Post the most BURGERPUNK pic/gif/webm you have

post the most BURGERPUNK pic/gif/webm you have
not memes, it has to be actual reality

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youtube.com/watch?v=eGqRpFbhtCI
reddit.com/r/GifRecipes/comments/d0739b/comment/ez76zqg
youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0&t
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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can that even stop rifle rounds?

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what the fuck

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These things aren't even meant to be eaten it's so stupid. You order it once to take a picture and post on social media and be like 'oh geez guys what have I gotten myself into this time, gosh aren't EXPERIENCES like this are the best #livingmybestlife'.

so even worse, wasting food

these seem really useless

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no, and even if they did, the lack of rigidity means the kinetic energy would fuck you up anyway

They’re for tornados, dumb fuck. Holy shit.

Their kids will either be beautiful or hideous, no in between

Yes exactly that. Though there are plenty of fatties who would down that thing, most people purchasing it are women and soibois who take a bite of it while getting their picture taken.

This is how people (in American cities generally) pretend like their lives have meaning. 'Sure I have to live 20 miles from a ghetto with higher crime rates than some third world countries, but I get to EXPERIENCE this great food culture! Look at this abomination that I'm eating!'

no american threat is complete without cucks

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>They’re for tornados, dumb fuck. Holy shit.

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>be american
>get shot by tornados

Needs way more cheese.

Is that supposed to make it sound better

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Do people really not have a feel for time?
Unless you go to bed and stay inside a place without sunlight for a while you have no excuse

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of course they are

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No

Haha how? Just don’t pay them.

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even american silencers have their tip cut

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You know the best part about this? It's generally the non-profit, state-owned and funded hospitals that fucking destroy people with bankruptcy.

kek that's a funny joke

At a certain point it seemed good but it just kept going and going

>They’re for tornados, dumb fuck. Holy shit.
liar fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=eGqRpFbhtCI

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Is this burgerpunk?

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This must be a crime.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>shit my pants at work on accident
does she generally shit her pants deliberately?

As always
There's worse stuff I'll post more later.

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I hate these faggots so much. Wasting food should be a crime.

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shit looked 10/10 before they fried it
fucking animals

What's wrong with this one? It's just a turkey.

That's not so bad though. Just deep-fried turkey.

pretty much
does someone have the wrestling inside a walmart?

nah that's burgercore

That's literally how my family makes them for Thanksgiving

what the fuck

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Old School burgerpunk

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How about my second entry?

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Americans would eat a skunk's arsehole as long as it's fried

fuck americans

that's vintage burger

wat

>as teenagers 'cannot tell the time'
No, they're removing the clocks because they know school kids are smartasses who want to leave as soon as the clock strikes the end of the period.

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i love manual cars because retards can't steal them

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Yeah, cause the for-profit hospitals don't let them in the door, idiot.

Comfy.

Pinnacle of american cuisine coming through

reddit.com/r/GifRecipes/comments/d0739b/comment/ez76zqg

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3 mins and well-done meat?

>Gun accessory has the word "sinister" in its name
>Gun ownership is a totally benign hobby guys we just shoot at targets for fun!
Americans are a fucking menace.

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Not sure if this has been posted yet but here's some outstanding burgerpunk

youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0&t

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Why did she post a pic of her face? Was it necessary?

it's not a gun accessory you leaffrican american dumbfriend

It is to women

What is it then?

Dios mio...

i really want to see some pics of it now

God not this reddit creation

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that's nice actually

stop bullying Americans, they are good Catholics

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>clamp on exhaust tip

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You're supposed to be our best alley, wtf are you doing?

That's what this faggot deserves for scaring the cat.

Honestly, that's fine. I'd eat that drunk.

What's the point of cooking chicken woth all those spices when you're just going to slather it in "pizza" and barbeque sauce? Why the in the fuck are you adding mayo and lemon juice to sour cream?

Ah... America Classic
>bodega

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motherfucker looks like Sartre if he was born 50 years later and in Bumfuck, Ohio

It said AR-15 so I assumed it was like a muzzle suppressor or something.

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I'm only two of those and I show affection to friends forcefully

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He's your master, not your friend. Know your place, pig.

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t. ahmed

Start reading more than the first 4 words of the biggest text please

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>bodega
It's the Buffalo Bodega Gaming complex

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I'm not one of those niggers who worships cars, nor am I a gun-toting savage, so I assumed that exhaust tip was a firearm component, because that's what it looks like.

I'll have you know I'm Israeli. Behave yourself, mutt. You exist to spill blood for your master, nothing more. Never think of yourself as anything more than that.

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