/brit/

Blacks on social media are genuinely incredibly racist, but they get aided and abetted by self-hating white liberals

DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!!

let's go kangaroo hunting

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youtube.com/watch?v=cCNtSTG3lRc
to the aussie who said hansen, check this kino

used to watch x-files and MadTV after coming home

thoughts on telling someone who's struggling that pressure creates diamonds?

>When my dad got convicted of (online) noncery
Grimmest post I've seen in yonks

ahaha

yesterday morning we managed to have an edition with 0 yank posts before 150, was pretty cool

someone said something about plane crashing?
one of my biggest kino regrets, not seeing this on the big screen
youtube.com/watch?v=nGHP4uGImX4
masterful scene

kangaroo meat is very good for you as it turns out
a bit tough but yummy

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>plain crash

like mine with sprinkles and a 99 2bh

that poster is always on about it

*THWUMP*

AHHH MY KNOB!!!

no?

>we
get real friends

just watched this vid yesterday before I realised heaps of air crash investigation eps were on youtube aha
yeah amazing scene

I got a bit of kanga mate
can buy you a burger

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once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
under the shade of a coolibah tree

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It's alright I'm over it now

Sorry won't post about it again

imagine punching a 90 year old man and NOT killing him

Go on, give it another whack!

*THWUMP*

HOOOOO AAAAHHH MY FUCKING JEB END!

got plenty of mates lad, that came across a bit projection-y wasn't trying to rile you up aha

>being born after 1990

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no need to hunt roos just go driving on a country road

loved that movie 2bh. really raised denzel's standing for me personally, whereas I felt before he was always just playing the same annoying OTT character from Training Day in everything

you are going to be 30 soon
you will no longer be allowed to consider yourself young

boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing

aha all good brother

sang this at work once got a round of applause

there are people born in 2005 that are willingly not virgins

SIR DO YOU NEED YOUR DIAPERS CHANGED? CAN YOU HEAR ME?

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I know

Literally me

there are people born in 2018 who aren't virgins. let that sink in...

no worries hope you have a good weekend mate

the royal wee

would rather not, ta

>people born in 2005
>I know
>Literally me

Girls maybe
Not lads

Me on the right

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just wanna go back to 1993 and die in the womb

>black box say i love you Trevor
kills me everytime

you never see a female pilot

born in '94 but a shame as the '90s looked like a cosy as fuck time to spend your 20's in

seems like a shit job to be fair

I want to smell Emma Watson’s pink anus.

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You never see an old man eating a twix

See all the worlds greatest airports
Blowies from the flight attendants
Fly like a bird

You never see a raccoon with a top hat and cane dancing to showtunes.

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denzel's the man
that negroe is a top actor, no two ways about it

they blow business class passengers not the pilots

Nu-male, boomer or incel?

I'll go with boomer thanks

May I please have some breakfast please
tank you x

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Just had mine
Orange juice and coffee

i have
heard hear voice over the intercom thing and immediately wanted to get off the plane
was on edge the whole flight

i don't like juice
too much sugar

made some toast then realised i was out of marmite

horrible morning so far

*gives you 12 karelian pies and a freshly-brewed mug of coffee*

business idea: deliverpoo

imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

You should go to Sainsbury's and buy some Marmite

Having a coffee in bed

Then eggs, bacon and toast, followed by gym :)

should i do a poo then wank or wank then poo

follow your heart

If anyone needs sectioning it is the author of these reviews

what's marmite? Is it vegimate?
that's really nice
tank you

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owning a porn company must be like printing your own money

don't have one (metaphorically)

>not wanking while you poo

today is my 22nd birthday. still a virgin lmao

if yer hankerin' for a wankerin' and due for a poo, make do with a poo and keep the wank in the bank

its their imitation

it's like vegemite but has a smoother, honey like texture. taste is the same though.

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

mad how /britfeel/ actually talks shit about /brit/ lol

The taste is immeasurably better you unpatriotic piece of shit

happy birthday mate. doing anything fun?

Have you considered just having sex? (Happy birthday btw)

it doesn't get any better

my mum never had sex until she was 30
reckon it's because she was into witchcraft

haha i lost my virginity when i was 21

see ya later loser

youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0&feature=youtu.be&t=19

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going out for a few drinks with mates
desu not really which is why i am where i am
didn't think it would
good on you son

come over then haha
just kidding
unless...
nah haha just joking
but you know...

cup of tea and a banana for me

not a proper breakfast you runt

ice baby

breakfast is unnecessary

getting pissed on cheap wine alone in my room