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ok mom

are we pretending to be old ladies in this thread

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want to have sex with the jewish femanon if i'm being candid

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I would like to hurt khazar milkers girl's vagina with my penis if I'm lettin' it all hang out.

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FUCK fridays and saturdays. all the /cum/ normalfags are out partying those days and no one else is left to rate my early 2000 music drop and dickpic

protip: there's not a jewish girl on /cum/

i like this pic

you are a subhuman if you support suburban sprawl

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Thank God (pbuh)

Hope instead of waking up tomorrow morning I don't.

hope you wake up spooning me

spooning feels pretty nice, but i don't think i could do it with a guy. I won't even give my father more than a handshake.

you say that but you haven't felt my 8" pinkness press up against your back

I'm actively ignoring this nice girl who is very interested in me and keeps asking if I'm busy or if I want to see her or hang out. I used to want a gf BADLY but now, I don't know, I just feel empty?

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How the fuck does everyone know I'm a virgin when they meet me?

Learning the basics of my Nikon DSLR so I can film porn.

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You've gotta have sex before you can do something like that

females, if this happened to you how long do you think you would last before you got soaking wet?

Can they? It's probably because you talk somewhat normally to guys, but turn your body and head away from women, only looking at them when they aren't looking at you.

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your smelle, your posture, your composure

that's what you get for giving up anatolia to a bunch of steppeniggers

lol people who shit on human rights generally aren't the kind that would last long under dictatorship

be wet soon as I started getting tied up

I bought a weed vape and it fucking reeks
It works really well but i'm too scared to use it

FUCK

your pucci must be really sensitive

the smell should dissipate quickly if you open a window
it never lingers the same way smoking does

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imagine thinking there are females in /cum/ LOL!

the smelle...

Made an Esperautist thread

want to move to a city/town that has good places to eat

what's going to happen is as soon as your pucci is all lubed up with your juices, each guy here is going to take turns cumming in you. the one with the most virulent sperm will fertilize your eggs.

gonna jack off real quick
see ya guys later

Learn to cook, blowing your disposable income on eating out is millenial tier fucking retarded.

I have a seriously hard time imagining humans with vaginas actually browse this website. I simply find it preposterously ridiculous. There are no foids on Jow Forums

LOL

>never enjoy yourself. hoard all of your money like a jew.

t. boomer

>as soon as your pucci is all lubed up with your juices
are you referring to a (supposed) females anus as a "pucci" cause that makes no sense since real women have real puccis and don't need none of that boipucci shit

>wow, so they put the avocado ON the toast?
>this has GOT to go on the gram
>what an ((EXPERIENCE))
u

>girls don't have dicks
wow learn some fucking biology you fucking SHITLORDS

ummmmm why did you quote me???

>the one with the most virulent sperm will fertilize your eggs.
so ur saying i have nothing to worry about lol??? phew

who are you quoting?

(You)

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ummmm henlo??

OHHHHHH WHHHHAAAAATTTTTT
UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
IIIIIIIMMMMMM CCCCCCCOOOOOOMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNGG

think i'm gonna make a steak for dindin

coom is a boring meme

wow thanks

/coom/ lole

Sleepy time. Sweden, let’s go come on. Say goodnight to the nice /cum/ anons

Comfy

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u guys are sick

i'll say good cum to your ahole and keep posting lol

gay is ok

Why?

He's been posting for 30 hours straight. He is having a manic episode, please contact a doctor. This man needs help.

youtube.com/watch?v=xic7_z-6zj8

have sex and go to sleep

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Stop.

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good evening frens, how's the weather?

Had it up to here with society

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But we live in it....

I’ll do one of those.... ;) and it’s not sex

*jams foot into boot*

youtube.com/watch?v=8gi2wEVWu3U

rip for you, sexies is nice

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LA County

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Repeal the 19th

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry5URU-Py2Q

What if I just did it outside

raining heavily. gonna keep on raining for another 5 hours

Cum play

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Ok for real sleep time. Bye

me getting my new tattoo

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i am no longer stuck in my video game buds

same, gonna switch from computer to bed and go to sleep in an hour or so

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i met a young mother once so addicted to cum that she would only eat it for dinner every night, in the form of a fried omelette.

Abra abracadabra
I wanna reach out and grab ya

communing with JFK jr from beyond the great divide

u cumming with him?

also this rain is king. rocking that nude sleep and open window

have you ever reached a conclusion about something, then realized that reaching that same conclusion has now put your safety into jeopardy so you block yourself from thinking the truth? No?

Better start learning how, bud.

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what a dream boat.