Be Brazilian

>be Brazilian
>get eaten alive by a Komodo dragon
Do Brazilians really do this?

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Indonesia in 100 years

Srsly tho how will he digest all of that?
Would be easier to eat piece by piece.

they just digest for a long time

Sure but the monkey is almost his size, do they just hide so they can digest everything without getting killed?

At least we have the decency to make a soup

°-°

They pretty much get super sluggish and go hide somewhere dark and safe while they digest the food, much like snakes. Many reptiles are at their most vulnerable directly after a feeding specifically because of this.

It's make sopa or be in the sopa world

>be MUTT
>too fat and lazy
>jump out of a Window instead of taking the stairs
Do MUTTS really do this?

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MR. PRESIDENT WATCH OUT

It's more efficient.

Too late

The jews got him

>There were a total of 56,101 murders in Brazil in 2017.
>almost twice as many macacos are murdered monthly in Brazil then were killed in 9/11
kek

is he eating putin monkee

Brazilians ITT
Give me a brown gf with thick thighs and big bunda pls

Everyone in brazil is either black or whiteish, there is no brown girls

RIP Russian prez

Wrong, I fucked a brazilian whore and she was brown

guess again

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I'm sorry sir but I think that's the president of Roosyia

Those fuckers are actually that big??

Miss this

I'll settle for a black one then