/brit/

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

yankgammon edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=p4RWZ9vzRT4
twitter.com/timmyuk?lang=eu
desuarchive.org/int/thread/111255713/
youtu.be/V-ZAESoPc_o?list=PL2zzeSu28M88sg2DqW-lu7gCH8KQOV-Lg&t=2632
youtube.com/watch?v=1ZVArXuN3Bs
desuarchive.org/int/thread/111257447/

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

cara

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

everyone is either a soiboi or an arsehole, usually both.

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

Hello, can someone in this thread please direct me to /cum/? Thanks in advance,
- Chaz

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

cum

bit vulgar

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

Solid guys

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

they call me the don on the council estate

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

gammon is a racist term, can't believe it's being used so blatantly here

Eli Williams
Eli Williams

shut the fuck up you brown skinned freak

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

remember when we found out he shagged a pig

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Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

solid guys
yeah they look pretty thick.

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

no i don't remember that

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

HE DID WOT TO A PIG?!?

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John Walker
John Walker

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Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

Kill em all bro lmao

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

wasn't there that black mirror episode where the pm shagged a pig
life imitates art really doesn't it

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

think the pig he supposedly shagged was dead though

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

i think the phrase is "art imitates life"

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

umm... NO

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

thumpthumpthumpthumpthump

THUMP THUMP THUMP

thumpthumpthumpthumpthump

THUMP THUMP THUMP

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

right I should sleep, off out next weekend so hopefully I pull then as tonight was a bit of a failure.
Night dickheads xx

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

gotta get up at 8am to go and do a test lads

Hunter Foster
Hunter Foster

slit your wrists

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

thumpthumpthumpthumpthump

THUMP THUMP THUMP

thumpthumpthumpthumpthump

THUMP THUMP THUMP

thumpthumpthumpthumpthump

THUMP THUMP THUMP

thumpthumpthumpthumpthump

THUMP THUMP THUMP

Easton Young
Easton Young

going to bed without washing my face tonight

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Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

So... user, you seem to know a lot about british culture. How come?

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Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

don't know why people being freaks freaks me out so much, trannies, furries etc. really get under my skin, can't wrap my head around them.

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

thats a bloke right

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

no way lad, the internet ruined your brain

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

Donald Trump looks better laid back tbf

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Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

listen you fuckers you screwheads
youtu.be/Hn-u5WK-x_0

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

because that's the normal reaction, i'm pretty sure /leftypol/ SJWs feel the same way but have to keep up the 'woke' charade

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

They're ideology might be cringe but I dont doubt they are good guys

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

Just watched an Air Crash Investigation episode where the air traffic controller who oversaw the accident was murdered for it even though it wasn't really his fault
very sad

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

hairline and hands

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

need me a gf

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Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

want those costumes set on fire

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

ill huff puff blow the place down

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

I'm cooming

Brody James
Brody James

i don't see it

John Evans
John Evans

been rewatching naruto over the past few weeks, part 1 is still great, even the filler's usually pretty good but i'm 50 eps into shippuden and it's a bit underwhelming

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

Honestly I prefer older women btw
Yes I am Charlie

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

Why do zoomers like watching other people play videogames?

Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

nah id defo fuck them too

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

*napalms you*

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

I don't surf

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

sounds like you're just hoping its a tranny

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

it's good if they're funny but there's one i watch sometimes who just streams dark souls speedruns for like 7 hours a fucking day and he gets over a thousand views, don't get it

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez

im watching a recording of other people playing vidya right now

Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

yankgammon

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Zachary Anderson
Zachary Anderson

epic gamer moments

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Asher Perry
Asher Perry

And if for any reason they come back to our country, we will go wherever they are and use power the likes of which the United States has never used before. And I'm not even talking about nuclear power. They will never have seen anything like what will happen to them.

what did he mean lads?

Jeremiah Foster
Jeremiah Foster

I look at this guy and i can just tell he isnt a good guy
He doesn't respect himself so no one is going to respect him

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

alri zoomers what flavour juul you smoking rn?

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

What do you get out of it? It is legit me being an out man and out of it but the zoomer in work said he likes it because he gets to experience a game without playing it. Absolutely fucking mental imo.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

beer and pizza unironically makes life worth living
not being some unfunny soyboy joke but genuinely something I can actually enjoy

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

what did who mean?

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

it's just a prop for someone to be funny, that's it for me.

