/brit/

>post RIGHT now if you have a gf or not edition
You mean "whether".

read the bible

Seriously lads what happened to Diego why wasn't he here on friday?

We're using this thread, right?

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coom

iktf lad, nothing worse than knowing shes with another lad

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>or an university education

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personally like my men wit bitta hair
cant stand them fuckbois with their shaved chests and skinfade buzzcuts, all white trainers and skinny jeans
you know the type
99% of boys under 25
aka betas

Something that makes you earn more money

>rorke is still going
>he needs to be sedated
seething brown hands post

he had business to attend to elsewhere

already done that mate been on /lit/ since i was 14

How much music production can i learn in 2 weeks?

Dont and have never or had sex but dont give a fuck me
*downs my entire can of pepsi max and does a full 360 spin in my desk chair

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Don't have Facebook
Don't have Insta
Don't have Snapchat
Never Googled an ex-gf and never will
Nothing good can come from it

choon

Has he post since then then?

Rorke, I said FUCK OFF

this

What makes a desirable male

your ex girlfriend is round mine right now and im blasting her passages off

dumb phoneposter

i got 21 genders to go
i got 21 genders to go

>filtered 20 threads in the catalog
fuck's sake. weebs ruin Jow Forums

Creep

average looks will do it, main thing is a decent job and general social confidence

Cis solid crew

lease don't go crazy, if I tell you the truth
No you don't know what happened
And you never will if
You don't listen to me while I talk to the wall
This blanket is freezing, it's been out in the hall
Where you've had me for hours
Till I'm sure what I want
But darling I want the same thing that I wanted before
So sweetheart tell me what's up I won't stop no way
Please keep your hands down
And stop raising your voice
It's hardly what I'd be doing if you gave me a choice
It's a simple suggestion can you give me sometime
So just say yes or no
Why can't you shoulder the blame
Coz both my shoulders are heavy
From the weight of us both
You're a big boy now so let's not talk about growth
You've not heard a single word I have said...
Oh, my God

Losing track of time

toned muscular build
6 figure salary
extensive knowledge of literature and philosophy
being a keen athlete
oodles of charisma

>when ur a self made femcel

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Mumsnet is in complete disarray

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it's out

How do I know ifI have a gf

M'boko's on the ropes

i dont have a decent job but i'm from a rich family (i just do part time work for them) and i'm socially confident but i have below average looks :(

jokes on you i dont have an ex girlfriend

bit maisiesque

Am all of these including extremely wealthy, i hate poor people

time... is never time at all

you've got 21 seconds to fuck off from this thread

grenfell was wrong on so many levels

she wants a man with a heathy social media, a height between 6’1-6’6, privately educated and a minor drug addiction.

What makes a desirable yank poster?

fanny that's not too worn out

he's right I reckon

There is, not knowing if she is or not and having zero social media and wondering if she thinks about me at all

gott strafe england
gott strafe frankreich
gott strafe spanien

got called a serial killer because i dont have facebook

wide hips and a cracking arse for me
bonus if shes got massive tits

For me it's toiny Bri-ish roadstahs.

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me? I discuss yank politics on /brit/

Grenfell 2

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Anti-social freak

knows his place
respects britain and british people
doesnt try to veer the conversation into yank culture

>not fat
thats it

What the fuck am i supposed to do if i dont have it im a creep if i do have it ill have like 100 friends and just seem like a different kind of creep

I love having runny poos

why do women draw their eyebrows on? looks terrible

The eternal jew never sleeps

Whatcha reading user?

R8 the 70s porn stache lads

Dumb cunts are way worse than chubby birds who have a brain lad

tfw you will never buy Scarlet Witch a deep fried kebab

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Grenfell part deux: Electric Bogaloo

what on earth happened just then. some posts just disappeared

im sure she have a lovely caring personality and shes conscientious of those around her

Nobody cool still uses facebook

people with earplugs at techno nights are gay

let's chat about yank culture

neither are attactive tho just illusion of it because they put so much care into appearence look at left girls face it is like a horse michael jackson

Forgot pic

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just kidding, don't have it either x

>shit skin tone

wtf

Janny on a tirade

literally fucking everyone has a facebook

i hide my friend count and basically all info about myself on it

They're not ear plugs they're my airpods i'd rather listen to my own choons

Looking good Jeffery, would buy you a pint if you where up north

love the history of the frontier

i thought the same and now i struggle to get to sleep bc of my tinatus sigh

holy fuck, chink boy is STILL here? is /brit/ your entire life?

I have one, we're getting married :3

Bernard Arnault is the richest guy in Europe, worth over $100 billion. Owns Louis Vuitton, Hublot, Moet, Dom Perignon, Givenchy, Fendi, Fenty (Rihanna's brand), Dior, Celine, Kenzo, TAG Heuer and Marc Jacobs, just to name a few.

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>nooo i don't want tinnitus

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aye but you dont have to stick around to listen to them do you

Tell me your woes and worries lads

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