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YELLOW SURGE

Luna was the superior potter girl

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If a bit of poo got on it during anal I wouldn’t mind. Not into poo though, just farts.

520 Linden St
Bristol PA 19007

lmao delete this you fucking tit

finished all 10 episodes of top boy in a weekend
a must watch for you all

2 maccies double cheeseburgers, an tinnie of abbot ale and a signature (formerly cafe cream) smoke to have afterwards. Lush lads

lads i just had what one might call an "epiphany"
so watch this video right and look at this girl
youtube.com/watch?v=WIgpomnoJto
she's like a 6/10 at best, maybe could be a 7/10 on a really good day
but, and i suppose this is precisely what yellow fever is, i find her infinitely more attractive than a 6/10 white girl
like i couldn't imagine myself being at all atractied to her white equivalanet, but in her asian form i find her very pretty and would happily be with her
thoughts?

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MY Kansas city chiefs beat the Oakland raiders lads

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grand on my way now

Top Boy

Bottom Boy

big fan of the quasi-documentary style of Japanese AVs

nah my buddy is coming over

What sport is that? Eggball?

you will never know the love or touch of a girl malaponte

patriots are winning it all again

it's because she has neotenous features and you're a nonce

he's got a girlfriend named suzanne
she's thirty years old

remember when malaponte posted a pic of a package with his name and address on loooooool

i remember that

youtube.com/watch?v=e7VurhK2kos

just realised i haven't had a friend in 12 years lol

who would win in a fight? charlie or liam?

but you've had sex right?

anyone here familiar with the works of witold gombrowicz ?

No they won't
Yes I will

>we
charlie please

Hi anglo boys, send me some lad with thicc thighs like pic related
thanks xx

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Hi
Im feeling like shit and have to compulsively post on Jow Forums so my crippling depression doesnt devour my already frail mind

I can deal with not having a gf, but not having friends just destroys my soul

incel freak stay away from them

>anti-nationalist flavor. As a leftist, bisexual, and anticlerical who defied all party lines, his books were banned in communist Poland.
wtf I love communism now

jesus christ im not gay but just look at that fat fucking cock bulging in his shorts oh my daysssss

Phwoar I'd fuck him all day long

13th coom of the day

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do you think the new peng girl at work likes virgin freaks with 4.8 inch phimo willies lads?

think he’d be fucking you 2bh

mmm...girls..

Then just make friends

surely posting on Jow Forums doesn't help
during my times of depression i feel worse if i just spend hours on Jow Forums despite the temptation to do so
personally i feel a lot better after a several hour shostakovich listenalong

1 week into nofap lads
Slowly loosing the urge to wank
Its strongest right when I wake up but I'm fine during the day

He's mine and his willy is getting wet right now

imagine the length

We could take it in turns

yeah i'm not an incel
sex is overrated desu

right okay i don't care about any of that
his books look good especially "cosmos" which was made into a film this decade by a director who i admire

where did you get this picture of me from?

who doesn't!

a challenger approaches

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that pasta was delicious
now, a cigarette
after, a wank

I need to post to calm down

for me all it takes is a couple of days of nofap and the urge to fap is entirely diminished

>shostakovich listenalong

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Faggots.

I'm leaving neetdom and plan to

lol why would this compel anyone to masturbate? seeing a woman behave like a chimp?
can tell you're a thirsty virgin

BT contract is up, supposed to ring them and play hardball for a better monthly rate
am such a sperg I'll probably end up paying double

for me, it's Stravinsky's 'The Firebird'.

hey lads

disturbing familiarity with and casual discussion of "creep shots" in this general
must be at least half shitskinned

yes i understand that but you may not realise that spending so much time on here actually doesn't make you feel better, particularly when you come off Jow Forums in the evening and realise you haven't done anything worthwhile all day when you quite easily could have done

hiya hun

forgot to put a runny shit in the middle there

what're you bringing to my new year's party mate?

For me it's Gran Vals

Show me your penis.

think you've turned yourself gay lad. hahahaha bender beeeeeeeennnnnnnnddddddeeerrr beeeennnnnnnnndddddeeeeeerrrrrr hahahaha

gennuinely what got me into classical
has a special place in my heart. for me it's the seiji ozawa rendition

lads

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nout wrong with appreciating the male form

kek this me (every day but i still repeat the same process and will probably never change it because im a pathetic creature stuck in my habits regardless of how detrimental they are to me haha)

>Dad wants me to come over for something
>He never tells me ahead of time always tells me literally hours before

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beer mostly

would love to punt this little bastard out of orbit

how much notice do you need virgin

what beer
big fan of franziskaner

rite of spring is top notch too. currently getting antiquated with Wyschnegradsky. unexplored territory for me

Go do a sculpture of Hercules then instead of bending you AIDS ridden puff.

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I'll stop off in New Zealand on the way

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There's no good reason why there should be so many homeless people in rich nations like the UK and America

Butthurt

remember when malaponte threw that fit over frasier last night?

didn't know they put piss in cans down there. strange people

have just made the executive decision that im pulling a sicky from toil tomorrow, oh no no the berg isnt going to like this not one bit

I agree

wogwan my brudda

Atleast a few days, sometimes it overlaps with other plans or I am just not planning to go out so im not really ready, in this case my car is fucked so I shouldnt drive on the highway, I could have figured it out if I had a day or two but fuckn hell

Lmao why’d he do that