You have 10 seconds to act as Dutch as possible

DUDE WEED LMAO

>ziedende ondermensen

junge

*violently coughes*

>Spill my pint
>Entire country floods

yes please fuck my girl :)
also i'm tall

Lets smoke weed and fags.

Why yes, I do love bbc, how did you know?

Ik ben een hollender und ik zucke veele dicks

*doesn't tip*

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gay sex

DUDEWEED

Eek ök tii dii ööp deek

*shows blacked subscribtion*

kankermoffen weer op het strand
altijd weer kuilen graven
*graaft dijk en kanalen*

godamnit, my mother wants me to pick her up at the airport and now i have to drive for 2 whole hours!!!

fucking brits, stop pissing in the canal

You still owe me 5 cents

>Hitler dood, wat nou?

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G E K O L O N I S E E R D

KANKER

JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA

WEEEEEDDDDDDD

stop calling us holland you stupid germans, holland is just one region of the netherlands you idiots.
*throws wooden shoe at the nearest german*

Allah Akbar

>babbles in monkey english

its monkey german.

Poor Theo Van Gogh. He died for your sins.

Moer meer feer groot nook yuuj derp derp clog nigger

more like stoner trying to speak English

vocaroo.com/i/s0fJFdQdxWRw

heyy wil je met mij kijken hoe een zwarte stier mijn meisje neukt

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Rens, jij hebt al een draad

*speaks in English*
Sounds like: hurdy gurdy op durdy durdy gehop!

i like my bicycle

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>hello, I'm a tall bald guy, I have an inferiority complex towards french BVLLS and I love weed haha

stop bullying them

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But we like/need attention!

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GOZER WIET

Ho ho wee wee, je suis petit et j'aimer fesses ho ho ho

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Godverdomme, waar is mn fietssleutel.

based

MAX VERSTAPPEN MAX VERSTAPPEN MAX VERSTAPPEN MAX VERSTAPPEN!!!

fuck r***ssia

>I'm a Moroccan

You're more dutch than me

hahahaha

Hello I’m 6ft5, I love waffles, weed, and cycling to college every morning

get me out of here

You want to leave Russia?

I want and can't. Invite me

While it's always been my dream to adopt a Russian, I still need about 3-4 years to get my own house to do so.

Should I put you on a list or something? To contact you when it's accomplished.

kut

*drowns*

It's pretty gay, but I like that. But by the time you finish building your house I'll be dead. Do you want it? No? Then go now to the embassy.

Why yes, I am subscribed to Studio Massa. How could you tell?

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WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL WEED LOL

Haat moffen
Haat Mocro's
Haat Turken
Haat touristen
Haat Polen

Hou van voetbal
Hou van Willem
Hou van kleine smalle biertjes
Simpel als

drust mij england, ik been absolute nit a savage moffen, wej netherlanders zin a drollige kleene volkje who is ijmmer freundelig do zeine neighbors
>sails up the Thames, sinks your navi and plunders everything
that stuff is great. you should try it

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>that stuff is great. you should try it
I prefer bread with pic related

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*clears throat*
Why yes I am a dutch poet

Ever considered suicide?

I swear to god I want to beat this faggot up so badly for humiliating our country.

youtube.com/watch?v=drFsXLChrWc
this

Kanker

Sorry, i can't, i don't use drugs.

lekker

>I am very Dütch hé?
>I have a good idee!
>Cancer typhus cunt!

nounou lekker drukgkgkqs doen hoor helemaal prima :)

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