Stop saying he's Finnish. Jason is Wisconsinite born and bred

What the hell is "Wisconsinite".

So fucking what retard?
Nobody on Earth is really from Waukesha, Wisconsin save from native Americans perhaps. Everyone in North America is from somewhere else. This man for example has obvious Finnish roots.

Sure, you faggots distance yourself away from Americans all the time unless they accomplish something. In which case, of course, they're german-american, swedish-american, lebanese-american or whatever. Jason is a proud Wisconsinite and all American hero.

Jason Markkanen may be American but he's extremely proud of his Finnish heritage

He's a notorious finnish coomer

>Jason Lauri Markkanen Working To Lead Bulls

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His eyebrows disappeared?

Jason is pure Finnish-American-Coomerian

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actually he's finnish american
his dad was finnish from Tampere and his mother was a fenno swede from Aland
his name is Jason Markkanen or something like that, I dont know how to spell finnish names

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shut the fuck up cuck, He is a Finn

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Der Coomer...

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Stop culturally appropriating our national heroes.

youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

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this. the coomer is an American

Americans are not white
The coomer is white
Finns are white
The coomer is Finnish

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Finland... are you suggesting we go to war? Coomer is American and I'll be damned if some drunk Finn takes claim of him

Come and get it.
We've been preparing for a Soviet Union level enemy since 1944.

The coomer is a Finn!

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>that giant fucking harm
is he high test?

Yes. He is one of us after all

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Someone redpill me on this guy? I've tried research by myself but i'm not finding much.

Obsessed porn watcher from Wisconsin, picture was taken at the blacked Raw convention.

on our way. bombings will not cease until commer is recognized as an American by your government.

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Finnish missile defense system will protect us. We can not be conquered. The coomer is ours.

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He looks like he dances hakken on weekends

He reviews a dozen porn flicks every day that's a bit more than just obsessed

That's because of his strong AMERICAN work ethic.

Most of his free time is dedicated to cooming and coom related hobbies.

>Finnish missile defense system
>Finnish
hahahaha, you think your third world defense system can match the superior American air force? like the commer, America is the greatest.

Any proof the imdb account is his?

PROTESTANT FINNIC work ethic*

USA please explain
imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

No one else on the planet could coom that much

Like I said, we've been preparing for a war with the Soviet Union for decades. We are ready for anything. There is no way we would lose. Every Finnish male is a trained killer.

This guy has a more fulfilling life than anyone ITT

>Drea, an Adult filmmaker whose work I have never enjoyed, delivered a real clunker in this feature made at the outset of the VHS era in porn. It tries to be a spy comedy in the vein of those innumerable 007 spoofs, but is very poorly made.
Is he the next Armond White?

>"Every Finnish male is a trained killer"
>kill thousands of finns with an unmanned aircraft
hehe, looks like all that training has gone to waste.

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youtube.com/watch?v=DKqfedkp_tM

OH NO NO NO NO

These guys could anally rape any American excluding coomer because of Finnish descent

Can't get past our defense systems. We are ready.

And? Those guys would literally kill 100 americans in a war. Tom of Finland fought in the Winter War and killed many Russians.

are finnish people really like this?

Don't even try, frog. Even Finnish faggots are more masculine than French bisexuals(no straight French exist).

you underestimate the amount of power that big daddy USA has over Europe. we can destroy your country without stepping foot on it. Coomer is an American patriot.

being huge faggots isn't exclusive to combat abilities

Our arab bulls would turn you finn faggots into a pulp, watch your language

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You have no power here. Are you seriously implying that other Europeans would allow to use their lands against us ? No, you are alone against us. And you will have to kill all of us in order to win. An impossible task. The coomer is a proud Finn.

Jason has finnish blood, as well as irish, english, swedish, french, german, polish, ukrainian, russian and albanian blood. But his heart and soul are 100% american.

100% Finnish blood. At least 50% Finnish blood. Our coomer.

100% american soul

Nope, 100% FINNISH SOUL.

My hands are tied. Finnish are strong and resilient people who will not back down. their commitment to keeping the acknowledgement of coomer being Finnish is unmatched. it is why both Finland and Portugal must suffer a nuclear annihilate for the importance not coomer American recognition. May God grant them the gift of heaven

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God bless.

I imagine myself in Helsinki, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop f*Nn dogs from advancing. We mow down f*Nn dogs but they keep coming. I coom on f*Nn dogs but I run out of coom so I draw my dildo and begin slaughtering f*Nns, since f*Nns are way more psychically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get splooged, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then splooged again and again. f*Nns were cooming on me from a distance like a cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see JASON MARKKANEN (Head of American Coomer Forces) smiles at me, I smile back... Then I woke up, in AMERICA, at the porn convention. My COOMER brethren gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

As I said, we've been preparing for the Soviet Union. You think nukes would defeat us ? Hahahahahah. There is no defeating us . It will be an eternal stalemate, unless you start sending real people here, then you will lose.

>proceeds to unleash 5000 nukes towards Finland
goodbye old friend, I hope in your final moments you realize that you fucked up

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56% Finnish

5000 nukes will destroy the entire world, fool. The coomer would die a Finn.

Finnish-americans are just American at this point, so much time has passed either way. Who is this guy btw?

>5000 nukes will destroy the entire world, fool
doesn't matter, we'll use our entire arsenal of nuclear weapons. No country can claim such an important piece of American treasure as their own without consequences.

And so it ends with the coomer remaining a FINN

>when you COOM too hard

Profilic coomer. Can coom 10-20 times in a day.

But he doesn't even know he's Finnish (if he is). He considers himself an average midwest working joe.

Commer dies in America as an American. such a patriotic death for a patriotic man who loves his country... The United States of America.

He has been on a heritage tour to Tampere
he visited every sex shop in the city

He knows he's a Finn and he's very proud of it

If a Finn is in america and dies there does that make him american? No, of course not. He remains a Finn and dies a Finn.

if someone is born in America, he is an American. doesn't matter where his ancestors originally came from, he was born and bred here in the good old US of A!

Finns are different
youtube.com/watch?v=CVepHvTxb2k

That finish area of wisconsin is home to about 2000 people in total.

Why would some finish coombrain go to america for a porn convention

He's mixed but still Finnish
his superhuman cooming abilities come from his Finnish side

Why are americans suddenly trying to steal the coomer? Yesterday we all agreed he is a finn named Lauri Juuhanen

No, we didn't. Many finns were deathly opposed to him being memed finnish, while other caught the wave and went full imam mode preaching is irrefutable finnishness.

Maybe in your head. He was and is finnish and we all know that