>Have sex or I will punch you!
How do you respond?
Have sex or I will punch you!
"quick, my girlfriend is not home yet"
bend over
get punched because no one will have sex with me
*unzip dick*
H-he’s fast!
rape her
Hey, that's my line!
Go ahead and unzip me then
"Do I look like a hedonist? Sex is for planting the seed of life in your wife's vagina and nothing else. We must fix the low German birth rates. Literally just fucking around makes no sense"
Grab her face and start to make out
Just take my dick please
I can have sex with you?
Dilate
[spoiler]with my penis[/spoiler]
Do what you must. I've already lost.
I could destroy that DYEL whore
...
*sigh*
unzips
Punch her first
I've got a good pain tolerance and you look like a shrimpy fuck anyway
get out of my sight
I would unironically beat this femcel to death if this happened.
Please let's have sex while you punch me
now, to use my REAL power
No. I only want a girl with Penis. Does she have one?
Yes
break her arm
Tell her if she punches me I'm going to beat the ever loving shit out of her.
Totally BASED.
I'll only ever have sex with my wife and with the goal of procreating.
go for the balls please
we don't negotiate with terrorists
I am having sex right now
>squeeze her tiddies through her padded sports bra
>whilst saying *A-honk-a-honk-a*
Will you pay for the medical bill?
>KYS WHORE SCUM I SPIT ON YOU AND YOUR KIND YOU FILTHY WHORE REEEEEEEEEEER
you have to marry me first
based