/brit/

i love watching the beta males in /brit/ get triggered desu

Eddie is legit fedpol

>I’m literally in a mental ward you spastic

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No I think you're a bit pathetic and weak (mentally)

The most important thing in fashion is to coordinate with your crew.

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You seem mad that I’ve had sex mate?
Almost as easy as britpol, I wanted to bully britfeel but their filters are so fucking autistic

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What's Kingston upon Hull like?

>You seem mad that I’ve had sex mate?

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It's a together for London ad, shillposters in Jow Forums photoshopped it out of desperacy. Proof that everything they hold against us, especially all the stuff you see in the absolute state of Britain video is all bullshit

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still can barely breathe me
really fucked my weekend up

I've been out of the loop for a week, is Tim safe?

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mind your own fucking business coward

Bought some King Edward cigars this morning and they are fucking trash. Sticking to Punch's

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The future looks so promising.

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normies are literally npcs

>Well... I am still undiagnosed.

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Mate I lived in my car for a year, I’m the most mentally strong mentalist ever okay
>seething
Cigars are for LARPing incels m8

These last few threads have been absolutely fucking gash

>Well... I am still undiagnosed

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>normies are literally npcs

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>Mate I lived in my car for a year, I’m the most mentally strong mentalist ever okay

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what did the otter say when he pointed at the wrong person?

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>I’m the most mentally strong mentalist ever okay

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come to Jokkmokk and I'll fight you u big bully

Looks like I’ve done a total number on you lol

eddie is based

proves how insecure and easily triggered a lot of you are.

I don't know

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>Cigars are for LARPing incels m8
Your opinion is wrong

Eddie is just doing his job

>Looks like I’ve done a total number on you lol

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"not you, the otter one!"

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he's in the nuthouse lad

>Looks like I’ve done a total number on you lol

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Based Eddie

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Rate the poem
How do I make it better?

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Lol

It’s a fact mate, I bet you’re a right scrawny cunt with soft hands thinking you’re some grizzled nam vet for sticking a long brown cylinder in your mouth
Bellend

Yeah that's the last thing I heard but do we know why and for how long?

lol

>It’s a fact mate, I bet you’re a right scrawny cunt with soft hands thinking you’re some grizzled nam vet for sticking a long brown cylinder in your mouth
>Bellend

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The size of the chip on this cunts shoulder lmao
Imagine writing this down and giving it to a publisher. Creasing

for me, it is Wales

Wrong

Stinks of virgin in ere

Lmaoooooooooo
You really did do a number on him

Skinny jeans and those low suede Chelsea boots is such a criminally bad look lmao

My charm offensive is stalling t b h

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Lol

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I've got chicken biryani for dinner but I'm craving a hoagie
got a bit sick off the biryani as I had two massive helpings of it on thursday night

everyone sing along!
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Don't care for this new trip, he can fuck off

A 45 year old yoga instructor wants to meet up

Don't care

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Virgineous series of messages. Women can smell the desperation lad

>Oi cunt I wanna see them nipples now okay?!

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why don't foreigners enjoy and take pride in their jobs?

No arguments? Looks like I win Why? Because I make you feel insecure?

Don't care for any trips, filter em all the bunch of gays

female?

>reheating two day old rice
RIP

tell you what would be great banter lads, in the next general election we should all vote labour. none of us really support them because we hate black and minority ethnic groups . we'd be doing it for a laugh .

No because you're literally a carbon copy of another namefag. Same replies, same posts same everything you're fucking boring.

you don't live there coward
what's your real location?

Carbon copy of who

this is eddie's thread. we're all just posting in it

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i've done that thousands of times and nothing has happened to me

actually made the biryani on tuesday home slice
heats up fine
stays fine because it's got loads of spices and stuff in it

ah yes, another dashing cele/brit/y to make this general even better than what it was before

I miss Desklad

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She’s a munter m8, I just like to abuse her. Seethe more tho

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Lol

>No arguments?
What's the point? But fine. No I don't larp as some war vet in a bar by smoking cigars. I only smoke cigars at the end of a night out or when having a chill night in with my mates. I don't pretend to be some leatherbound book reader when I smoke them but I genuinely prefer the different tastes to the cigars as opposed to pikey cigarettes

been masturbating a lot to asians recently
dunno if I'd date one though always think white men with asian girls is pathetic

Hey guys I'm the zany new namefag give me attention I have 0 friends

I do live here you nerd
you live in hull and wear glasses don't you

Every day I see my neighbour's bees flying around my garden stealing the pollen or nectar from my flowers. Then the bees go back to my neighbour and create honey. My neighbour then harvests the honey and sells it at the farmers market for profit. I have never received so much as a jar of honey as compensation and every day my neighbour's bees trespass and steal my flowers. I was stung once when I was a child, so I know how dangerous bees can be.

The way I see it, this is equivalent to a persons dog coming into my garden to steal balls or tools then giving it back to his owner who then sells it for profit.

Do I have legal ground to sue? What type of things should I begin documenting in order to prepare for a legal battle? What would be a fair settlement amount if my neighbour doesn't want to take this to court?

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How about you come down wakefield and say that again, I'll crush your wind pipe with my size 12 dickies you virgin nonce.

>The earliest archived illustration of the character can be traced back to one of Jow Forums's generals, brit/pol/ on December 11th, 2017.[7] The drawing showed a trip-poster with the name "Eddie."

100% would

Ok sweetie don't care x

Fair enough mate, sounds like when I get the Indian lass to send nudes on snapchat. Not interested in her, just enjoy the power. I can at least respect that

Post girlband rankings:

The Saturdays > Girls Aloud > Pussycat Dolls > Sugababes > atomic kitten > powergap > Spice Girls > Little Mix

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battyboy

Switchblade symphony > everyone else