/brit/

Just say "yeah I think so but I dont really use it here just take my number"

You don't have social anything.

"I'm a loser with no friends haha"

Nothing. They already know.

finna coom to some hot bondage ya yeet

spent the day in liverpool today and the city was far better than my expectations
highly underrated city and scousers are probably the most friendly people on this island

The head of my penis needs to be whacked vigorously by a comically sized cartoon acme mallet.

luckily you're such a creepy weirdo no one will talk to you so you don't have to worry about this situation ever occurring x

Might join the epic game store for the free games.

Dirty scouse hands typed this post.

"having worked for the government it's better that I maintain a minimal online presence"

how is gazza still alive

Business idea: Find a cash in hand job as a waiter in a diner in America using my soothing british accent to rake in the tip money

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Love Babyshambles me

"I deactivated it"

you dont need to just use one of those free game websites

i'm a brummie mate
mandatory disclaimer: not a paki btw

>The Merseyside Tourism Board deposited £0.05 in to your account

What an unfriendly post, typical of a non-scouser.

spice addict tried to fight me at the streetcar stop

depends on your definition of ''alive'' tbf
youtu.be/QRYhlT4ygqs

"Not on that Jew honeypot and never was. Get with the fucking program"

Liverpool is full of homeless druggies don't believe the hype

Vocaroo your accent.

The neutered Libertines.

youtu.be/jLYsIESNtUc

a scouser outside a pub did remark to me "too many homeless people about" but as a brummie it didn't seem that bad because there's far more here

my gf doesnt have a facebook

They were brilliant obviously I love them more for what they did to British music in the 2000s and there music is genuinely better. Proper rock n roll band

Probably can't post a status without being liked by ten lads she's fucked lad.

THE FUCKING GOAL
LITERALLY

nipping down the paki
anyone want anything

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Not really going to argue lad.

Bet she's got insta though hasn't she the bloody slag

youtube.com/watch?v=1BqCn_7aHJA

that you dont trust american jews with your private information, usually makes slags wet af desu

ok its not that soothing but im not a northerner so its alright

haha yeh

the goal gf
youtube.com/watch?v=2OanKPeN4-c

youtu.be/3KzK5d4jXKM

I know this is a cliche post, but the "Cornered the boy..." lyric is fucking massive.

got red alert music playing in mind again
contemplating a lobotomy to make it stop

Name a better music genre than post-punk
Pro tip: you can't

Also inb4 everyone on /brit/ turns out to have normie deano taste

quintessential zoomer then

having a punt

Classic metal from the 70s and 80s.

For me it's Tchaikovsky.

Personally it's new romantic music for me

cant help shake the feeling i share this board witha bunch of muff haired southerners who have never been north of notthingham

she is a bit but mostly not. thankfully.

I cant
youtube.com/watch?v=WxT6a0PavTo

Irish slag

i went to sheffield once. absolute shit-heap

Anyone watchig Darkman?

I'm a fan of British New Wave, but horses for courses.

I live in the Midlands but daddy is from Northumberland so I've got northern blood in me

Look at her beta orbiters
youtube.com/watch?v=V-4znZWcjH4

yeah, this is what you're doing on a friday night while other lads are out there drinking, doing drugs, shagging birds etc - you're trying to be cool, witty, edgy etc on some image board with random anonymous people

on the epic game store and holy shit Detroit become human is on there, I thought that was a Sony made game? Still not going to buy it *dab dab*

My friends them few, but the paigons so many.

York is the furthest norf I’ve ever been

it is innit, sing it in my head everytime I listen to it

Almost on par with that imo is the bit in this one, where he goes 'What a divvy what a fucking div...'
youtube.com/watch?v=nFU_bd7EdpE

>you're trying to be cool, witty, edgy
I'm being none of those things, thank you

the goal

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just caught phimosis from the pet cat lads

>this coomer is 27 years old

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It was free for ps+ members

I remember going to York, got off the train and walked to the city centre, and walked right through it without noticing.

Herefordshire (the most underrated county) is all I need

I mean you were close but Punk is ten times better than post-punk which seriously lacks substance and energy

literally only a problem if you're unattractive

are you unattractive user?

you beat me to it lmao

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The south has far too many counties, you're not that much bigger than up norf.

Are Sony now releasing their games on PC? I would love God of War and Horizon and the Ratchet and Clank games they look so peng.

is he like 5'6?
she's 5'0 tops iirc

Masturbated in public a few times im a die hard coomer

Visit Herefordshire, it’s basically Wales without the Welsh

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If /brit/ had a festival who would be the main acts lads?

The obvious ones:
>The Smiths
>The Libertines
>Snail Mail
but who else?

grim fucking implants

prefer dog fart to blacked myself.

Masturbated in class a few times.
Not to anything in particular.

niggas carrying a hankerchief in 2019

Moni

Genuinely thought you misspelt Hertfordshire lad

Dunno ask someone who works for Sony

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter...

Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose....(yep, sure are)

Lil Nas X
BILLIE eyelash
Post malone
Beyonce

looooooooool
state of porn people

Gonnae cook something good tomorrow lads

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Furthest north I've been in the UK is Inverness, and in the world, Helsinki

get in de lads

youtube.com/watch?v=yD0dBkA2e3o