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

making fun of a lad with down syndrome
bit harsh lads

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

pizza
Carbs
beer
LOTS of carbs
That shit gives you nat geo tittes

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

I can get that, you just like the persons personality.

Evan Price
Evan Price

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Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

dont really have any mates so i just have it on in the background like old people listening to the radio

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

Does he legitimately have downs syndrome?
If so I feel bad

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

Trump said that at the Pentagon the other day

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

were it a just world I'd be shacking up with my seventeen year old niece
what the FUCK did the writers mean by this?

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Levi Martin
Levi Martin

i reckon he's talking about neoneocolonizing guatemala and turning it into the world's first prison state

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

can you shut up you freak I'd decimate you in a fight no ifs ands or buts you'd be the fucking crack in the pavement what broke your mothers back

Easton Jones
Easton Jones

probably whatever turned chelsea manning into a trannsexual

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

I'm hoping rods from god type shit

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

its like trying to understand why tim does specific things not really worth bothering de lad

Ayden Gutierrez
Ayden Gutierrez

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Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

just look at him lad, he would be the unluckiest bloke on the planet if he didn't lmao

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

This post says alot about you then it does about me

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

god men behaving badly without harry enfield is utter shit

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

this post says a lot about society

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

not it isnt
be quiet

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

consequences will never be the same

Oliver James
Oliver James

I reckon we should meme Tim as the next POTUS

Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

alot
god men
not it isnt
sort yourselves out

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

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Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

based we should manifest destiny all of central america, turn the interior into a prison state and keep the beaches pristine and safe for american tourists like a new hawaii

Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

tony is such a shit character compared to dermot it's just not appealing any longer

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

Penises are nice

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

the distinct odor of a virgin wafts through the thread
you know who you are

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

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Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

I fucking HATE nico so much holy shit i flip out when I hear her stupid cunt voice would've choked that german son-fucking whore out were she not already dead

Cooper Miller
Cooper Miller

whoever smelt it dealt it

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

Shut the fuck up lewis

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

whoever denied it supplied it :::::::::::)))))))))))

Brayden Jenkins
Brayden Jenkins

our true enemy has yet to reveal himself

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

tony is the exact sort of character brits complain about in american sitcoms if you defend post-s1 men behaving badly you're a yank

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

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Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

The ideal gf

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Christian Perez
Christian Perez

I don't really think of Trump
I go weeks at a time without once thinking of who our president is
I vaguely still think George W. is our president

Adrian Perry
Adrian Perry

tony blair is still the british pm everyone else is just temping

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

This is most of America tbqh

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

brits canadians and aussies are lucky because they don't have jews in their countries

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

brits canadians and aussies are lucky because they don't have americans in their countries

Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

advertisements are essentially rape

William Sanders
William Sanders

They do though

Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

China is peng

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Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

how are presbyterian men so masculine and sexy?

Samuel Gray
Samuel Gray

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Nathan Anderson
Nathan Anderson

fuck me does all of england look like that

Asher Green
Asher Green

name my band /brit/

James Diaz
James Diaz

so did anyone get laid tonight
dead ass question not putzing around

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

hasids are the fucking worst
wish they would all fuck off
shame, is there anywhere free of this menace

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

yeah its the same 4 lads everywhere

David Barnes
David Barnes

Remote African countries I guess
Jews are in north and south America, Europe, Asia, the middle east

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

NEUmann!

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

i am literally /pol/: the person

Colton Martinez
Colton Martinez

I want to fuck a jewish girl
got stood up by one in the spring and it's just been on my mind a lot since then
she was short as fuck too 5'2" was looking forward to it loadsssssssss

James Wright
James Wright

is there anywhere free of this menace
Germany and Poland did a pretty good job of getting rid of theirs

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

jewish girls are all so slutty lmao, my uni was full of them

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

do brits drink buttered rum

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

what a great banal statement have anything else utterly boring to report?

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

that you're obviously ugly as shit if you haven't fucked a jewess

Matthew White
Matthew White

vocaroo.com/i/s0qJ1QcOVt3W

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

yeah but you can't do that nowadays without people crying 'genocide' and 'evil'
PC gone mad innit

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

Who let them out the ashtray?

