You wake up and realise you are swedish, what do?

You wake up and realise you are swedish, what do?

Hardmode: no killing yourself, you actually have to cope with it.

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I move to Somalia and reintegrate.

I thank the gods for making me a SWEDISH BVLL

move to some rural area and live in a cabin or some shit

Enjoy living in first world welfare state where everyone is given all their desires on a silver plate

Do I have blonde hair and blue eyes? I would immediately fly to Asia and abuse my wh*Te privilege
No blonde hair and blue eyes? Fly to Italy and settle down.
Both responses involve me leaving Sweden.

burst out in tears of joy because ive made it

Move to Norway and peel banans

give up Estonia and Finland to glorious Russia

Why?

"welcome back home, guys")

>tfw nothing changes

I humiliate the great powers of Europe and win Nobel prizes.

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Collect welfare for continually existing and shitpost on Jow Forums.

I discard all pride and hubris and weakness and burn away the curse of the sardonic in physical training.

Of the swedoid having pride and overconfidence when you have no power or any posistion of power is just justification to be sedentary and not improve

We have always considered it a based empire, to which we were loyal.

tallinn looks pretty swedish in parts desu

More like Tallinn looks pretty nordic. Swedish architecture is just nordic architecture

I move to Denmark

Campaign for trans rights and be very vocal.

Do I have memories of having formerly been American? If so, I think I'd be really sad. I live in a really sunny place, with deserts, mountains, and legal marijuana.
Do I still have seasonal affective disorder? This "no suicide" part is going to be difficult...

I think I'd become a criminal. It's hard to imagine how much my mental state would deteriorate. I'd certainly become far more antisocial.