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Big Mac down the proverbial gullet

Shower sex is so overrated. It gets so hot and steamy you can barely fucking breathe.

>youtu.be/wJHp5Gz3q20
mentally preparing myself for toil

my tiny pecker wouldn't get an inch into her bumhole

and water isn't lube. in fact it washes away any natural lube from your penis

business idea; lube shower
dragons I am requesting a 500k loan for 15% stake

he's talking about his mother he isn't going to have sex with her. Whats wrong with you?

business idea: my immediate death

got an idea for a dragons' den spinoff called shaggers' den

any right wing docos lads

Need some advice from a certified shagger lads

Doing up my flat and I have a small living room, planning painting it all white with two 1 foot high each going round the bottom, blue and red or some other colour combo. Red sofa, some nice bookcases, maybe a jukebox or record player and some other bits and pieces with hue ambilight kit for atmosphere. Is it a decent room that will look nice, virginesque, ugly, sophisticated etc? Cheers

just renewed my subscription to shagmag

Sucking my own bollocks

Any sense of complete failure man in?

The flag implied it

dracaris

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Blah blah blah blog blog

Blog blog blog blog?

Blog blog redditpost blog blog redditpost blah blah blah blah redditpost blog blog blog

>owning a flat

billionaires out

just sent diego packing

27 years of age and facial hair doesnt grow all the way down my cheek or under my bottom lip.. fuck sake

sounds like actual depression
visit a psychiatrist

27 years of age, lads

Facial hair doesn't grow all the way down my cheek or under my bottom lip.

Fuck's sake, lads. Any advice? Got loads of reddit gold for any tips, cheers

Will i be happy if i achieved my dreams?

no

Housing exec flat

no

who dat

no

yes :)

no

You'll just create new dreams

will actually make you worse because you'll then have no goals to strive towards

its the ‘pression lad im suffering too

hung like and African donkey ama

currently doing a poo lads

Sent from my iphone

aha

the blogposter cries out as he strikes at you

youtu.be/jdX4MEFQ1C8
biggest bruh moment of the 2010s

currently blogging, crying and throwing a punch

shagged a lesbian last night lads

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just struck diego

that makes you a lesbian

how'd you go about that turt, guess she's not really a lesbian then aye

Did she moan a lot being drilled by your fat cock?

she messaged me inviting me over and when I got there she said she hadn't shagged a man for 5 years only women but she was curious

how many fights have you lads got in in your time reckon most people pussy out of the thought of the fight cuz cant imagine runts like this la get in many

did she enjoy it

yeah nice
how was it, was she hot?

was her fanny bare tight

have an opportunity to go study in china next year. do I? any school I want.

yeah we're gonna do it again
pretty cute but the girl on Tuesday was hotter

toy story 4 is out in decent quality

based

how do you meet all these girls to shag

depends on if your dream is a specific goal/material acquisition or a career etc. my dream (that will never be fulfilled) is to study exoplanets, so I would be much happier doing that but not in a sense of completion

onya Turt

'der

grinder?

genuinely bafled as to why anyone gives turtle any attention

agree
not as if he has a decent personality judging by his posts here either

what vehicles do you find aesthetically pleasing

state of this country

twitter.com/RSBukesM/status/1173018171625877505

grrr gays

my job has one of the highest suicide rates in the western world ama

stay mad, Piet.

Are you a cop?

what is your job

take your meds rorke

Mortician? Doctor? Farmer?

Jow Forums janitor

vet

aah a fellow twitch streamer I see

holy FUARK

depends on who you are as a person tbqh

>he needs a job to be suicidal
lightweight

Cracking episode of Songs of Praise on right now

Cracking episode of Songs of Praise on right now

Cracking episode of Songs of Praise on right now

im depressed lads

Cracking episode of Songs of Praise on right now

truth be told lesbians don't exist

captivating blog post

it's photoshopped lad

bender freak

>jukebox

Make sure you buy a hatstand for your ‘doras mate

just found my mum on tinder WTF do i do?????

Doing a poo

hey guys

which is the most epic ideology and why is it far-right nationalism?

Bored lads, can't be arsed to get up and make something of the day

No wonder seeing as you look like a dyke