/brit/

love fannies
love willies
simple as

have sex

shlomo

Can't sleep because I haven't got drunk or taken benzos for the first time in like a month
Why do people get pussy when you message them late at night

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life eh

love shaggin them but fannies look minging
willies look far better

Princess Diana death announcement

youtube.com/watch?v=OpQrgA-PJ-E

you mean out of any other stuff?
like Melville, Joyce, and Forster in terms of fiction
used to read genre fiction like fantasy but haven't for years
other than that I mostly read history and anthropology stuff

kek this kike is reeling

right you’ve had your fun now mate c’mon

>kek this kike is reeling
>shlomo

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good taste. i like you.

fuck off benderpol

Goodbye England's rose

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literally every normie

looks like my mother when she was young
are those AIDS patients she's greeting?

shlomo

going to start reporting all spammers
youve been warned. i will report you if i see you spamming from now on.
/brit/ is a high quality general and it's important to me (and others) that it stays that way.
those of you who are degrading the quality of the thread and damaging the reputation of /brit/ as a gathering place for the witty and intelligent - think twice before you shitpost
i have a report button and i know how to use it

alright, time to add "schlomo" to the filter

>giga_soy_jew.jpg
>shlomo

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wish I had friends to drink with
all of my "friends" are into smoking weed and runt stuff

shlomo

british media: diana is a slag look at her tiny tits *sends paparazzi after her that cause he death*
also british media: oh no diana is dead?!? rest in peace the people’s princess x shame on the people who slandered her!

oven dodger

Yes. Back in the day there was a lot of stigma around aids. She shook hands with them.

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is there anything more pathetic than announcing a filter

youtube.com/watch?v=KpN_TOP9hg8

remember the phone ringing when i was a kid, really early in the morning. my dad answered it and it was his brother telling him to switch on the news, they were both in the army back then. my mum just kept going oh my god over and over

>smoking weed

nowt wrong with that

posting wojak edits and being a virgin

i really like those pants
i wish those old polyester adidas trackies were still around, they're pretty hard to find. they only really sell cotton joggers now.

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>oven dodger

>shlomo

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shut the fuck up nigger

I live in London but I've got no friends at all, how bad am I doing?

remember when the classy gentlemen memes were a thing and i got downvoted on funnyjunk for saying gaming clothing is cringe. Was lightyears ahead of my time

yeah your mum was going oh my god over and over last night as well when i was nobbing her

shlomo

'ate Sparkle
'ate Waity
'luv the Princess of Wales
Simple as

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Been waiting 2 hours for a just eat delivery, I better be getting compensated. Probably gonna give the delivery driver a piece of mind wen he gets here.

*Strums guitar*
Hey Jude

SCHLOMO SCHOLOMO SHLOMO SHLOMO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM AN EPIC RETARD

>princess diana
did the woman die

What on earth is taking those spuds so long

nobody in my family gave a fuck, I was mad that all cartoons were cancelled though. An older guy from a few doors down knocked on the door to let my dad know that princess diana had died and he just said "ok, thanks"

non-fiction history? ive tried a few times but haven't found anything that can hold my interest.

shlomo

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There seriously isn't a worse feeling in the world than knowing you've never had a gf, i would rather be blind deaf and retarded

don't think people now realise how innocent we all actually were in the 90s before the internet came along 2bh

shit caked drawers

That's what (((they))) want you to think

You with the guitar
Me in the toga
youtube.com/watch?v=8V_hCqO6UQs

update: peggy just rhymed "brexit" with "anorexic" and i love it

fair point

when princess di died my dad rolled up a fattest bifta uve seen and got absolutely off his chops

shlomo

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng

bet i roll bigger ones on the daily

Rorke: leftypol just spams the same lame rorke jokes over and over
Also Rorke: shlomo shlomo shlomo heeb heeb heeb

one of my preferred adult actresses this one

Elton John at the funeral

youtu.be/1o9rLDCfO6o

why is half of Limmy's comedy brilliant and the other half absolute shite?

my dad took a year long holiday the day princess di died

mine too and i dont know why cause im a racist pos who likes blue eyes and blonde hair

shlomo

Don't know if I've ever had a gf or not, they never used that word nor did I but I got dumped a few times so I suppose maybe I have

Decided to castrate myself lads just dont want to be in the female rat race anymore

Creasing at this

>When copy writer Josh Thompson received an ominous email from his bosses asking to discuss his role at the company, he knew he was facing redundancy.
>But rather than bring a family member, a friend or even a pet, the part-time stand-up comedian decided to splash out NZ$200 (£100) on a clown called "Joe".
>"Joe" accompanied Josh for the redundancy meeting, where the clown made balloon animals, although he had to be told to stop a few times as it was difficult to hear above the screeching of plastic.

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i was like 7 when princess diana died so i didn't even know what the fuss was all about

fuck off pal it was bigger than my head u should have seen it

show me one example of his brilliant comedy

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man dem

Sometimes he's trying to be funny, other times he's trying to make a point.

leftypol: god rorke youre so fucking stupid always check your facts ffs
also leftypol: *accuses the wrong person of being rorke yet again*

>his dad doesnt smoke 5 gram blunts
weak

gotta hand it to elton. he can really play the old ivories

rorke: cake his pants with diarrhea and screams shlomo over and over again

his Dee Dee sketches are dark humour gold

yanks larping

yea
I read stuff when I was younger but the works that really drew me into it was Medieval Cities by Henri Pirenne and The Roman Empire and Its Germanic Peoples by Herwig Wolfram
the first is mostly sociological take on history, the second is broad and touches on a lot of subjects
I tend to read that type of stuff more than just military history or that focusing on individual people
read mostly colonial american and some english early modern stuff

it was cause some brown guy was banging her and her white husband had her mercked

leftypol doesn't exist
shlomo is leftypol

shlomo

asked out a fucking 14 year old today, looked like she was 19 haha

vaguely recall the 'Ra even expressing sadness at the death of Diana 2bh

britain should've had a silent rave when princess diana died

theyre great but theyre not exactly dark

you're thinking about it to much

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