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

can just sense the quavering insecurity in this post

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

what the fuck was the deal with that cotton-eye joe song?
is there something I just don't really understand about popular dance music?
remember hearing it at a planetarium

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

my favourite alt-right youtuber got banned about a year ago and i'm still seething

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

The ADL quite literally compiled a hit list of people they wanted to ban off of YouTube and YouTube complied

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

youtube.com/watch?v=p4RWZ9vzRT4

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

jesus's seed and feed
satan's suck and fuck

David Barnes
David Barnes

look at their little hats lmao

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

who was it? i used to listen to styxhexenhammer a lot, haven't in a while, if you want to kill him alt right

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

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Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

peng
fon

John Foster
John Foster

the end of an era
must be like what the elves leaving the grey havens for the undying lands felt like lads

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Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

porridge pals
might've been 2 years ago, time goes so fast

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

what ha[e[med to tim

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

sectioned is the common theory

Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

twitter.com/timmyuk?lang=eu

Anyone else getting an error message in fucking Basque?

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

Oh god tim's twitter has been deleted what the fuck

I am genuinely sad, where is he

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

Still don't believe tim did anything wrong

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

made some cheese on toast but didnt toast the toast enough so the toast is a big soggy like bread

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

it's kafkaesque it is
they just disappear you one day for no reason at all

James Morgan
James Morgan

as the italians say
c'est la vie

William Martinez
William Martinez

limewire had blister in the sun as a sex pistols song

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

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Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

Do I have to show them my ice cream loicence?

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

drinking away my original sin

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

Yes there are different licences for different kinds of ice cream
If you want blue bell you will need a blue bell license
If you want haagendaz you need the haagendaz license
If you want ben and Jerry you need the ben and Jerry license etc etc

Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

ppl are conspiring against us

desuarchive.org/int/thread/111255713/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/111255713/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/111255713/

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

moby best hope he doesn't encounter me in a unpopulated area like a back alley for his own good

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

The plan seems to be working desuarchive.org/int/thread/111255713/

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

imagine being a woman and getting shagged, fucking state of that creature

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

There is a very cute girl named Suzanne at my work that I would like to ask on a date
The only problem is she has a boyfriend who's in Pittsburgh

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Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

is getting fucked as a woman losing in a way
like were it a game would that be losing conditions where as for a man it's fucking?
like it's easy as shit yea so they're dodging cocks so like what's going on?

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

absolutely boggles my mind that pittsburgh is in the same state as me
don't believe it exists sounds wacky as fuck

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

When I say Pittsburgh I'm referring to Pittsburgh Kansas not Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

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Blake Martin
Blake Martin

Is there a motorway nearby that you can go play on?

Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

long distance relationships are a meme and anyone who fell for them is a retard

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

ok charlie
yes I would obviously assume it's some fucking shit hovel in cornsfuck Kansas rather than somewhat important city in Pennsylvania
yes we all get that
we all get the context of your sad shit life don't have to explain any of that context? yea

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

having a go

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

A man has only himself to blame when he leaves his woman and expects her to stay loyal
If he didnt want another man to fuck her he shouldn't have gone to Pittsburgh
This post says alot about you than it does about me

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

hey were any of you guys in that thread on Jow Forums yesterday made by the polish guy asking why germany is so culturally irrelevant today compared to japan?
that question seemed to make peoples blood boil for some reason

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

dating agent scully in my brain

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Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

I look like a shoegaze musician

Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

A man has only himself to blame when he leaves his woman and expects her to stay loyal
good post

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

I think I will keep talking to Suzanne
She is very cute to look at and my penis gets hard when I look at her
Maybe i will ask her out one day

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Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

how much taller than you is she?

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

she wants a man from North Platte, Nebraska

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

oh yea I didn't mean New York City, New York
no I meant New York City Montana

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

She is actually shorter than me
Shes 30 but she is still very cute
Very nice chebs and ass
She also sports a pony tail which is qt
I introduced myself to her a few weeks back and we talked all through the shift that night
She is a nice girl and very good looking imo

Mason Davis
Mason Davis

this fuckin guy is gonna be our president probably

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Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

i eat hot dogs for every meal

William Perez
William Perez

When I was a kid I thought joe Biden was black like obama

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

digging a latrine

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

That's not Madam President Warren though

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

is this what bangs around in the zoomer brain
is this your childhood memories?
that's so pathetic

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

Suzanne also wears Jean shorts that show off her very cute gams

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Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

When I was a kid
joe Biden
Underage go.
Not a chance.

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

I'm 21

Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

Exactly. If you weren't old enough to remember the OJ Simpson trial you're an underage faggot.

