay friend tells cock tales sometimes.

Sucking my own bollocks

holy mother of cringe

if you think about it the moon is basically the night time version of the sun

how?

Does anyone here do something productive with their internet time or just sit in this thread all day every day?

nah

what's your favourite cocktail lad

bender

you've got your 'bergs, your 'steins
all i'm left wondering is where's your 'baums, your 'blatts

no it isn't
be quiet

Ahhh... It's a different kind of vibe entirely, but in general, aesthetically I'd agree with you.

My experience with American girls online lead me to believe my looks and the fact that I'm British would make me very popular over there

reckon they should bring these back lads they look proper smart

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I learn languages and read

You think I'm just going to sit there, see someone steal my gimmick I invented yesterday, and be cool with it?

Emma Watson is the perfect female.

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How to get benzos lads? Asking for a friend haha

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Ordered a kebab lads

it's been almost 10 years

is this you?

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peng

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pooing and weeing

darknet you berk

I'm related to a famous Jewish person with "blatt" in their name actually.

the swede man is still far better than half the people AJ thought whilst champ
this agenda against fury is nonsense

No, I'm fairly good looking

black demons task for slayer fuck sake

was a bit of a spastic growing up so when I was living in the US, being British didn't help things
If you're a spastic here you'll be a spastic there

I do game maker programming sometimes. Its tough with my heavy toil schedule though

looks a little small does it not

He's still a can. Least AJ fights people in the world top 15-30 for his easy ones. Tom Schwartz and Otto Wallin wouldn't be top 10 in the British heavyweight division alone, let alone credible opposition for the 'lineal title'.

Don't mess with psych meds. They can really fuck up your brain.

yes, how did you know?

shall be henceforth taking up the toilbaum torch

>it's simply a numbers game

so is the lottery

it is if you think about it

SMOB

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wow

Only boring people get bored

>20-0 is a can
oh fuck off AJ fanboy

meme

I don't actually know it's name but it was some vodka and lime one I had a while back.

one of those sex names

that just sounds like a voddy lime and soda lad

AJ has only beaten journeymen and old men

Home is where the heart is

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wish I could get in to runescape
mates are in to it and seem to love it but I could never get in to it

Ginger in it? If so Moscow Mule.

we just gonna forget he literally took on the hardest hitting heavy weight in the division as his come back fight? fury is based and by far has the highest ability, the only thing that lets him down is his self control

dare you to dox me

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oooh that's it, cheers lad

Listening to μ-Ziq

>Anthony "I'm so humble I still live with my mum in a council house" Joshua
>*Takes 30 minute to enter the ring as I walk past pyrotechnics lines across the stadium, walk up a ramp on to a raised platform which elevated infront of massive shining AJ letters which then explode with sparks and fire*

got a question for you lads actually ordering cocktails, do you have like a wrist strap or something
how do you stop them flopping and limping around like that

>Parker, Povetkin and even Takam is easier lineup than Otto Wallin and Tom Schwartz
Literally howling

they say home is where the heart is
so I guess I'm homeless

never heard of that
always thought of ginger ale being very peng so might have to try it

doxxed

SHAT UP BLAD

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Have never ordered cocktails at a pub because I doubt the bartender is gonna know what the fuck it is half the time. Seems like something you'd only do at a fancy bar.

he took the wilder fight that aj was running scared from
end of story

hoping are AJ knocks that tubby prick out this time

Don’t mind me posting the best Beatles song

Being a girl who’s proud of the fact she’s got a high body count is like being a dude who’s proud of the fact he’s ranked from Private 1 to Private 3 on Call of Duty.

AJ is a fraud

my favourite cocktail?
thanks for asking, it's kronenbourg on the rocks

reckon i'd still be utterly miserable even if i won that £143 million euromillions jackpot

Go look at Fury's opponents since Klitch. All 5 of them.
He's clearly a better boxer than AJ but fuck off with this notion that he's anything but a greedy fat gypsy. He should be ashamed of his record since he retired. That's no fighting man.

youtube.com/watch?v=ju_hkGlGgP4

youtu.be/mJag19WoAe0

when I worked in a pub we had a laminated booklet of cocktails and their ingredients/methods of preparation

it's like a guy bragging how fast his car is going when he's just driven off a cliff