I suffer in Europe

>I suffer in Europe

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la placa el noce
la placa el fiesta bueno
el fiesta

rate my spanish

>excuse me sir its 4€ to sit here and that air your breathing will cost 2€/hr, also dont forget to pay 25% VAT on that.

Sure thing Xian.

Porquería

>Oh and don't forget the mandatory tipping because I don't want to pay decently my employees, thank you!

>oh exusse me i dont want to pay for the clean air greta suplied me
racist please stay out

>VAT
>charge you for water
>shit customer service
>small portions

Nah. Give me Applebees instead.

>Here's your coke for 3$
>Oops forgot taxes it's 3.57 now
>Oops you forgot the tip it's 5$ now
>Get shot
>Bruce Springsteen "Born in the USA" starts blaring.

you can suffer in Europe.

Some European countries are suicidal.

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>yes thats right my employees who have no skills or education .. you know, rather than give them the best tip of their life which would be the motivation to improve socioeconomically I'd rather just keep them locked into 15k€/yr at 50% marginal tax. Surely scrubbing dishes - a job soon to be taken by a robot - should pay highly enough to have kids and save for retirement

Forgot the 6 ice cubes so you have less of the drink you bought.

It doesn't matter. We get free refills Pierre.

>tip
>motivation to improve socioeconomically

LOL

>has never been to the US

lmao trying to arguing that service is better in fucking france??? dude. In the US they literally send an escort up to your hotel room to suck you off

>le tipping iz so bad!
yea and he makes triple your salary hahahaha

Actually forgot about that, my other points stands.

This.

La placa is cute, but we don't mix up c's and s's. Noce assuming you meant it like if were nocce in Italian is also cute and accurate. Noche and fiesta are feminine obviously.

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Never said that the service was better. But it feels more genuine. Fucking Stacy asking me again and again if everything is okay with a fake smile is kinda off-setting.

And I've been to the USA (even tho it was Detroit) and in Canada.

>noooo I cant possibly be responsible for myself! I'm a victim of the "system" nao pay mee moar!

stay in your shithole negro cage and keep paying out the nose for fagcron to rape you anally, you all seem to love living the poor life

>be responsible for my self
>relying on other people's spare change
>begging for the money my boss don't want to pay me by being falsely and overly polite

Meh, French people on Jow Forums mostly don't pay taxes.
The whole French system is based on the fact that, if you know the loopholes, you kinda deserve to avoid the taxes.

DER ALLEMANE

coming to you every summer seasion ;^)

*we make jokes about those people asell
atleast we aren b*ts

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I don't care whether the service is genuine or not. I just wang to get service.

>the point
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>You

as if their service is genuine lmao go to any cafe within 100 miles of paris and show me le francais service genuine

That's why i liked Canada. I didn't need to pay huge amounts when eating in a restaurant. I just didn't tip. AHAHAHA

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>tourist area

Yes.

I hate anglo fakeness.

You will get tired of that in 3 days.

why do German towns look so boring?