I'm at a bar, what do?

I'm at a bar, what do?

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what do people do in bars?

shag the redhead slut in front of her bf

Do a remake of 1 guy 1 glass scene

Stab someone

>going to a bar by yourself
*cringes*

find a milf and say hi

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order gin with grapefruit juice

Socialise, can you believe it?
That would cause public disturbance

Its awkward if you make it so
I have no need to talk to mommys

After this beer. Its a weihenstephaner so takes some time

>I have no need to talk to mommys
you think you are going to find young girls at a bar like this?

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again with the eye-opener, it's incredible.

okay, don't drink too fast

you want to have a good time

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I have no idea what you are talking about Mario so fuck off already.

she has
>dyed hair to make her look more european
>eye-opening make up to look more european
>skin-whitening make up to look more european

i'm starting to think you yellow fever faggots don't actually like chinks, you only like chinks with a shitton of make up who try their best to look european and without the make up you'd be disturbed by them.

best way to pick up girls

get drunk and pass out on the street unless you find a girl. then you puke on her bed and pass out there instead.

>best way to pick up girls
not here in my experience

bars are just full of groups of people who have come there together. You could probably make friends if your charisma attribute is maxed out. But ultimately we don't have "pub culture" in the USA.

are you drunk?

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Maybe you could get within a meter of a stranger and speak to them..I am told you have to be drunk to do this type of thing in Finland

Why does it say toilets in English?

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no i am sober, just smoked a blunt.
because everywhere we

It's called weizen. Also only 50 year old loser go alone to a bar

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She's literally European, wtf are you going on about

what really? Damn sorry then

if you go out with a friend and you meet a nice girl you end up in a position where you have to make a choice where your priority is. might as well be honest about it and go alone if your goal is to hook up anyway. less drama that way because your incel friend might not understand that you rather get some of that sweet puss than listening to his stupid stories all night. and when im actually out with real friends i try to stick with them and not fly around.

draw a picture on a napkin and post it here

hello i want to be in a bar too
but only bar here i will get beat up for being alone and new

it works here if you’re attractive

Im not here to pick up anyone
I forgot your request and ordered anotjer beer, its an APA
I'll get drunk but I dont like making a fool out of myself
Actually a young guy next to me asked how I was doing, we talked 15 mins about superficial stuff
I'm in downtown Helsinki, so in case of tourists I think and we all understand it anyway
Im not 50 but maybe Im a loser. I have no friends in this city

At that point you better get some new friends, if coochie manifests itself I'm telling my buddies to fuck off.

>Im not 50 but maybe Im a loser. I have no friends in this city
why don't you have friends?

I don't have any either so I just go everywhere with my gf.

They live some 30 km away, and I live close by alone. My trip here to the bar is ex tempore and I didnt want to disturb them, since they'd have to hassle with the train n all that

Hehheh arent you a smart one. I got a gt in your honor

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gypsy

I'm not attractive so it never works for me.

But what the hell. It's still fun to go to a quiet local bar, sit in the corner, work a beer and shitpost on the 4channel.

Any updates, how's it going Finnbro? How mnay drinks have you downed?

i drinking alone as always, i never go to bar.

In Finland? Why not ferry across to Tallinn?

order a lennart or whatever it's called
something with xante, it's finnish so they will have it
you won't be dissapointed