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>60 pound Uber

You must be taking a 100 mile journey

normie banger this

wanking off in the back of an uber

I've got a massive cock

just cooked a succulent meal of bacon, eggs and mushrooms, with a dollop of siracha on the side

pure bliss up in QLD lad god bless

SHOUT!
SHOUT!
LET IT ALL OUT!
THESE ARE THE THINGS I CAN DO WITHOUT
COME ON!
I'M TALKING TO YOU
COME ON!

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>uber
really really hope you don't do this
(get a car)

prefer this version
youtube.com/watch?v=NV1N95xZ4es

youtube.com/watch?v=nBB2bPwKWVg

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Over rated as fuck, only the ring has any tightness so it like fucking the O in the OK hand sign. .

Shan't say, that way he'll be obligated to an answer all of them

Sopranos dude. Enjoy it. Its one of the best tv series of all time in my opinion. Captures real life and mob (I suppose I'm not in the mob) life perfectly. The casting is excellent. Basically David Chase is a genius t b h.
James Gandolfini (rip) plays a blinder.

He’s probably pissed

very nice lad, you too

his recent meditation ambient album thing was actually pretty great

might move to the sunshine coast lads

thoughts?

40 min rides are expensive
it's $15 to go 10 mins during bar hopping hours here

lol

considering a coom

it sucks. easily the worst sexual activity for a guy. it just feels like a tight ring around your shaft

>Driving drunk

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Mad that aus is about to start spring

My parents were getting divorced when I started watching for the first time and I had to stop watching when Tony and Carmel started going to marriage troubles. The arguments were too real

smell the river turning
season is about to change lads

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he's from Georgia in the Caucasus you fucking moron

already started mate it's September
All the little flowers are starting to come out on my trees out the front it's lovely

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fuckin beautiful down here lad

I respect emergency service and nhs workers but the worshipping of them in this country is insane

I thought it was a good way of making love

no he's not idiot

AUTISTIC

Mental

>he's from Georgia in the Caucasus you fucking moron

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Hook line and sinker.

Is that an aus Ford Pepe? Lel

Must of watched 8 hours of Seconds from Disaster yesterday

4 Air Disasters
Eschede High Speed Train Derailment
Fire on the Scandinavian Star
The Kursk
And a fire in a tunnel between France and Italy

What a Saturday

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lmfao it's a JOKE

unironically drive one of these

bought for $2000, took me to Sydney and back, never had a problem

if ever I sell it I'll set the price at $100,000

Dogshit yank hours

yeah aha

how does it feel to know that I'm a Pict?

Dogshit chink hours

picts are runts

Good lad!

Honestly rate Falcons, my Dad had one like yours when I was younger then a BA XR6. And I drove my Mum's XR6 on my Red Ps before I bought my own car
Gonna miss them, end of an era

My parents didn't get divorced but my father was an alcoholic (rip) and he's got the argument dynamic down to a tee. I can't really watch the show without getting feels if I'm honest.

t. gael fearing the pictish bull

Saw one over in dec 2017 strange

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Feeling bad

youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI

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Quality (dogshit) posts from the dogshit yanks

Fwoar a GT-P, what a beast of a thing
Still has its Aussie rego sticker in the windscreen aha

youtu.be/TI_uD3oDuxA

Europa chads be like

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got a dish towel with all of the english monarchs on it and the years of the reigns
pretty cool huh?
I could lend it to you sometime

Never seen an Aussie car but I have seen a vauxhall monaro which basically is one

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Is a gtp good? Is it the v8 one?

Quality (dogshit) posts from the dogshit chink

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Show me your penis.

Australians are better at building yank cars than the yanks themselves

archive.org/details/youtube-w0HgD8wGwPo

we build japs cars well though

It's the V8 one on steroids

XR8 is the standard Falcon V8 model for the consumer which is already a muscle car.
The GT-P was tuned by Ford Performance Vehicles (FPV) so its pulling crazy power out of the factory

hUDURUHDRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IM A FAT MIXED BLOOD MONGOLOID HUDURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Yanks be like I have two non-binary trans-fatherkin of colour and they're brothers lmaoooo

home from toil but still stressed and cant sleep

that sucks lad what happened

Didn’t ask lmao

Getting a bit tired might do the ol' snooze

kwaharee (doorshet) poss fwom tha doorshet yans

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brevity is the soul of wit

Aww shit that’s kinda cool, I thought it was just a bog standard v6 one, m8 of mine has a v8 Ute too, I think it’s an older holden

just had an amazing mdma experience

LOL

Relax lad, surely no toil on the morrow, r-r-right?

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MDMA is for sluts and faggots

Fun for you tomorrow:) surprised you can even see a screen 2bh

What car should I get next? Wanna get an auto, sick of changing gears

nothing out the usual just the ol' anxiety going over all the things i fucked up

bridish pipo realy do be out there like oi guv this mild curry 2 spicey

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I know a few blokes that have bought a few new Malloos, they're bafflingly powerful as well for a half sedan with a tray in the back

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>Watching porn and the dude responds to the girls dialogue and he is obviously a sperg
This happens far too much

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Used Accord Lexus GS is I have them

Yank craftsmanship more like yank craftsmanSHIT

King Tiger

Based

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Yeah i am actually lol

ford escort

he's an ugly cunt but brandon iron seems like he'd be decent company

Stop watching porn