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the protagonist of bioshock is a 4-year-old man

sounds like something chris morris would've written

A New Zealand man brought an emotional support clown to a meeting where he knew he’d be fired. The clown blew up balloons and folded them into a series of animals throughout the meeting, then mimed crying when the man was handed a pink slip.

also sounds like something chris morris wrote

Just did a COOOOOM lads.

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bad lad

where's bruce with my bag of salt & vinegar chips
really just craving them need a bit of vinegar might pour some in my mouth

A man chooses...a slave obeys.

watching townsends

kek the daily mail Australia already claiming it was one of us and not a kiwi

they're for me, not you

had sex right after waking up today but couldn't coom

saw he just visited the lower swedish cabin outside of philadelphia
think he should build a period stone house rather than a cabin bit more interesting construction methods IMO

Australia is New Zealand’s emotional support clown

new zealand is our 7th state
it even says so in our constitution

>it even says so in our constitution
really?

literally

aye
it's about the only thing i know about our constitution

Good morning lads

hello

australian hours declared

new zealand is basically australia in every conceivable way
don't know why they don't just make it official

*gets my didgeridoo out*

just grabbin a domestic flight to auckland lads shall be leaving the passport

feel the same way about canada and mexico lad

only when they stop calling thongs "jandals" and eskies "chilly bins" will i accept them as equals

thoughts?

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what do canada and mexico have in common?

*blows it for you*

that hippo must have drank a lot of water for his piss to be that clear

Have you been there lad? It does feel very much like you're around Australians but they've got little quirks and differences that are bigger than say a New South Welshman and a Queenslander

isn't it still pretty far though?
south pacific must be crazy for traveling you're so far from anything

we should manifest destiny them and make them part of the US

real man here
mad men is excellent, best acting on tv when it was on

what on earth would compel you to want to incorporate mexico into the US?

did you britlads pull an all nighter?

the joke is we're actually two different countries despite what our constitution says mate mate I would indeed need to bring my passport

aye and i've been to tasmania too and might i say that tasmanians are freaks and are much more different than the kiwis

fair enough, never been to Tasmania me, but have heard many strange things

does parts of tasmania start to have normal human (white people) climate eventually? it's so far south

weird fucking question but yes Tasmania is foresty and cold

mexican girls innit

they have a fast food chain which is just baked potatoes
yeah but it doesn't really snow or anything except in the mountains

>they have a fast food chain which is just baked potatoes
this sounds lush ngl

it's really not that weird of a question you sun addled freak

wow the ban is finally gone
what have i missed since the shooting

ah yes aztec dwarfs
how appealing (not)

been a snooping burglar seen around my neighborhood
have this vicious fire poker
if he tries to get in he's getting a face full of it could easily cave his skull in
hope the nigger does honestly

It's weird because you can't ask a simple question about climate without mentioning race

It's ogre lads. Cameroon has spoken.

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t. gets his information from Jow Forums
mexican girls are pretty fit, the hot ones are legit 10/10 regularly

pulled a sicky on toilberg
it's saturday ffs, leave me alone

because australia isn't meant for white people
a quick look at skin cancer rates can tell you that

imagine caving in someone's skull with a bit of wrought iron
that would be so satisfying just hearing that crunch

Had another good night sleep again lads

isn't this the guy that fucked a pig's mouf?

t. is retarded
hot ones are extremely rare

no way to talk about your father

it's called praties tbf
didn't go there because i thought it was weird

Where’s your work ethic? You’re never going to get ahead without showing your initiative

me too mate, two days in a row

>Where’s your work ethic?
>French flag

xD

>80% battery (1:01 hours reaming)

Macbook Pro on its way out de lads, five years old tho. What should I get next? Another or....?

tell me more about weird Tasmanian antics

I'm glad to hear that, but for me it was another bad night of sleep

calm down toilberg no need to give inspirational speeches on /brit/ save it for the office

>Cant stop wanking to Sienna West

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Thinkpad

the french killed the Huguenots because they were the only ones who actually wanted to work
rest of them wanted to smoke and watch truffaut films

they don't have air conditioners in their hotels, only heaters

get me out of this crappy hellhole country come and rescue me to the u.k.

did a full a week already
did my part and he asked for more
not today

mental

got an air and mine is the same age and beginning to have battery issues
definitely not get a mac again these things are utter shit
only benefit to this thing is that I can download stuff without any sort of precautions or concerns and not get a virus

*swiftly scribbles “lacks flexibility” on my clipboard*

grass is always greener ehy timmy

Did you know that I'm descended from Huguenot cowards who fled France when they were getting killed?

stupid american, you're all fat because you're lazy and stupid

I thought it was boring af desu senpai

most of tasmania is fairly comfy though tbf, there are little villages everywhere and it's almost like england

You've gotta wonder what living there full time is like
Your own little world

that was what I was thinking

The good looking ones are about the same price though (I don't want a five year old t-series Jow Forums machine)

isn't it pretty inbred, or am i thinking of somewhere else?

>Huguenots
always wondered how this is pronounced

aye

most old stock americans have huguenot ancestry

chicken and pasta with carbonara for breaky i reckon

/vr/ is, due to its nature, the only board that is completely free of zoomer cancer.

>Englishmen
>Muh Heritage
English mutt lmao