The Finnish national hero.
The Finnish national hero
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The Finnish national hero is Serral
He's a sperg he pronounces Jonne as Jonnay when he's speaking English
>imagine going to a porn conventon
what would he make of his stardom on here?
could we get him on here for an ama or something?
does he have a twitter instagram....
he must have an xhamster account at least
He is easily the best known Finn online
Don't. He's too pure for this place.
Where are all these pictures taken from?
this
this will snowball and some of the retard frogposter loser thirdies of this place will make the guy kill himself out of shame
let him coom unaware and in peace, he's not harming anybody
Are there videos of him?
He should kill himself.
>Porno industry bows to Coomer
>In contact with all porn stars
>Possess psychic-like cooming abilities
>Controls his cock with an iron but fair fist
>Own subscriptions to every single porno site globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient Fininsh royal blood line
>Will attend the first porno conventions on Mars (BlackedMars will be be the first one)
>Own's 99% of the worlds porn stars autographs
>First Finnish designer babies will in all likelihood be Coomer babies
>Said to have over 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell a tale of a Nordic madman who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You and the Coomer are likely cooming at the same time right now
>The Coomer is in regular communication with Blacked empire and Kink.com
>Learned to coom fluently under a week
>Porn stars entrust their secret dirty stories with the Coomer
memes aside. we may find it cringy. but chances are he's comfortable in his skin and happier than all of us
this is the kind of picture he posts of himself online
I think he'll be fine
at least he's not clogging blue boards of unrelated topics with his horny mind and posts and keeping his horniness to himself
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what was he doing, Jow Forums?
Probably cooming to some VHS porn
Coomer works at target and lives in Wisconsin
>coombrain
>pure
His entire life mission is to COOM. He doesn't have any other priorities. Fucking based
it was morning so probably jacking off in the gym lockers or bathroom of his school. maybe with a friend
for me it's dead pornstar memorial shirts
>Wisconsin
Hahaha, cheeseheads on suicide watch.
Minnesota ALWAYS wins baby.
>maybe with a friend
Coomer never cooms with anyone else. He needs a total 110% concentration when he's cooming without anyone distracting him.
To be precise in Milwaukee and works at Target's warehouse
Jesus christ whatshername looks awful now.
He was about to board flight 93 but he chose to wait for flight 69
I masturbated with a friend once in 8th grade and I still remember and feel shame about it when I see him
Coombrain just descented that path and never looked back. He might even have helped his friend back then, it wasn't gay in his mind he was absolutely amazed to the body's reaction to ejaculation
Based coomer thanked Americans for their services
Hold on a fucking second. Porn is allowed on twitter?
Always was
In one of these places coomer works
Would you drink a coomer's chicken soup Jow Forums?
I live a few hours from there, if I visit would I acquire his coomer powers?
He works in a warehouse part so your chances to meet him will be miniscule
I sill dont get the coomer meme
imo she looks better now
Americans are so fuckin weird
can you at least grope those hoes or is it all look but don't touch?
if we can make coomodus famous enough
perhaps he'll be allowed to do one of those porn scenes with regular guys (who usually cant get it up)
lets make it happen I'd be happy for him
whats that film?
the libido ruined this guy
Sin City
he's like a boomer more than anything
It actually sounds fun if you go with friends for shits and giggles. haha
packers beat the bears and im sure he was happy as fuck about it, motherfucker. you guys won this time, but next time youre going doooowwwwnnnn
i live in chicago i can drive to his house in 3/4 hours, maybe i should contact him and we watch football and porn together
He sure wishes happy birthdays to a lot of porn stars.
That brock turner retweet, wow.
Idk cooming together with another guy sounds pretty gay
separate rooms! im sure he doesnt live in a studio apartment, what with his warehouse wage y'know
You’ve never noticed? Twitter has its own entire world of porn
Do you think he can convince Madison Ivy to do interracial?
Do all look like serial killers over there
Based finnish coomer
idk, seems pretty based to me. does whatever makes him happy in life and doesn't give a damn what others think about his life choices. his destiny is to be a coomer.
somebody said this guy is 27 yo
so it's true what they say about masturbation, huh
Trash tier meme
this guy is so nice and positive. i felt a lot better about everything after looking through his twitter
there's no way that's real
Who is he and why is he being spammed on Jow Forums?
He's not creepy just a normal night shift worker
why do you keep calling him Finnish?
Why do you guys keep saying he's Finnish?
holy cow, he is really good at reviewing porn
Who is she
holy based
>Jason m.
Where did him being finnish come from?
Mostly memed because it triggered some Finn
The coomer is the most retarded meme you guys invented.
Worse than soyjak and gigachad even
His name is Jason Markkanen. He's an American of Finnish descent.
lmao what the fuck, the person clearly spent time writing these fucking reviews aswell
>9 411 reviews
How is this possible?
That's 30 porn reviews a day for an entire year, or 3 reviews a day for 10 years. Even if it wasn't him someone's had to do this.
Who is this man? What kind of an awesome power does he have?
Confirmed inhuman
Wtf
Based coomer thanking the troops for their service
there are guys in finland that follow american football?
>imdb.com
Imagine angrily reviewing porn
>reviewed 7 today
fucking seven
it's just a reaction to nofappers
this is actually kino as fuck
the man is a connoisseur of filth
This fucking guy. I'm not even mad, I'm outright impressed.
i interpret it as an offshoot of nofap and sort of pointing out the absurd primal nature of just cooming all the time
And you know this is him how?
>there's more than one man like him
do you think that's possible?
I have a cousin that does this
does he have the same look in his eyes too
If I had a more motivation I could be reviewing hentai like that.
His last name is Markanen. Mostly of finnish descent. a bit of swedish as well.
*Markkanen
Apply yourself.
what the hell
>been doing it for free since 2001
based coomer
damn... talk about dedication
>member since 2001
>Used to review actual movies like There will be Blood
What happened to him?
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA
Still more than one review a day, every day, for almost 20 years.
Couple of hundred words per review, ~10,000 reviews, makes literally millions of words. That's the equivalent of several full-length novels. He's a prolific author in his own right.
Amazing. I'm still awestruck by this whole thing.