Why do they?

Why do they?

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What's the difference?

More water is better because poop doesn't smell as bad when it is completely submerged in water than when it is in the open air.

So the Euro toilet has more danger of smelly poops being outside the water.

I'd rather take the risk of having a faint wiff of poop if I miss the mark than have toilet water splash to my butt cheeks at every opportunity.

it actually would splash less because its a lower fall

I don't think that is worse. Also, if a turd gets stuck to the side you may have to clean it because it will streak and smear.

That's what the toilet brush is for, private Ramirez.

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why do germans do this

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Ameributts will thouch the water because they're so fat.

i believe they think its normal
like the amerishart that thought everyone shits liquid after consuming dairy products

So? Cleaning poop smears isn't better than getting some water on your butt cheek.

And it is Lt. Ramirez to you, you little Finnish bottom.

Squeezing out a massive, lengthy turd into an American toilet must be great. Watching it slowly submerge into the water before dropping without a splash. Fuck i want American toilet now

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They like to inspect their poop to see if they are lacking fibers and stuff.

Poop inspection

how would you be able to watch it while it came out of your own ass?

yeah but sometimes the shit gets stuck on the platform it's fucking gross

My toilet isn't like either of those.

Not for Germans I guess

What, you don't stand up in a squatting position and inspect your turds as they drop? Are you even human?

Did you guys know there are people who stand up to wipe?

that's just a meme

W-wait isnt it normal everywhere

Are foreign toilets even dual flush yet?

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>having a toilet
i just rent a prossie and glue my anus lips direct to her mouth and plug her up

What the fuck. Do germans really?

Mate, it's mainly there to make sure the shit doesn't splash. Poop inspections are just a neat side-effect, and occasionally checking your poop is a great way to spot diseases.

of testings

Where the big penis goes

in your butt

This

This has been here for like a trillion years.

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Based Slovenian toilet enthusiast.

im not flexible enough to put my head between my legs while squating

it's time to go home, Hans

no splash! no splashing sounds!

I used to stand up to wipe. I wanted to make sure all the shit was gone. now I use baby wipes and don't have to worry about excess poo.

>take 2 - 3 sheets of toilet paper
>place them at the bottom of the toilet
>shit and flush
>profit?

>ewwww noooooo I don't wanna use the toilet brush to remove the gross poopoo that's icky!!!
Grow the fuck up