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how do you pronounce slough

An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening...
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.

“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.

The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this fucking badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever the fuck I want, have I made myself clear?!”

I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my work. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.

I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,

“Your badge, show him your fucking badge!”

all single linkers should be shot
no wonder they shipped your ancestors off

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Oh Jeremy Corbyn!

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Nah you're making us laugh with your pathetic larping, but keep deluding yourself some more why not

ban vapes, but keep cigs legal

the only thing on the ropes will be your neck in a couple of hours swinging from the ceiling of your padded cell

The only thing that’s been on the ropes was your mother when I fucked her last night you little bitch

Yorkshire

I'M GONNA

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For /brit/ here's a digest.
Eddie is a nonce victim that kept larping as a squaddie.
He got nonced by his uncle.
He abuses drugs and goes on tirades saying how he'll kill himself if he finds himself backed in to a corner.
His daughter got taken away by social because he smashed his flat up in a sperg rage.

You can keep him running in circles each thread by literally saying anything and he'll just parrot "you mad" because he can't come up with anything else because he's a 1 GCSE idiot.

SURGE

slaow

Drinking green chartreuse mixed with lucozade orange. How did it come to this?

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I always arrange fights, nobody ever turns up
Two instant replies for such little effort
Lmfao seething
Still seething I bullied you off pol lol

You can't convince a general of 50 people to ignore them tho. Even if 1 person replies to them the entire idea fails.

i live in florida but i miss scarborough

leftypol:

>I went to uni to get qualified to help my country more, I also believe in the redistribution of wealth and social healthcare for all, I have plenty and so I agree on a tax increase despite it meaning I would pay more. We need more equality in this country. I also volunteer at the soup kitchen and on an agricultural collective on weekends

Rorke:

>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOMMEH DOMMEH!!!!

Eddie reeks of lower class if you know what I mean, little council house junkie

>He got nonced by his uncle.
Eduardo and 190 inextricably linked

reckon doug brainmogs eddie
got the chinky intellect

alright lads I'm bored of toying with this cunt now let's stop replying to it and let it die

Even if I was mad, at least my daughter isn't going to be some drugged out coke whore when she's older lol.

you lived in your car eating corned beef for like a year? sucking limes? why

based
i'm on board

would quite like a black cat
they've got a certain charm to them

rorke’s weapon of choice

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Because I could? And you envy me for it

Your eyes see but my shadow
My heart is overflowing
There's so much you could come to know
You're content not knowing
Tenderly
You could see
My soul

Never replied to a trip cunt in my life I haven’t boys

Rorke soiling his Next jeans

has diego shown his ugly mug since his disappearance yesterday?

you from Scarborough? like it me
cold and grim but comfy

there's really no point to

i leave for just a few hours and look at the fucking state

der juden bride
a sight

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I’m the queen bee of /brit/ mawma

*sashays away*

Eh, the buildings gave off that sort of theme but whatever

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Rorke looking for a new GAP hoodie on eBay

evening shlomo, how's it foing?

Imagine being a bright young thing in interwar England.

Et in Arcadia ego.

youtu.be/wo7y37H82mE

corr

sucking on a golf ball

a mosquito just bite me ffs im going to heem the cunt when i find it

Been grafting the indian snapchat girl again. Went down the rabbit hole. Too far to go back now. Nudes are approx 15 minutes away

Shagging a spider

>94 results found
actually pathetic

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Rorke blaming the smell of his soiled jeans on immigrants

he really is /ourguy/

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>WAAAAH EDDIES BULLYING ME AND I CANT HOLD MY OWN SO IM
JUST GONNA PRETEND HES NOT REAL
LMFAO
Cringe

can you come up with some original one liners please shlomo
it's all getting a bit drab and tiresome now

sashay on

imagine how loud it is there

fuck niggers

yeah and he's still at it with his other shite gimmick
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Who /lastnightoftheproms/ here?

It's the Sabbath. Shlomo is probably not on the internet

Actually this is my first time interacting with you, I saw your conversations with the others and it's just so obvious you're larping. And you must be doing this for (you)s, so here's my last one

Gay as fuck

shlomo is a non-practising jew but he still shills for the agenda

Fuck off Cringe
Why are you so mad that I’ve bullied you so hard that you’re now running away?
This

Racism doesn't exist
What year do you think this is? 2004? Lmao

just sent rorke running for the hills

lads

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this thread is embarrassing... can’t we stir things up a little?

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this mentally ill tripcunt is probably the worst piece of shit I've seen in /brit/ and that's saying something
can we ignore him so he fucks off now please

is he genuinely autistic
jesus wept

Rorke, being sent away from work to go and find a ‘long-stand’

tree surgeon

screaming

sagb

why does rorke hate jews when dommy is a huge fan?

just saw the french lad in the squat rack with his tattered fugazi shirt humming along to waiting room

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bladee is a literal angel

needs some work shlomo

anyone remember the cuckio meme

youtube.com/watch?v=hGRqnNEOpe0

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So... any bent lads in? London here

I’m done bullying you for now, lights out and gonna watch some breaking bad and text some pussy.
Night incels see ya tomorrow

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oohhhhh dommy dommy

yeah that's me lad. love fugazi me

dommy wubenstein

yes shlomo, rorke knows that tommy is a zionist plant
can you tell us something we don't know

Rorke fancying the cute black boy in class

nobody here likes you, and that's coming from a yank

see how easy it was

been at peak discomfort all day now ffs