/brit/

reminder to surround yourself with positive energy, positive people and positive messages

the modern world has a tendency to do a right number on your chakras if you don't pay attention

Welsh-Australians run Australia

How do you deal with the spunk stained bed linen?

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haven't had a wet dream in years desu
hoping for one soon tho

Not only did he stalk his housemate
Not only did he record her with hidden cameras
Not only did he get convicted
Not only did he have a restraining order
Not only did he have a psychotic breakdown and steal her name and become trans in an attempt to BECOME her
But he also believes that men are tripping over themselves for him

Look where you’re posting at mate...

had 1 welsh pm as far as i know (gillard)
had one born in chile too, odd one

back to plebbit with you

back to world of warcraft with you

reckon that's illegal

surround yourself with copes

is that game good?

also threatened me twice

The virgin Welshman
The Herefordshire Chad

remember having a wet dream where i just wanked in my dream
probably the most disappointing wet dream possible

australia's leader during ww1 spoke fluent welsh

never understood how peoplc can get addicted to gambling, it's one thing being dumb enough to get addicted to drugs but at least you have physical dependcy as an excuse

:O

hate the celtic fringe
ugly languages
ugly "cities"
ugly people
ugly politics

sounds like a riot, need a friend like that

my life is so boring and everyone I know is so ordinary

most of my wet dreams don't even involve sex haha they just happen

moni if you pay for my travel, ill come. eurostar and then the train to manchester. deal?

Had a mate in first year at uni who turned out to be hiding cameras in toilets. Bet he posts on here lol

Reminder that the National Lottery is just an idiot tax

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it's alri, not one for anime noncery usually but it wasn't too bad
never played the second though
had no idea
hughes was a twat anyway

this will be my second post of the day
dya like dogs? i rate dogs
pogba? na
but dogs

It is important to surround yourself with people you aspire to be like in some way. Had to learn the hard way that keeping those beloved "bad friends" around will keep you down until you write them off and move on with your life.

don't remember what I was dreaming about this morning before waking up but just remembered at one point in it I was walking around toil in a long leather coat under the impression it would impress the birds there

even in my dreams I am cringe incarnate :(

Only time I felt I felt sorry for moni was when he went onto that /brit/feel podcast and got bullied mercilessly by some 80iq northerner, if you can't defend yourself against a literal trog then what hope do you have

Very few drugs actually induce non-negligible physical dependence. It's a meme for the most part except for a select few substances and you still need to take those for over a decade.

they're more insidious than that

remember spending a whole summer trying to learn how to lucid dream with the sole purpose of shagging loads of girls from my school in my dreams
never amounted to anything unfortunately :l

>it's alri, not one for anime noncery usually but it wasn't too bad
>never played the second though
actually i don't care so i'm not gonna read this

Lads I just pickled some garlic last night and it turned doopin' BLUE
absolutely doopin' mental

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why yes i do take life advice from /brit/

It was his own fault. People will obviously use the coleslaw as a weapon against you so just don't tell people

one must imagine Sisyphus happy

what the fuck did you pickle it in

The addictive property of heroin is not chemical, it's the release from pain and worry. Nicotine is more chemically addicting.

fucking hell brad pitt is still looking so good. its mental

dont fuck with the light and dark

feel like you were lining that up with the expectation that i'd put more effort in

Just some good old fashioned vinegar lad

Having shagged girls from school really makes school reunions awkward tbqh.

there are so many things about moni to remember, i forgot the coleslaw completely

i don't care mate stop replying to me

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alri albert

mental how you post this and i fill in the gaps myself
i imagined a fat bloke in a hat
i imagined him saying that
got a good laugh out of it
ideally one day we'll just do one-word posts describing concepts and we can all make our own humour

the more one wanks, the stronger the absurd grows

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albert capoo

Tim, his arms wide

what you see vs what she sees

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would you shag your mum for a packet of walkers BBQ crisps?

proof you can be a lifelong active alcoholic and still be Jow Forums af

don't see how it's nsfw

no

At Tenagra

also it's really unfair to post jav without the source

>At the end of the day you'll still just be a pain bloke in a dress

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Had a dream last night where I was receiving a deepthroat and an oral rimming and even a gooch and ball sucking and it felt so fucking real de lads, prostate was lit spazzing out when I awoke, bring me back... good times had by all, even the girl in the dream was loving it (she was fucking fit)

Begun to grimace in public when I see ugly people

what drives one to post nsfw content on a blue board? vermines

326eva-006 bruh

arigatou m8

PAKI I SAID PAKI

someone jay this

Just woke up

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Link lol?

he's not on the booze anymore last i heard but you're right. he's fit and handsome and has such charism

le mythe de syphilis

Zeus fucking buried Ribena, let's be honest.

GWAR playing at Glasgow Garage in December lads

Fuck off I said it was a dream

think it was the christmas edition of brit radio on youtube

you lads excited for that film adaptation of the trial? I know cameron's had his weak moments but i'm excited

more like COOMru

HOW DID T' COLESLAW GET IN YER MOUTH??

real irl chuckle

how

kafkas trial? link? there's already a good adaptation

they're making another the trial film?
who is cameron?

I've had two wet dreams about shagging my Mum even though she's a total cold hearted bitch who I don't find attractive at all. Why is this happening to me?

you mean the orson welles one?
haven't seen that yet

Been reading the castle come to speak of it lads

It’s fucking boring, is the trial this boring?