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

Old man

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

*blocks your path*

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Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

Simpson
like Homer Simpson from that cartoon on Fox?

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

autismo

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

I would very much like to have sex with Suzanne
When I see her at work I often fantasize about pulling her pony tail while fuck her in the ass
I know these are bad thoughts but I cant help my feelings of pure lust for her
I've not felt this way about a woman in a long time

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Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

Biden is the only chance the dems have to win
trump would DISMANTLE any of the other goobers if they ran

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

did a cheeky early new
//boards.4channel.org/mu/thread/90114577#p90114577
//boards.4channel.org/mu/thread/90114577#p90114577
//boards.4channel.org/mu/thread/90114577#p90114577

James Moore
James Moore

I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANY MORE

Liam Stewart
Liam Stewart

unironically believe the opposite

there's a reason Trump has focused almost no energy on Biden, he knows he's benign

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

trans men are men
trans women are men

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

Biden is the only chance the dems have to win
The dems really don't have a chance to win tbqh. Trump is a shoe in at this point. I hope Beto keeps spouting off about gun confiscation, keep swinging the votes rightward.

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

sounds like a good discussion for /pol/ or /cum/ :)
fuck off

Justin Young
Justin Young

If Suzanne's bf really cared about her then he wouldn't have moved to Pittsburgh to go to go to college
He would have gone to KU or JCCC so he could be close to her

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Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

then you're an utter idiot and didn't learn anything from the last election

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

have you got a loicense for that <- don't see how that's funny

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

it's really not even worth pretending /brit/ is /brit/ at this hour, give it a couple more hours and you can try and impress the brits like the good little lapdog you are
in the meantime the adults are having a conversation

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

Fuck innies. Big long beef flaps are the ideal vagina

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

I come here to get away from amerishit discussion so fuck off

Eli Williams
Eli Williams

FOY

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

going to be balls deep in 5 hours and the ol' 'nis is impatient because it's been 72 hours since the last release

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

The Cadillac stood by the house
And the Yanks they were within

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

Want to do things to her with my willer.

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Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

have been saving my spunk for the weekends

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

Suzanne has very cute green eyes
She loves animals and volunteers at an animal shelter
She has a degree in biology so shes smart too
Cute and smart, very rare combo

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Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

doesn't believe Trump will win re-election
"didn't learn anything from the last election"
Irony.

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

woman age like mil-

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Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

you've some funny reading comprehension when did I say Trump wouldn't?
I said simply that Biden is the only one with a chance of beating him, the rest of the dems don't at all

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

shut the fuck up

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

Biden has no chance. Only way dems win is if they increase voter turnout and Biden's not going to inspire that

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

oh shut the fuck up virgin
waaaah waaah no one is talking about british stuff or nonsense or tits or something! you sure as fuck aren't
you're not talking about shit
just getting upset over nothing like the little worm you are

Gavin Barnes
Gavin Barnes

shut the fuck up

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

I agree with you that Biden has the biggest chance of all democrats. He still won't win though.

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

if dems right now dropped all other candidates and committed to Biden 100% they would
but after these primaries where everyone is taking shots at him? fat chance yea
everyone else though is a joke candidate which is my initial point

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

I'm with her

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Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

youtu.be/V-ZAESoPc_o?list=PL2zzeSu28M88sg2DqW-lu7gCH8KQOV-Lg&t=2632

The rest of the plane with most of the passengers still in it soars upwards

far out

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

youtube.com/watch?v=1ZVArXuN3Bs

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

not a real candidate
pocahontas is a joke

Caleb Reyes
Caleb Reyes

I can tell Suzanne likes me too
After I introduced myself she came into the trailer I was working in just so we could talk
She knows I'm not going to run away to Pittsburgh just so I can chase some bullshit liberal arts degree like her current bf is
I'm going to ask her on a date the next time I see her

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Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams

how to give yourself aviophobia: the show

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

Is /brit/'s house nigger in?

Henry White
Henry White

yus massa

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

Used to watch it all the time after school, thought I'd scare myself but I'm alright

Just found out heaps of episodes are on the ol 'Tube

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

i think the new star wars films are good
except the last jedi

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

More or less agree with your opinion

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

i just realised that "the last jedi" is probably a reference to the last samurai since jedis are basically samurai

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

I picture it like this
Me and Suzanne go to see a movie and after the movie is over we get back in the car and she sucks my dick
As shes sucking my dick she forgets all about her bf who left her to go to pitt state and get some shitty degree

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Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

best candidate is unironically hilary

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

didn't see any of them
didn't see the point

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

HHNNNNGG!!

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Hudson Walker
Hudson Walker

alright calm down with the ranting there mr yank

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

the last jedi on rotten tomatoes
91% critic score
44% audience score
makes you think

Zachary Sanchez
Zachary Sanchez

Yeah, it make me think about poo.

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

Why are black comedians funnier than white comedians?

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

Years of love have been forgotten
In the hatred of a minute

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

My penis literally gets hard when I look at Suzanne
When I was talking to her I could not control my dick
It kept getting hard the more we talked
A woman has not made me feel this way since the beginning of high school

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Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

because they can get away with being politically incorrect

Elijah Hernandez
Elijah Hernandez

they're louder and more expressive
it's basically black face

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

i bet daisy ridley is into scat, the dirty bitch

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

Is this strange Suzanne yank a new yank or is it autismoyank on a tirade?

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Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

Fetch my slippers.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Historically the commercial capital of Canada, Montreal was surpassed in population and in economic strength by Toronto in the 1970s.[25]
pre-sovereignty movement montreal was so peng
fuck sake lads
need it back

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Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

Night lads

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Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

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Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

SHAWTY GOT DEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

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Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

Suzanne is an actual female co worker of mine who I introduced myself to a few weeks back
I had not introduced myself to a girl for seven years before I mustered the courage to speak to her

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

square jawed females
INCREDIBLY based

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David James
David James

there haven't been any good films since the 90s

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

what is “Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice”

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

What is a razor blade?

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

exchanging money for goods and services? that's kinda cringe bro

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

my ex was square jawed as fuck
looked like that polish blockhead pic

John Price
John Price

my ex

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Juan Evans
Juan Evans

have had several
you wouldn't understand
virgin

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

just cranked one out to prime charlotte stokely
holy fuck

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

The best film of all time came out in 2011

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Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

have had several

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Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

bet jessica chastain has a tasty fanny

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

was actually thinking I could go for eating a cunt right now
the taste of them actually appeals to me rn
pretty drunk never quite found that TOO appealing

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

don't understand why some pornstars don't do creampies
i can understand not wanting to do anal, but creampies? do they think that makes them less of a whore?

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

the cure is ok but people that like the cure are shit

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Evan Ward
Evan Ward

porn rots your brain lad

Owen Robinson
Owen Robinson

i like ginger girls but could never breed with one because i don't want my kids to turn out to be soulless cunts

Landon Anderson
Landon Anderson

hate cumshots honestly. don't understand the appeal. cumming inside pussy is so much better. or failing that, at least down the throat

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

yeah i know but i'm addicted to it, the jews have got me in their grip
one day i will overcome it inshallah

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

have this weird thing where while I'm blonde and have blue eyes traditionally my family (paternal line) was mostly dark haired
so that means to return my family to that shade I'd let myself do some naughty actions like marry an Arab Christian girl or a Greek even hehe

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

if you're going to watch the erotic jew at least don't watch porn with blokes in it, solo females or lesbians only

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

internal ejaculation should be the default
only that weird guy does it
forget his name, he's got his own site with his wife or something and has one site for teens and one for others?
has a waxed asshole too

Leo Young
Leo Young

find that boring
and i like the idea of a wayward girl letting herself get fucked by strangers for a living and destroying her reputation in the process

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

sounds like you needed more good Christian morals in your upbringing

Cooper Sullivan
Cooper Sullivan

People from christian families are the kinkiest of the lot

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

so i can feel guilty about it but do it anyway? already the case m8

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

would murder for a salt & vinegar bag of chips right now
was glancing at a bag in the grocery store and thought nah I'd just order fries with my pizza tonight anyway
didn't got jalapeno poppers instead

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

yeah but it can't be healthy to rewire your brain to get aroused at watching other men fuck girls you find attractive

Luke Reyes
Luke Reyes

phwoarr going to woolies shortly and you've just added to my shopping list

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

jalapeno poppers are great but a bit expensive for the quantity
place I got them as a kid had these thick fucking ones but maybe I'm misremembering from when I was small

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

also could go for a ciggie but don't smoke alone nor have a pack as I'm a social smoker

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

depends on how you define attractive
i would never fuck a pornstar, not even one who had only done solo stuff, because i consider selling one's dignity to be unattractive

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

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